He hurried into the woods, not wanting to accidentally bump into a live broadcast of a costume version of the field battle, and couldn't help but sigh secretly: "Rub, how can a good cabbage be arched by pigs!" ”

Although the voice was small, it was heard by the black fat man who was fighting in the field, and the black fat man reached out and pulled out the steel sword, shouting: "Who! ”

He didn't stop consciously losing his words, and hurriedly covered his mouth and retracted his head. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The black fat man only saw a round and bright human head on the earth cliff, and disappeared in a flash, he stared and shouted upwards, but he didn't dare to act rashly: "Who dares to spoil grandpa's good deeds!" ”

Lying on the earth cliff with remorse, he slapped his mouth with his hand: "Broken mouth, you have a lot of trouble!" I can't see a good live broadcast! ”

Seeing that no one answered, the man in black continued to scold: "What? Don't dare to show up, your Excellency will be the king of shrunken heads? ”

After listening to it, he rolled his eyes and said, let you scold twice, and kicked his nose in the face. Thinking of this, he said to the earth cliff: "NMD!" I just pulled on the road, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye, it turned out that I was eaten by your pig, no wonder I talked so stinky. ”

When the man in black heard the voice and knew that it was a young boy, he became bolder: "It turned out to be a yellow-mouthed child, turtle son, come out!" If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will go up and lift your royal cover! ”

He smiled endlessly: "I am the son of the turtle, you are the son of the turtle, then you are an old king!" Old Wang Ba, you have the ability to climb up! ”

The man in black was stunned, he didn't expect this kid to be so cheeky: "Little bastard, grandpa slaughtered you!" ”

The endless bickering never loses the wind: "Come on, old bastard, I shit again for you to keep, hurry up and eat it while it's hot." ”

The man in black was disturbed by him, and he was ridiculed, and he hated him so much that his teeth itched. Jumping up, his feet on the earth cliff a little, and then he arrived at the place where the little monk stayed.

The mound was empty, and there was nothing but overpowered weeds.

The black fat man looked around on the mound with a steel sword, but there was no one: "No one?" It's impossible, there's a voice. ”

The black fat man squatted and touched the weeds on the ground, all of which were traces that had just been broken: "There are also indentations..."

Under the earth cliff, the ghost head and toad turned out from behind the tree, and when he saw that the man in black was gone, he hurriedly walked towards the woman in green clothes.

The woman in cuiyi was lying flat on the grass, her skirt turned upward, over the tall peak, covering her face, and her heavy breathing drove her skirt to fall together.

He walked up to her on tiptoe, stabbed her with a jujube stick, and whispered, "Get up!" Don't sleep! ”

The woman in Cui Yi felt a shock in her body and slowly opened her eyes. She was covered by her skirt and couldn't see the outside, only feeling that someone was poking herself with something very hard.

The woman in cuiyi wanted to speak, but she was pointed, and her body didn't listen to the call at all, let alone speak out, so she could only be anxious in her heart.

He stabbed her a few times with a stick, but saw that she didn't react: "Pig, so lazy!" ”

He stretched out his hand to lift the Luo skirt covering the woman's face, and a delicate face appeared in front of him, a pair of big watery eyes were ashamed and angry, and the duck egg face was white and ruddy, like a ripe cherry, indescribably good-looking, and even the black mole the size of a strawberry under the lip was extremely sexy and sultry.

Keep your glasses wide open, staring at the full chest and staring blankly: the best Lori!

He hurriedly sucked it, then wiped the remaining saliva from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve.

The woman looked at him, glaring.

"Is it pretty?" A voice came from behind the little monk.

"Beautiful! Pretty! He nodded his head repeatedly.

"Would you like to play together?"

"It's not okay~ The little monk is going to quit sex~" In his expression, there are three points of attachment and seven points of shyness, but there is no half of shamelessness.

The woman's eyes widened, and she opened her mouth to say something, but there was no sound.

Bu Xiu seemed to understand what she meant, turned around suddenly, and put the jujube stick across his chest: "You! When did you come down! ”

The black fat man smiled gloomily: "Little bastard! Look where you're running this time! As he spoke, he walked towards the little monk step by step with the steel sword.

The little monk was full of panic and stepped back: "You, don't come here, the dog stick in my hand only beats dogs, not pigs!" ”

Black fat man: "Lao Tzu will sew your mouth in a while, see if you can still be arrogant!" ”

He continued to retreat: "Old bastard, I~ My stick is amazing, God has the virtue of a good life, you quickly kneel down and kowtow to admit your mistakes, I~ I won't clean you up!" ”

Fat Black Man: "You're looking for death!" As he spoke, he swung his steel sword and slashed at his bald head.

He took two steps back in fright, tripped over the woman, and fell on his back, the steel sword grazing the tip of his nose.

"Oh, my Buddha! But I fell to death! Hey? Why is it so soft? He felt his hand on something, like a steaming steamed bun, and he looked down to see that his hand was resting on the woman's chest.

"Girl, you also like to put food in your arms~ Your steamed bun is quite big, I'll share one later~" said endlessly.

The girl in the green clothes blushed and stared at him, her eyes were like ten thousand steel knives, and she wanted to stab him to death: "Take your hands away!" You rascal! ”

The girl was in a hurry, but she was able to speak.

"What a miser, you can't give a steamed bun, it's in vain for me to save you!" Unhappy, reluctantly took his hand back.

"If you have time to flirt, you might as well think about how to survive!" As he spoke, the black fat man swung his sword again and slashed at the little monk.

"My Buddha!" When the little monk saw the sword light pounce on him, he was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed the jujube stick and slammed it upward.

Bang, bang, bang.

The black fat man's sword was not only knocked away by the jujube stick, but also hit his shoulder hard, and his whole body flew out flat, hitting his head on the mound and fainting.

He kept getting up and rubbed his buttocks: "Ass, ass, it's still hello, it's much more comfortable than an airbag!" ”

Then he turned his head to the black fat man and said, "You pig is really, I told you not to come here, don't come, you have to listen, you are stupid." ”

He turned his head again and said to the woman: "Hey~Why are you doing, don't get up yet~"

The woman was obviously frightened by the little monk, although this stick had no tricks, but the strength was not ordinary.

As soon as the little monk asked, she came back to her senses and tried to move, but her body was already conscious.

The girl wondered in her heart: When did I unlock this acupoint? Could it be him? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but glance at the little monk.

When she saw the girl looking at herself, she blushed and turned her head shyly.

The woman rolled her eyes and got up and moved her limbs.

"I said female donor, can you give me one of your steamed buns~" Bu Xiu's eyes were full of anticipation.

"Smack, rascal!" The woman slapped him hard in the mouth.

"Why are you so vicious, woman! Don't you want a steamed bun? I didn't mess with you with this face, why did I hit him! "I was amazed.

The woman remembered what had just happened and was ashamed: "Shut up! ”

Scratching his head endlessly: "It's really inexplicable, kindness is not rewarded, no wonder the senior brother said that women are tigers, let me go down the mountain and be careful." ”

The woman ignored him and let him mumble. Turning his head to the black fat man, he picked up the sword on the ground, and looked at the pattern carved on the sword, a blooming chrysanthemum.

After the woman saw it, she snorted coldly and raised her sword in her hand, and stabbed the black fat man in the chest with a poof.