Xue Xiantu said to the old man, "Can I go out and relieve myself?" "Seriously, after talking so much nonsense with these people, my mouth is so dry that I can't even hold my pee.

When the man called Dad heard what Xue Xiantu said, he asked puzzledly: "Son, what is the solution?" Your hands are not tied, so you don't have to untie them. ”

I'll go for it, is this China, even three-year-old children know what it is, and they adults don't know, Xue Xiantu thought angrily.

Xue Xiantu had no choice but to hold his urine and said patiently: "To relieve my hand is to go to the toilet, I should always know when I go to the thatched house, I want to pee." Seeing that they all seemed to understand or not, Xue Xiantu was really anxious, thinking to himself, he had never seen a human being who was so backward.

The man who was called Daddy heard Xue Xiantu shouting to pee, and hurriedly brought him the straw sandals on the ground. also personally put Xue Xiantu on his feet. But as soon as Xue Xiantu stepped on the ground, all kinds of pain hit the soles of his feet in that instant.

What kind of shoes are these, let you live in a primitive society? Xue Xiantu was particularly puzzled that these shoes were so uncomfortable to wear.

Angry, he shouted loudly: "Bring me my travel shoes, these shoes are too uncomfortable to wear." I'll give you money later, please stop abusing me." Xue Xiantu was angry and didn't fight anywhere.

Xue Xiantu thought to himself, he told these robbers to ask his father to give them money for a while, they actually treated themselves like this, their conscience let the dog eat it, and their patience was also limited.

At this moment, Xue Xiantu found that they were looking at him with wide eyes one by one. The old doctor touched his forehead with his hand and said to the man who called him Daddy, "It's all right, the fever is gone." Since he is not sober yet, let him talk a few nonsense, and you all ignore it. ”

Xue Xiantu, who was holding his pee, had no time to listen to their nonsense, not to mention wearing straw sandals, even if he was barefoot, he had to hurry up and relieve himself, or he would really pee his pants.

Not to mention the pants, I really didn't notice when I wore the pants made of this broken sack. I didn't think about it so much, so I quickly ran out. Seeing that there was a thatched hut made of a few sticks over there, Xue Xiantu ran over quickly. Fortunately, I went to the countryside with my eldest brother last time to go to this kind of toilet, otherwise I would really have to defecate in the open, Xue Xiantu thought to himself.

After untying his hand, Xue Xiantu shuddered, and walked out of the toilet slowly. Looking at his clothes made of sacks, I felt like crying and laughing. Thinking that if people knew that they had been kidnapped by such a group of stupid thieves and wore clothes made of waste products that others threw in the trash, they would be able to participate in the alternative fashion talent show now, and they would definitely win the championship, Xue Xiantu thought jokingly as he walked.

Just thinking about it, Xue Xiantu raised his head and glanced around. exclaimed: "My mother, this time I was really kidnapped to the deep mountains and forests." No wonder they didn't dare to give me the phone, there was no signal here!"

This hut is built on the mountainside, and there are dozens of sparse families on this mountain. It is surrounded by mountains on all sides, and the peaks are stacked on top of each other, and you really can't see the exit at a glance.

Xue Xiantu couldn't help but think of a poem written by Lin Sheng in the Song Dynasty: "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, West Lake, when will the song and dance be closed." It's just like the scene in front of you. The only difference is that there are no buildings here, only green hills outside the mountains. Of course, there will be no West Lake, only the clear spring flowing from the mountain stream.

Not to mention, the scenery here is quite beautiful. But he wondered why no one had invested in such a beautiful place to develop it into a tourist area.

Xue Xiantu thought to himself, ask them where this is in a while, and when he goes back, he must let his father come here to invest, otherwise he will be blind to this treasure of feng shui. As the son of a businessman, his natural economic acumen made Xue Xiantu forget about the kidnapping for a while.

Xue Xiantu walked back leisurely, not because he didn't want to run, but because he didn't know the road at all. If you get lost in that forest and encounter tigers and wolves, it is better to be kidnapped by them and safe here. But seeing that they are not malicious, they are quite good to themselves, they just want some money, so why should they run away.

Stepping on the small stones "creaking" and walking back, seeing these people full of simplicity, my heart was much more relaxed.

My sister-in-law is burning a fire outside the door, and I really can't help but see her fine skin and tender flesh. The choking smoke got into her eyes and nostrils, and her sister-in-law coughed loudly, her eyes full of choked tears.

Xue Xiantu hurriedly walked over and blew his eyes for her. In the past, my sister-in-law was blinded by dust, and this is what the eldest brother did, Xue Xiantu thought of the past. When my sister-in-law saw Xue Xiantu being so careful, she hugged him and cried with some excitement.

"Don't cry, sister-in-law, let me go back quickly, I will ask my dad to give you money."

The sister-in-law let go of him and stared at Xue Xiantu in surprise. Seeing her look at herself like this, Xue Xiantu felt uncomfortable, as if he had done something bad. I only heard my sister-in-law say to Xue Xiantu: "Brother, have you really forgotten your sister?" After speaking, my sister-in-law got up and scooped up the sweet potatoes in the pot, maybe Xue Xiantu was too hungry, so she picked it up and devoured a few bites.

The old man came out of the house and said to the man who was called Daddy: "It seems that Ling Lang has recovered, but his memory has not been restored for the time being, and the old man has taken his leave first." ”

"Doctor, walk slowly, thank you for saving my son, we are grateful." The man who was called Daddy said politely.

Seeing that they looked like ancients, the sweet potato in Xue Xiantu's hand fell to the ground with a snap. Xue Xiantu was scared, and his heart became more and more nervous. I thought to myself, this is not kidnapping, let alone blackmail, this is probably another era.

He grabbed his sister-in-law and asked scaredly, "Where is this?" ”

The sister-in-law was stunned at first, and then said: "This is our village, Xuejia Village!" ”

"Xuejia Village? So what era is it now? Xue Xiantu was very scared when he said this, he was really afraid that he would cross over, maybe he had watched too many time travel dramas.

"Brother, it seems that you really have amnesia. You are just right, hurry up and eat a few more sweet potatoes, and sit there for a while and I will tell you slowly. ”

Hearing her sister say this, Xue Xiantu didn't care whether he liked to eat or not, and ate the sweet potato in two bites. Back in the house and sitting on the bench, my sister told him something he had forgotten.

Xue Xiantu finally understood this qiē, and it turned out that he had really crossed over. The current dynasty is the fourth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, in 630 AD, and the biggest thing that happened in this year is that I led the army to destroy the Western barbarians! Specifically, the place where I am located is: "Shanxi Province, Jiangzhou Prefecture, Longmen County, Taipingzhuang, Xuejia Village." ”

Xue Xiantu's current grandfather is Xue Heng, who was a rich party back then. Now his father is Xue Xiong, and his mother is Zhou. And this sister-in-law, who looks the same as her sister-in-law, is indeed his own sister. It seems that there is also an uncle named Xue Ying, who was the one who lost the family back then, so their Xue family has changed from the aristocratic class to the current working class.

The Tang Dynasty was very class-oriented, just like what we modern people call ingredients. From the lowest to the highest, they are the untouchables, the prostitutes, the working class, the aristocratic class, and the sitting class.

And their Xue family has changed to the current people's statement, that is, the grandfather's generation was a landlord, and his father's generation became a poor peasant. But this era is really different from our modern times, haven't you looked at the hierarchy above? The phrase "laughing at the poor and not laughing at prostitutes" has been passed down from the Tang Dynasty to modern times.