Bu Xiu suddenly jumped on the table and yelled: "Lao Tzu is dead today!" After that, he jumped down and hit his head on the ground. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Niu Tou thought that he would give up the idea of suicide and sit down to talk to himself. Who knows, this grandson is the king swallowing the scales, or the arsenic smear, and he is determined to die!

The bull head was so frightened that his soul flew around, and if he really died, he would be unlucky.

Yan Jun has agreed to absorb Luo Xuan, that is, the monk of endless life, as a member of the "Space Task Force", responsible for hunting down the "reincarnation deranged" in the world, and Luo Xuan's recommender is Niu Tou.

He gave Yan Jun a package ticket, and he would definitely live up to the expectations of the leadership, and he would let Luo Xuan (endlessly) willingly serve the underworld as a supernumerary member of the prefecture.

If this is the time, he hangs up because of his "verbal stimulation"...

The bull head fought a cold war, and seemed to have seen the tragic end of being beaten into the animal road and reduced to a ploughing ox.

"To save others is to save yourself!" In the bull's heart, a voice shouted.

In the blink of an eye, the restless head is about to hit the ground. As soon as the bull's head stomped his foot, the ground sank down more than ten meters, and as soon as he shook his body, he appeared behind him, hugged him from behind, and then flashed back to the ground.

Jumping off the table with his eyes closed, he felt his body plummet and didn't hit the ground for a while.

Suddenly, he felt like he was being held in the air and his body stopped in mid-air.

When I opened my eyes, a pair of huge cow's hooves came into view. At this time, his heart was put back in his stomach, and he was proud: Hmph, it seems that Lao Tzu made the right bet this time!

The bull head stabilized his body, looked down and saw that he was looking up at himself endlessly, smiling very proudly.

Lao Niu looked at his villainous appearance, and spewed two waves of air from his nose. The bull's head was scattered and threw it to the ground.

"Oops!"

kept his head down, and fell to the ground solidly: "I said Brother Niu, do you want to save me, or do you want to kill me!" ”

The bull raised his hooves and said indignantly, "Save you? I want to kick you to death with a hoof! ”

Knowing that he was scaring himself, he rubbed his head and sat up from the ground, stretching his neck to the bull's head: "Come on, come on, kick me to death, I can die under Brother Niu's hooves, and it is not in vain that my brother walks in the world!" ”

The monk with the cow head and this dead face really couldn't help it, so he raised his hooves and stomped on the ground.

After looking at it again, only the head was exposed to the ground, and the body had merged with the ground.

After struggling endlessly, except for the fact that his head could still move, his body seemed to be sealed in a cement bucket, and he didn't obey the call at all. This feeling made him a little frightened, he raised his face to look at the two big nostrils of the bull's head, and pretended to be relaxed and asked, "Brother Niu, what do you mean by this?" Brothers are not saplings, even if they are planted in the ground, they will not bear good fruit! ”

The bull head said: "You kid, you are better than a monkey with hair, and if you don't give you a tight spell, you won't go to the sky?!" Tell you, either you just have a good talk with me, or you just live like this, you have nothing to do with watering and fertilizing, maybe you can grow it one day, you choose for yourself. ”

I can't stop thinking: The big husband can bend and stretch, can be soft and hard, if he continues to play, he will really play himself to death! He put on a pitiful expression and said, "Talk! Must talk! Have a good talk! Who won't let me talk about who I'm anxious with! Brother Niu, see if you can release your brother first! I have a stomach full of farts that can't be released, and I stink from my mouth, I don't believe you smell it. ”

He kept trying to raise his head and sighed a few times towards the bull's head.

The bull head looked at him playing with a living treasure, and he couldn't help but laugh, and stamped his foot, and after a while, he freed himself from the ground and returned to the ground.

He stretched out his arms, twisted his waist, kicked his legs, and when he saw that he was back as before, he immediately patted the bull's ass: "Brother Niu has great magical powers and boundless mana!" When to teach a brother a one-and-a-half move, so as not to be bullied. ”

The bull head said, "Teach you? Haven't you heard of the church disciples starving their masters? ”

He kept saying, "Look at what you said, is the little brother that kind of person?" I want to carry forward Brother Niu's ability, a kind of inheritance and development of Niu's spells, and an enterprising spirit to open up human horizons and explore the unknown and mysterious world. ”

Niu Tou knew this kid's ability, and hurriedly stopped him: "Bang Bang, stop it, who doesn't know your eloquence as the Emperor Luo!" Don't show off your EQ in front of my old cow, okay? ”

He smacked his lips unremittingly: "Come on, since Brother Niu has said so, I will hide my admiration for you in my heart." We're old acquaintances, let's be serious. ”

The horse stood behind the table, its hooves propped up on the table, still in a jaw-dropping position, but its tongue was sticking out longer.

