Chapter 4 First Arrival in Datang

When Xue Xiantu woke up again, he was already a different person. In a daze, he saw an old man shake his head at him, and then listened to the old man say, "This kid is no good, let's prepare for the future." ”

Hearing the old man say this, Xue Xiantu was startled at first, and then thought: "Oh my God, I obviously woke up, is this to bury me alive?" ”

Xue Xiantu tried hard to open his eyes, but he couldn't move. I thought to myself, I must have been crushed by the nightmare on fire. In that case, let's wake up first.

Xue Xiantu closed his eyes and fell asleep, but he heard the sound of crying endlessly, it was really noisy, Xue Xiantu shouted: "Who is crying, and you don't let people sleep." He sat up with a pout.

I saw the old man shouting in a panic just now: "Oh no, run, cheat the corpse!" ”

Lie to your mother, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, Xue Xiantu thought to himself, but he didn't say it, after all, he is still a good young man who respects the old and loves the young. Just as he was thinking about it, he saw a group of strange people, dressed in blue linen clothes and stepping on green straw sandals. The women wore their hair in a bun, while the men wore long hair shawls. Looking around, there was no furniture to be found in the thatched hut except for a bench.

He was looking around curiously, but saw a young woman approaching. Although she was also dressed in a strange outfit, Xue Xiantu recognized her at a glance. She is the sister-in-law who has been in love with her eldest brother for seven years, and finally kicked her eldest brother and successfully married into a wealthy family, Xue Xiantu thought to himself. He yelled at the woman for his sister-in-law, not because he wanted to call him that, but because he was used to shouting before.

I saw that the woman stepped forward in a panic, touched Xue Xiantu's forehead and said, "Brother, why are you so confused." ”

"Yes, she is really my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law used to call me that." Xue Xiantu thought so in his heart.

Xue Xiantu was a little surprised and said to the woman, "Sister-in-law, what is this place?" Are you guys filming? Also, how can I be on your crew? ”

Looking at Xue Xiantu's confused expression, he only heard the "sister-in-law" say to him: "Brother, why do you call me sister-in-law!" I'm your own sister, you have a fever for half a month, why are you talking nonsense. Then he shouted outside the door: "Dad, mother, come quickly." The younger brother is not a cheater, he is alive. ”

Then I saw a pair of middle-aged men and women walking in outside the door, the man had long hair and a shawl, was wearing a blue-green linen coat, holding his trouser legs, and wearing straw sandals. The woman is dressed similarly to her "sister-in-law", except that there is an extra bun on her head, and there is a hairpin in her hair that I don't know if it is gold or copper. They trembled and walked up to Xue Xiantu and reached out to touch him.

"What, did you wash your hands?" Look at the man's dirty hands, and Xue Xiantu belongs to the cleanliness type, how can he let him touch himself. But because my body was too weak, I didn't dodge. The man touched Xue Xiantu's hand, and said with excitement on his face: "Child, mother, come and touch it, it's still hot." ”

"Good fellow, I'm addicted to touching me, and if one doesn't work, I'll come back to two. I can't let her dirty hands touch me this time." Xue Xiantu thought to himself.

Seeing Xue Xiantu dodging for a while, the sister-in-law said in surprise: "Brother, this is our father and mother, you won't even recognize them." ”

"Nonsense, my father and mother are the chairman with a head and a face, what clothes do you want, where would you wear such shabby. This dress is not as good as the fabric used for my rag." Xue Xiantu thought to himself.

Although he thought so, he didn't dare to say it. Because Xue Xiantu hadn't figured out the situation yet, he didn't dare to offend them. So he was thinking about it, if this was a kidnapping case, would they want to blackmail my parents, it was the first time he had been kidnapped, and he didn't know what to say.

Seeing Xue Xiantu sitting there tremblingly, the sister-in-law said to him, "Brother, you have been sleeping for more than half a month. If you want something to eat, my sister will make it for you. ”

Seeing his sister-in-law pretending to be, Xue Xiantu said impatiently: "Didn't you kidnap me and try to blackmail my parents?" Give me the phone and I'll call my dad. You say, how much do you want, sue me for the account, and let my dad send you money, don't pretend to be a good person. ”

Since the "sister-in-law" dumped his eldest brother, Xue Xiantu has had a prejudice against her. I always feel that this woman is very fond of vanity, and if she doesn't marry such an excellent man as her eldest brother, she has to marry the rich man who can vomit at a glance. Thinking that she must have been dumped by the turtle now, she knew that her family still had a few money, so she found these people to kidnap her.

Thinking like this, he naturally moved to the side, Xue Xiantu was really worried that the beautiful girl "sister-in-law" in front of him would give him a slap, because the vicious female pig's feet on TV did this.

The sister-in-law and sister cried when they saw Xue Xiantu deliberately alienating her. Seriously, Xue Xiantu is most afraid that girls will cry in front of him, as long as he hears the crying of girls, he is very crazy, and he has the feeling of scratching his head. The girlfriends I had in the past were all because of this.

But this time it was different, hearing the cry of his sister-in-law, Xue Xiantu actually relented. thought to herself, she must have been unsatisfactory in the turtle's house, or she would not be short of money to this point.

Seeing the two tied hands that his sister-in-law and sister were looking for in front of him, Xue Xiantu said to them: "It's not easy for you, don't cry." Give me the bank card account number in a while, how much do you want, I asked my dad to call you. Don't do this kind of business in the future, if you are caught by the police, you will have to be sentenced for several years. ”

Hearing Xue Xiantu say this, not only did they not say thank you, but they all cried. Xue Xiantu had no choice but to plug his ears with his hands, this cry was too harsh, thinking that they must have heard that they were so generous, and they were moved to tears.

There were many people around the door, as if they were all looking at the rarity. At this time, the old man who had just said that Xue Xian was trying to deceive the corpse walked in. also trembled and touched Xue Xiantu. He wondered how these people could have this stinky problem.

may have felt that Xue Xiantu was hot, so he put his hand on his inch-to-three knot with confidence. While rubbing his beard, he nodded and said, "It's strange, this is really strange, the old man has been practicing medicine for so many years, and it is the first time that he has seen the dead resurrected." ”

Hearing the old man say this, Xue Xiantu began to be scared in his heart. Who are these people, they can't be psychopaths found by my sister-in-law's sister. Just thinking about it in fear, the man called Daddy spoke: "Doctor, my son is really resurrected, but why is he so full of nonsense that he even forgot his own father?" ”

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "This may be amnesia, this is the first time I have encountered this kind of disease." Now the pharmacy can't explain what is going on, and the old man dares to guess that Ling Lang must have come back from the dead, and his soul has been out of his body for too long to forget the memory of this life. Wait for him to recuperate for a few days, and then make plans. ”

What is this, Xue Xiantu was confused. This old man really thought that he was a miracle doctor, and actually said that Xue Xiantu had amnesia. Xue Xiantu looked around, and wanted to stand up and escape while they weren't paying attention, but saw more and more people at the door. I thought to myself, this is a dead death, I am actually surrounded by so many neuropaths.

When the man who called him father heard the doctor say this, he smiled at the man who called him his mother with relief. My sister-in-law didn't seem to be so sad, and said to him: "Brother, you're hungry, my sister will make you your favorite boiled sweet potato." ”

Wait, when did he like to eat boiled sweet potatoes the most, the last thing he could smell when he grew so big was the smell of boiled sweet potatoes, Xue Xiantu thought to himself.

But after some kindness, he was hungry, so he didn't object, and nodded at the self-proclaimed sister. When the lady saw that he wanted to eat, she happily accompanied her sister-in-law to the door and cooked sweet potatoes.