Chapter 16: Damn Luo Guanzhong
Most people always have such a habit, whenever they do something wrong, then the fault must not be themselves, it must be someone else, if there is no one else to blame, then it must be force majeure factors at work, anyway, they are very innocent.
Liu Bei was not so shameless, although he once longed for this shameless attitude, because he felt that it would reduce a lot of trouble, but soon Liu Bei found that this attitude did not actually make people - at least for him not only did not reduce his own troubles but deepened his pain, because no matter how Liu Bei tried to escape, there was an objective reality in front of him - this matter was a failure.
Despite this, Liu Bei at this moment still couldn't help but want to say: "This damn Luo Guanzhong." ”
Thinking about it now, Liu Bei still can't help but regret it, such a high voice, a similar age to himself, and big eyes that he didn't pay much attention to at the time - if this was seen by some girls in later generations, they would definitely go crazy with jealousy.
However, with such obvious characteristics, I actually came to a magical conclusion - it must be Gongsun Zhan, Gongsun your sister.
A text came to Liu Bei's mind: "The leopard's head is ringed with eyes, the face is like running iron, the black is translucent, the bright is black, the swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, the sound is like a huge thunder, and the momentum is like a galloping horse." ”
This is Luo Guanzhong's description of Zhang Fei in the novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and it is also because of this description that Liu Bei quickly eliminated Zhang Fei's correct answer in the first paragraph, and then quickly locked on the little white-faced Gongsun Zhan.
However, Zhang Feicai is not a black face, but a typical little white face, not only not wild, but very delicate, whether it is Liu Chan's two queens or Zhang Feitao unearthed in Rongcheng in later generations, this is proved. But Liu Bei knew this, not only did he know it, but he also debated it with netizens who insisted on black-faced Zhang Fei in many online forums.
And what Liu Bei couldn't accept the most was that the fundamental reason why he excluded Zhang Fei in the first place was Zhang Fei's delicate face, which was really ironic.
Almost subconsciously, he compared "Zhang Fei" with the stills of Mr. Li Jingfei in the old version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in later generations, and then made a stupid decision.
Hmm, this is really the most painful thing in the world, it's like it's an open-book exam, and you obviously find the question, but you just fill in the wrong person's name.
"Luo Guanzhong's son, it's a big thing for me." Liu Bei, who was resting on the couch, muttered.
The afternoon was dull, nothing happened, Liu Bei kept turning his head to look at Zhang Fei's face to see what his expression was, but he didn't see any conclusions; Moreover, unfortunately, because of this frequent deviation, Liu Bei was reprimanded by Lu Zhi and was punished for standing - Liu Bei can understand this, after all, it is not the right thing to look left and right in class, the only thing that surprised him was that the ancient teachers would also "punish standing".
After school, Liu Bei wanted to find Zhang Fei to talk to him, but before he could make a good word, Zhang Fei walked away and didn't even look at him, which made Liu Bei more and more worried.
Liu Bei, who has lived in Liangzhou since he was a child, clearly knows a truth - the dog that bites people does not bark, not to mention that Zhang Fei let go of cruel words in the morning, and for a while, a sense of oppression of "wind and rain is coming" was involved in Liu Bei's heart.
The next day, the sun rose as usual, when Liu Bei came to the county school, the time was still early, only about one-third of the number of people who should arrive, Liu Xian and Liu Liang sat behind Liu Bei yawning, they were still a little drowsy, but they didn't dare to complain, the ghost knows what's going on, didn't they win yesterday? Why does the eldest brother look like a "mourning exam".
With the passage of time, people came one by one, Zhang Fei came from a period of time that did not move forward or backward, this time he finally had some reaction, snorted coldly at Liu Bei, and then turned his head right, with a straight look on his mouth and nose.
There were some indignant students around, seeing Zhang Fei's provocation, they immediately wanted to move, and turned their eyes on Liu Bei with anticipation and pleading, Liu Bei ignored these people and glared them back to their seats, "Alas, these fools, it's a big thing for me." ”
Soon after, Lu Zhi came to the school, Liu Bei got up and took the juniors and disciples to salute, and then Lu Zhi bowed slightly in return, and the class began.
"Do you have any doubts that need to be clarified?" On the stage, Lu Zhi asked loudly.
The audience was silent, Liu Bei was silent, if there was no "Zhang Fei" matter, he wouldn't mind being a good student, but this matter has been around him recently, and he has no Yaxing who gets up to answer questions.
Thinking of Zhang Fei, Liu Bei couldn't help but look at it again, and then, Liu Bei's eyes widened, Zhang Fei actually got up slowly, what does this kid want to do?