The plot just now changed too quickly, and between the sudden changes in the wind and clouds, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

"Ponies! Colt! ”

Ma Mian was awakened by the cow's head, sucked his tongue into his mouth, and came back to his senses: "Brother Niu, you called me?" ”

Niu Tou rolled his eyes, and said in his heart how he partnered with this living treasure, and said loudly: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and come over and talk about business!" ”

Ma Mian hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, talk about business, talk about business." ”

He sat on the ground with bulls and horses.

Before Ma Mian's ass sat firmly, he kept asking: "I said Brother Luo, you are really not afraid of death." ”

He kept saying, "Who said that, I'm especially afraid of death!" ”

Ma Mian was puzzled: "Then what did you play dry land diving just now?" ”

He smiled endlessly: "Isn't this a joke with the two brothers, let's see if you really care about me." ”

Ma Mian pulled his face and asked, "Aren't you afraid of messing up?" ”

He said lightly: "Take a gamble~ Besides, I have confidence in the ability of the two eldest brothers, and it turns out that I also made the right bet." ”

"Tut-tut, this courage, this guts, this scheming!" Ma Mian praised: "Brother Luo, you can achieve great things!" ”

He kept saying: "Whether it can be a big thing or not, that is a matter for the future." Let's talk about what's in front of us. ”

Niu Tou Ma glanced at him, and Ma Mian said, "Brother Niu, let's talk about it." ”

The bull head nodded, with a serious expression: "Okay." Brother Luo, that's what happened...."

He stretched out his hand to interrupt him and said, "Wait a minute, I'll ask you two a few things first, and then we'll talk about it when I'm done." ”

The bull-headed horse stared at him.

I didn't know what these two men meant, so I asked, "What's wrong?" Can't answer? ”

Two puffs of hot air erupted from the bull's nose and said, "Then you say it! If you don't ask, I'll answer a fart! ”

After thinking for a while, he asked, "How is my mother now?" ”

Ma Mian was intently waiting for the question, thinking: What will he ask? If I ask about the complaint number of the prefecture, should I tell him or not?

When he was pondering, he heard the endless questions, and he didn't think about it, so he said, "Don't worry, your mother knows that after you died, she was too sad and had lost her memory." ”

Ma Mian said it easily, but he was almost angry to death, stood up again, pointed at him condescendingly, and said, "My mother has lost her memory, are you embarrassed to reassure me?" Are you still human?! ”

The bull head glared at the horse, and blamed him in his heart: If you can't speak, don't speak! You're not messy enough!

Ma Mian realized that he had made a mistake, so he gave the bull head a "sorry" look, and closed his mouth stupidly.

Niu Tou explained: "Brother Luo, listen to my brother, that's not what the pony meant. Your mother is doing well! ”

He didn't believe their nonsense at all, so he said, "Who believes!" Is it okay to have amnesia? What should I do if I get lost? What should I do if I get lost? What should I do if I forget to eat and add clothes? ”

Seeing that he was emotional, Niu Tou hurriedly persuaded: "Listen to me!" That's the case, your mother is such a son as you, and if you die, she will inevitably miss and become ill. The pony misses and makes you the wrong child, so I want to make amends. So, I asked Meng Po for some Meng Po soup for your mother to drink, she couldn't remember what happened before, so naturally she wouldn't be sad. Now I live in a nursing home, I have no worries about food and clothing, I live a comfortable life, I am taken care of 24 hours a day, I sing and dance with a group of old men and old ladies every day, I don't know how happy I amuse, you say, this amnesia, okay? ”

After listening to Niu Tou's explanation, he was relieved: what they said was right, amnesia is the best way to relieve people's pain.

He said to Ma Mian, "Thank you, Brother Ma. As he spoke, tears poured down his face.

Ma Mian said: "It's nothing, it's all what my brother should do." ”

Niu Tou sighed and comforted: "Brother Luo, in this life, your mother-son fate is over, and you don't have to blame yourself." ”

Bu Xiu took a deep breath and asked, "Second thing, how are the children in the orphanage?" ”

Ma Mian said, "Don't worry, after you die..."

Hurriedly stopped him, this old horse is too unskilled to speak, good things, as soon as he omitted them, he can kill people in a hurry: "Don't say it!" Let Brother Niu say. ”

Niu Tou said: "After you die, there are other charitable funds to take care of them, and the standard of living and education is the same as when you were there. ”

He nodded endlessly, his mother and children were fine, and he was completely relieved.

He squinted, and his voice was low and cold: "The last question, who is the person who harmed me?" ”