Lying on the ground convulsively, foaming at the mouth, the onlookers retreated in fright. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It happened too suddenly, and Ying Xue was a little caught off guard, although she was constantly arguing with each other, but she knew the importance of this little monk! If something goes wrong, how do you explain it to Master!

Judging from the symptoms, he has a disease of "convulsions", and if he is not treated immediately, I am afraid that he will bite his tongue and commit suicide.

Sakurayuki drew her scabbard and stepped down the steps in one step, ready to pry open her teeth and prevent him from biting his tongue. But before this foot fell to the ground, he stood up endlessly, and Sakura Xue was so frightened that he didn't dare to step forward.

looked at it endlessly, standing straight in place, more upright than Dong Shan, who had just been pointed. Raised his hands forward, his face was pale, his eyes were closed, and his mouth kept saying, "Uh... The voice, that posture is extremely weird, although it is noon, it makes people shudder.

Sakura Xue was also a little frightened when she saw this, and asked loudly: "Thief... Thief monk! You... What are you crazy about? ”

ignored him, but asked the vegetable girl: "Xiuniang, did you really have an affair with this son behind my back?" ”

He spoke in a rough voice, apparently the voice of a grown man, very different from the incessant voice.

When the vegetable girl heard the word "Xiuniang", tears fell like rain. This voice is obviously the voice of her husband Dong Liang, and "Xiuniang" is her own milk name, except for her family, only her husband knows.

The grievances in the heart of the vegetable girl gushed out, turned into tears and burst down the embankment, and asked, "Dong Lang! Is that you? Dong Lang. ”

Her words almost scared the onlookers to death.

Everyone is going to scatter as soon as they say "Mom".

He shouted endlessly: "If you don't want to die, don't move!" ”

When everyone heard this, they stood there obediently as if they had been collectively pointed, motionless.

Bu Xiu's eyes were closed, and his expression was painful, as if he was really saddened by the betrayal of the vegetable girl: "Xiuniang, tell me, are you fornicating with this son behind my back?" ”

The vegetable girl cried: "Dong Lang, it's not like this, it's not. ”

Dong Shan was beside him, and when he saw him like this, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and asked in a trembling voice: "Second brother, really... Is it really you? ”

He closed his eyes and turned his head and said to him, "Big brother, it's me, I'm Dong Liang." ”

When Dong Shan heard this answer, he was so frightened that he took two steps back, and slammed into the door frame: "Two... Second brother... How did you get back? ”

Bu Xiu's face was distorted, as if he was experiencing great pain: "Big brother, Lord Yama said that my lady was bullied and allowed me to come back to help her." Which Cheng would have thought of hearing her fornicating with someone else! Big brother, I'm miserable. ”

Dong Shan saw that 'Dong Liang' had misunderstood, and hurriedly said: "Second... Second brother, after you died, this slut did not abide by women's morals, fornicated with others, and now has the blood of an adulterer! ”

The vegetable girl was already crying silently at this time, and when she saw Dong Shan slandering herself in front of her husband, she immediately retorted: "You are talking nonsense! You have wronged me! Dong Lang, I am innocent, you have to believe me! ”

He roared endlessly, pointing at Sakurayuki with his finger: "Then who is this man!! Who is it!!! ”

Ying Xue has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and it is the first time she has seen a ghost, and when she saw 'Dong Liang' pointing at her, she was so frightened that she took two steps back, but fortunately, she was a child of the rivers and lakes, and she was more courageous than others, so she hurriedly defended and said: "Second Brother Dong, you... You listen to me explain that I am not a man. ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly took off the hat on his head, and his black hair was scattered on his shoulders.

Sakurayuki: "You... You see, I'm a woman, and in order to make it easier for me to walk, I disguise myself as a man, so don't misunderstand your lady. “

Seeing this, 'Dong Liang' suddenly changed from anger to joy, and laughed loudly: "Haha, it's really a woman, it's really a woman!" Lady, I misunderstood you. ”

When the vegetable girl saw that her husband no longer misunderstood, she was about to throw herself into his arms.

'Dong Liang' hurriedly said: "Don't be a lady!" ”

The vegetable girl was stunned in place, full of puzzlement: "Husband, why is this?" ”

'Dong Liang' said: "I am a ghost body, I can't contact you, otherwise I will be wiped out!" ”

When the vegetable girl heard this, she was also frightened, blaming herself for being reckless, and almost causing her husband to not be able to give birth.

'Dong Liang' turned his head to Dong Shan and said, "Big brother, Yan Jun said that someone bullied my lady, where is that person now?" Tell me quickly! I won't let him go even if I'm a ghost! ”

Ying Xue pointed at Dong Shan and said, "Second Brother Dong! The one who bullied your lady is Dong Shan! ”

When Dong Shan heard this, he was so frightened that the three souls and seven spirits flew out of his body, and a burst of cold liquid flowed down his legs in the crotch: "Second brother, you listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation." ”

The endless stiff body moved to Dong Shan step by step: "Big brother, is what she said true!" Are you bullying my lady! Isn't it! ”

Dong Shan saw that 'Dong Liang' stretched out his arm and 'pounced' at him, and with a snort, he hid in the tofu shop with his head in his hands, and got under the table with his head: "Second brother, it's not me, it's not me!" ”

Dong Shan hid under the table and trembled, and heard the sound of feet rubbing against the ground outside, although the gap between the footsteps was larger, it became clearer and clearer.

Dong Shan hugged his head and kept saying, "Second brother, listen to me, it's not me, it's not me, it's really not me, it's really not me." ”

Poof.

The footsteps outside the table stopped abruptly, followed by a sound like a burden hitting the ground.

Dong Shan had the courage to take his hand away from his head, revealing half of his face, and secretly looked out of the table.

When he turned his head, he saw 'Dong Liang' lying on the ground, his expression stiff, and he stared at himself with dull eyes like death.

Dong Shan was so frightened that he screamed "Mom", and when he got up, he wanted to run away, but he forgot that he was hiding under the table, and when he got up, his head hit the bottom of the table.

Bang, bang, bang.

Dong Shan lay back under the table, holding his head in his hands, babbling in pain.

At the door of the tofu factory, the vegetable girl fell straight down when she saw it, and wanted to rush over to support him, but she was worried that her husband's soul would be scattered, so she had to hold on to the door frame and shout: "Dong Lang!" Dong Lang! ”

He sat up from the floor and rubbed his head, and turned around when he heard someone muttering and chirping under the table. He didn't get up, just moved his butt to the table, reached out and patted Dong Shan's shoulder, and said with a mouthful of Beijing films: "I said Dong Shan, what are you doing here?" ”

Dong Shan had never heard such a dialect, and turned his face to find out, and saw the seemingly harmless face of humans and animals. Frightened, he said "mother", and crawled out of the table with a stream of urine, ready to run away from the door.

When he climbed to the door, when he looked up, he saw Sakurayuki holding a sword in her hand and staring at him coldly.