Lu Zhi on the stage also saw this scene, his expression suddenly became serious, if Liu Bei is a slippery head, this guy is a thorn, at this time, he got up and was afraid that something would happen again, but Lu Zhi still watched quietly, there was no special behavior, many years of experience in the world told Lu Zhi a truth: "Some things, until the end, it is best not to jump to conclusions, otherwise you will be smart and be mistaken by cleverness." ”
Under the gaze of everyone, Zhang Fei finally completed his action of getting up little by little, and then he stood up straight, his arms were folded and stretched forward, his right hand was slightly bent, his left hand was attached to it, his arms first rose to the place parallel to his forehead, and then descended to the place parallel to his chest, his waist was bent at 90 degrees, his knees slowly knelt down, and finally his palms touched the ground, touched his palms with his forehead, and then straightened up and raised his hands and eyebrows, and bowed again, and waited for Zhang Fei to finish this set of cumbersome and solemn ceremonies in the stunned eyes of everyone, before he spoke:
"Teacher, the disciple Zhang Fei spoke wildly above the school yesterday, and his behavior was debauched, and the disciple Yu Jiashen thought that Miao was also, so today I specially asked the teacher to punish the former and the latter, and not to make the ears of the disciples who are reinstated."
Lu Zhi's pupils shrank slightly, the disciple knew that the mistake could be corrected, which was a good thing, but Lu Zhi felt that something was wrong, because this confession came too quickly, he had not gone to Zhang Fei's house to discuss Zhang Fei's education method with Zhang Fei's father, but this is all after the fact, now it is better to answer Zhang Fei quickly, he is still kneeling in the audience.
So, Lu Zhi smiled and said loudly: "What a gentleman fears, it is not a fault, and a person is not a sage, who can be without fault?" Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. Now you can judge yourself for the past mistakes, which can also be described as good! Arise thus. ”
Zhang Fei listened to Lu Zhi's words, and then slowly sat up straight and resumed his kneeling posture.
Lu Zhi saw that Zhang Fei had already sat down, looked around and said: "Zi said: "Yin is due to Xia Li, and the profits and losses can be known; Zhou because of Yin Li, the profit and loss, can be known", so the stone of the other mountain can attack his own jade, two or three sons, this matter should be cited as a precedent. ”
"Whoa." All the disciples replied in unison.
Lu Zhi nodded with satisfaction, rolled up the book in his hand, and said, "I won't talk about the Book of Songs today, but I will talk about the "Spring and Autumn Left Biography" for you." ”
After that, Lu Zhi said slowly in a subdued voice: "In the second year of Lu Xuangong, Jin Linggong was not a king, and he carved the wall ......."
"The Zuo Biography of the Spring and Autumn Period" is the "Zuo Chuan", which is the anti-peak work of ancient literature and classics, in other words, it can be said that "Zuo Chuan" is a treasure of luck to suppress the ancient literature and classics.
It stands to reason that with the age of Liu Bei and the others at this time and the current progress of the course, it is not yet the time to explain this article, however, the reason why Lu Zhi did this is also for some purpose.
What he is talking about at this moment is the paragraph in "Zuo Biography" "Jin Linggong is not sympathetic, Zhao Dun kills the king", and this paragraph is the source of his previous sentence "Knowing mistakes can be changed, and kindness is great".
This is also the characteristic of teaching in this era, teachers generally do not do any syllabus, they all want to talk about where, which encounters a high level, circumstantial evidence and quotations, but can justify themselves, which really makes the listeners fascinated; Of course, no matter what era the Masters are, they are only a minority, most of them are ordinary people, and of course, there are not a few people who don't know where to run while talking, and there are not a few cheaters who forget their words while talking.
After this class, Lu Zhi issued a notice and told the disciples that they would not be used in the afternoon.
Liu Bei knew what was going on because of his father, because Lu Zhi was going to move to the county school to live, as for the previous mansion, it was actually leased by Lu Zhi to someone else, although the rented mansion was only a friendship price for Lu Zhi, but because of this, Lu Zhi had to move over quickly, and the most difficult thing in the world to repay was the debt of favors.
When Lu Zhi was gone, and walked away, a figure stood in front of Liu Bei, it was Zhang Fei.
Liu Bei smiled bitterly in his heart, what should come will always come, but he still stood up unhurriedly and looked directly at Zhang Fei: "Zhang Fei, what do you want?" ”
Zhang Fei took one hand as a palm and the other as a fist, pinching the gabba sound, "What do you say?" ”
Liu Bei raised his head indifferently and glanced at Zhang Fei: "Let's go to the courtyard." ”
Zhang Fei looked surprised, Liu Bei's expression was really unexpected by him, but it made him a little overwhelmed.
Liu Bei stopped, turned to look at Zhang Fei who was standing in place, raised his eyebrows and said, "What, don't you leave yet?" ”
Zhang Fei gritted his teeth and left, who is afraid of whom, I see what kind of tricks this kid can play.
When the two came to the courtyard, they naturally formed a circle to see the lively crowd, and some cheered Liu Bei on.
Zhang Fei stood still, arched his hand and said: "Fellow students, I was wrong the day before yesterday, and I have thanked the teacher for making amends, but today is my personal grudge with him, and it has nothing to do with you, please don't interfere." ”
Liu Bei sighed in his heart, from the moment Zhang Fei got up in the previous class, he knew that this matter was going to be a lot more troublesome, and now Zhang Fei lowered his posture and said such a thing, took out the classmates, and pointed the finger at himself, and after all, he and these juniors and disciples had just met, and the prestige established yesterday was not very reliable, and these around him were probably not counted on.
Alas, this is still Zhang Fei, who is not known for his intelligence in history, and he is also a juvenile version, I really don't know what kind of demeanor those first-class civil servants and strategists are, but fortunately, I have already thought of countermeasures, and it should be generally fine.