Dong Shan knew that this woman was powerful and didn't dare to provoke, so he wanted to escape through the window on the side. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It should also be Dong Shan's bad luck, as soon as he stepped over the windowsill with half of his legs, he was pushed back by Jia Ping who gathered at the window.

Jia Ping and Dong Shan are both Xuanzhen's splashes, and the two are quite discordant, and there is no less friction in private. Now that he saw that Dong Shan was so embarrassed by the little monk, he couldn't be happier, and he wished he could see more jokes for a while, where would he let Dong Shan leave.

Jia Ping glanced at Liu Lang and the others, and then blocked the window through the rain: "Oh, Dong Dalang, don't be in a hurry to leave." ”

Dong Shan had no choice but to hide in the corner, pick up the broom on the side, and keep talking: "Don't come here, don't come over!" I didn't bully your lady, I didn't bully your lady! ”

Bu Xiu's face was gloomy, his eyes were dull, his hands were stretched forward, and his expression was extremely cold and terrifying.

Frightened, Dong Shan retreated to the corner of the wall, not daring to step forward.

Suddenly, another gust of wind blew. Endless body ....... After coming back to his senses, he seemed to suddenly see something, and exclaimed into the air: "Two Divine Monarchs, why are you here?" ”

His gaze fell on Dong Shan's side, but everyone looked at it, it was empty and there was nothing.

He continued to say into the air: "The two Divine Monarchs are out on business? ”

He paused, pointed to the air around him, and made a sudden realization: "Ah, it turned out to take him back to the yang world to run errands." ”

Then nodded into the air: "Oh! He is Dong Liang. ”

With a turn of his eyes, he folded his hands into the air: "Amitabha, Second Brother Dong, hello." ”

He paused again, nodded very seriously, and waved his hand boldly: "Second Brother Dong is polite, although you occupied the body of the little monk just now, you also let the little monk sleep well." Of course, as long as it is not the time to drink wine and eat meat, you can come at any time, and the body of the little monk will always be open to you. ”

After turning around endlessly, he asked mysteriously into the air: "Two Divine Monarchs, is this Dong Liang related to Yan Jun?" Why are you still accompanied by the two of you? ”

After a pause, he nodded, "Oh, it turns out that Jizo Bodhisattva likes to eat the tofu he makes." ”

"You two, this is a pat on the back of the Bodhisattva."

"That's right, he can't rest assured that he can't afford to be a lady, so naturally he can't concentrate on making tofu for the Bodhisattva."

"Then what do you need the little monk's help with?"

"No problem. The two gods are polite, and the little monk is also a member of the Buddhists, so it is also appropriate to pat the Bodhisattva's ass. ”

The crowd watched and spoke to the air, as if they were talking to someone.

I generally understood what he meant between the words: it turned out that he was talking to Second Brother Dong and the Difu Shenjun.

Today was an eye-opener.

It turns out that the gods can also pat on the back, the Bodhisattva likes to eat the tofu made by the second brother Dong, and the little monk can pass through the yin and yang world...

Tut-tut, gonzo!

In this way, those who watched from afar because they were afraid also gathered in front of the tofu factory, listening, watching, and pondering intently, after all, curiosity and fear are more attractive than the former, which is human nature.

He kept asking into the air: "Second Brother Dong, did you come up to me and ask him personally, or did the little monk ask on his behalf?" ”

"I'll ask."

"Okay, I'm still thinking about it, you just ask."

"Looks like I'm a hard worker."

"You're polite, Second Brother Dong, please speak."

He looked like he was listening, and then nodded.

He bowed his head and said to Dong Shan, "Dong Shan, I'll ask you a few small questions on behalf of your second brother." ”

Then pretended to point to Dong Shan's side mysteriously, and reminded him in a low voice: "Let me tell you, these two black and white impermanence gods are right next to you, you must not lie, otherwise they will take you back to the underworld, and I won't be able to help you." ”

Dong Shan looked left and right in horror, and then curled up as much as possible, as if there was really someone around.

Originally, he didn't believe in any ghosts and gods, but just a series of events had planted the seeds of fear in his heart.

I saw the left sentence and the right sentence talking to oneself and chattering with God.

Dong Shan's spirit was on the verge of collapse, so he had to nod his head in a wooden voice.

He kept saying: "Second Brother Dong asked me to ask you, did you frame the vegetable girl?" ”

Dong Shan was just about to defend himself, but he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, and said to the air: "Bai Shenjun, why are you holding a mourning stick?" Put it down, he hasn't answered yet. ”

Dong Shan was so frightened that he swallowed the excuse that had just come to his lips, and looked at the empty position on the left in horror like a frightened rabbit.

He kept asking: "Dong Shan, have you thought about it?" ”

Dong Shan said: "That, I am, I was deceived by Xiao San'er." ”

He kept saying: "That means that the matter between the vegetable girl and the little three ** is fake?" ”

Dong Shan gritted his teeth: "Yes." ”

He turned his head to the onlookers and said, "Everyone hears it." ”

Then he turned around and listened to the air: "Uh-huh, okay." ”

He kept saying: "Second Brother Dong asked me to ask you again, did you embezzle his life money?" ”

When Dong Shan was about to open his mouth again, he suddenly said into the air, "Black God Monarch, why are you pulling the chain?" ”

Then hurriedly urged Dong Shan: "Answer quickly, the Divine Monarch wants to lock you back to the underworld!" ”

Dong Shan panicked: "Yes, I borrowed it for use." ”

He listened endlessly: "Bai Shenjun asked you, since it was borrowed, did you ever make a note?" ”

Dong Shan: "No. ”

Bu Xiu suddenly stretched out his hand and made a gesture of taking something off Dong Shan's neck: "Shenjun is angry, don't lock him, it may be that he was negligent for a while, and he didn't have time to write an IOU." ”

Dong Shan covered his neck and said, "Yes, yes, I was negligent for a while, and I haven't had time to write yet!" ”

He said, "Bai Shenjun said, let you make up one now." ”

Dong Shan: "I'll write it, I'll write it." ”

He kept asking for pen and paper from a neighbor: "Write." ”

Dong Shan took the pen and paper and obediently lay on the ground, holding the brush but did not move.

He kept looking down: "I said Dong Shan, you are writing, Shenjun said, if you don't write, you don't have to write again." ”

Dong Shan raised his head: "Small... Small... Illiterate..."

Non-stop: "Nima eggs! If you can't read, don't speak early! Waste of feelings! ”

Then he leaned over and snatched the pen and paper from the ground and took matters into his own hands.

After finishing writing a little bit of brushing, I didn't forget to pick up the note and appreciate it, and I was proud in my heart: Tut-tut, this scripture was not copied in vain, and I used to blame the master for being too strict, but now it seems that I really want to thank him for the old man. This word is written as chic and handsome as me!

After admiring it, the ink is blown dry: "Press the mudra!" ”

Dong Shan took it: "What, how come it's two..."

Impatient: "Shenjun asked me to write it, why don't you go and explain to him below?" ”