Ma Mian knew that he was at a loss, and after being endlessly damaged, he could only lick a long face and smile: "Brother Luo! Didn't my brother explain to you today, as the saying goes, 'people have the wrong hand, and the horse has a stumble', my brother is also a momentary mistake, an unintentional move. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

While talking, he didn't forget to stretch out his hooves and wrap his arms around his shoulders to show his closeness.

He pushed his hooves away with a look of disgust and said, "Mistake? Why are you so embarrassed? You call this dereliction of duty, you know?! I, a handsome and handsome emperor with no friends, was 'stumbled' by you and became a bald little monk with no hair, do you know how much blow I suffered?! What's even worse is that you got me to the Yuan Dynasty! It's hundreds of years away from modern times! I have revenge and hard to return! Who am I going to reason with?! ”

Ma Mian continued to persuade with a smile: "Brother Luo, look away, when is the time for retribution, and the Yuan Dynasty is not bad, the green mountains and green waters have no haze, how healthy you are!" ”

He sprang up endlessly, stood on the table, pointed condescendingly at the horse's face and said, "Cough with me!" Okay, then if you make a mistake again, I'd rather go back to modern times to smoke the haze! Don't say those words that don't hurt or itch, it's still healthy and not hazy... Go to the grave and burn the newspaper, you fool! ”

The horse's face stared at the horse's eyes, the horse's face was red, the tongue was stretched out, and he looked up at it endlessly, and snorted vigorously.

He has been working in the underworld for hundreds of years, and he has never been so arrogantly questioned by any blind ghost, and even if he did, he was beaten into meat patties with a stick and fed to the hellhounds.

But today is different, Bu Xiu is already a person in the yang world, even if he has this ability, he can't violate the record of the "Book of Life and Death" and hook people's souls at will.

Besides, it's true that it's a good thing to fuck up. The money is collected, the matter is smashed, and the bitter master should be a little resentful. What's more, today, he and Niu Tou were assigned by Lord Yan Jun to come to ask for endless help.

Ma Mian was helpless, just "this... That one.. Brother", but he couldn't say a complete sentence at all.

Seeing him like this, he was even more angry: "If you don't kick it, okay, then I'll jump down from here, throw myself headfirst down, and then go to Lord Yan Jun for comment!" As he spoke, he jumped off the table.

Ma Mian cried bitterly, thinking: Oh, why am I so unlucky, if he dies, what will I do with the errand that Yan Jun has explained. He stretched out his arms and circled around the table, ready to catch a suicidal attempt at any moment.

Ma Mian looked at the head of the cow and said to him: "Brother Niu, don't look at the excitement, but say two words to persuade Brother Luo!" ”

The bull head "mooed", raised his eyes and looked at the horse's face, and thought: Pony, pony, these hundreds of years have passed, why haven't you made any progress at all, hey... I have to get my old cow out of the horse, bah, I have to have my old cow out of the cow.

The bull's head shook its head, its body disappeared out of thin air, and in the blink of an eye, it appeared behind Nong, and then its two arms hugged Nong's waist, and after another flicker, it was back on the ground.

Bu Xiu was taken off the table by the bull head, his body was still shaking, obviously a little dizzy just after turning around.

Seeing that he was taken to the ground, the horse finally let go, snorted, and thought: Fortunately, I practiced grinding in my previous life, otherwise, I would have to vomit blood!

He struggled and shouted in the arms of the bull head: "Brother Niu, let go of me!" I'm not alive today! ”

Niu Tou said kind words to reassure: "Brother Luo, if there is anything, let's sit down and discuss it carefully, why force each other to die!" ”

Constantly relenting, jumping high and saying: "No negotiable! I must die today! I have to go to Yan Jun to sue him for dereliction of duty! Get justice for yourself! ”

The bull head said "yes" and let his hand go.

After turning around and falling to the ground, he steadied himself, got up from the ground, staggered to the table, and raised his leg to get on the table.

Ma Mian was in a hurry and blamed Niu Tou: "Brother Niu, you stopped him!" Why did you let him go again? ”

The bull head said, "Pony, leave him alone, let him die!"

As soon as he said this, Ma Mian and Bu Xi were stunned for a moment at the same time.

Niu Tou continued to say to him: "Brother Luo Xuan, you want to die, my brother won't stop you, but you and I have known each other, and there are some things that I have to talk about, lest you become a lonely ghost who will never be reborn, and blame my brother for not reminding you." ”

Constantly hearing the words "never be reborn, lonely souls and wild ghosts", his mind also calmed down, and he only put his legs on the edge of the table, turned his head to look at him, but did not continue to go up.

Niu Tou continued: "It stands to reason that these are all heavenly opportunities, and I can't tell you casually. However, your business, Xiaoma has made mistakes, and I, as the leader, are also responsible, so I will say a few more words to you, which can be regarded as an apology. ”

He didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the bull's head, so he was curious, so he said, "If you have something to say, don't delay me to commit suicide." ”

Niu Tou said: "Let me tell you this, your name is not in the book of life and death at all, so even if you commit suicide and die, no ghost will seduce your soul and lead you into the underworld, let alone reincarnation." When the time comes, you will not be able to live for a long time, and you will not be able to enter reincarnation when you die, so you can only become a lonely ghost wandering in this world, not only helpless and lonely wandering, but also suffering from hunger because there is no one to worship you, and you will never be at peace. ”

After a shudder, he put down the leg that had been riding on the table.

Niu Tou continued: "Of course, there is also a possibility, that is, with the help of our brothers, you will be restored, but at that time, your head may have been broken, just like a broken watermelon, even if it is put together, it is not a human appearance at all. You can't die, and you have to live ugly, disliked and insulted, and everyone will drive you away like a living ghost, and live alone for decades or even a hundred years. ”

A cold sweat broke out on his back and moved in the opposite direction of the table.

The bull head hugged his shoulders and looked at him: "Okay, I'm done." The table is there, life or death, just a thought. However, you only have one chance, and you have to choose how to go. ”

Constantly standing in front of the table and swaying, in a dilemma.

Ma Mian stood behind the table dumbfounded, looking incredulous, not knowing if the bull's agitation method was effective.

The bull's head hugged his shoulders and was full of confidence. People, who have no love in life, will choose death to relieve their suffering. But when the person who swears to death knows that death is not the end of suffering, but the beginning of another kind of suffering, how should he choose? The lesser of two evils, as long as he has a choice, he will fall into the trap of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, which is human nature.

He waited quietly, waiting to give up the idea of suicide, kneeling on the ground to confess, and then receiving the worship and praise of Ma Mian in a chic manner. And this process of persuasion will also be written into "The Art of Ghost Negotiation" as a classic case, which will be learned by the employees of the prefecture.

Three strange people, each with their own hearts, are stalemate around a table.

Keep lowering his head, his eyes rolling wildly, his head running rapidly, analyzing the bull's words, weighing the pros and cons. After a moment, his eyes were fixed, and he looked up at the bull's head, his gaze very determined.

The bull head looked at him endlessly, knowing that he had made a decision.

"It's decided?" The bull head is proud, and he is very confident in what choice he will make.

Bu Xiu nodded very calmly: "It's decided!" ”

Niu Tou smiled: "I knew that Brother Luo was a smart person!" Let's talk about it......" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly jumped on the table and roared at him: "Lao Tzu is dead today!" ”

With that, he jumped up from the table and slammed his head down into the ground.

"Brother Luo! Don't! ”