Chapter 5: Reincarnate as a Pig! Lewd thieves
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"Ahh What are you doing! The little monk was so frightened that he retreated again and again.
"Haven't you ever seen a pig killed?" The woman said coldly.
"Although he looks like a pig, he may be reincarnated as a pig in the next life, but now he is a human, you... How can you kill! ”
Since he came to this world, it was the first time he had seen a murderer, and the perpetrator was still a beautiful woman, and he was very surprised.
"Do you know who he is?" The woman asked.
Little monk: "I know where to go!" It's not written in the script again! ”
Girl: "What Ben?" ”
"Don't worry about that, I mean, I don't know who he is. ”
"He is the number one thief in the world, Chrysanthemum Sword, Hong Xiuchen. Do you know how much he ruined and how many women he ruined? Do you know how many people have been forced to ruin their families by him? You say, do such people deserve to die? The woman asked.
"Although he deserves to die, he will naturally be judged by the government, this is a place where there are bricks, tiles and king's law, how can you kill people casually?" The little monk said.
"Official? The government is just a watchdog for the Yuan people! He has done things for the people! Hum! ”
In the blink of an eye, it was already dark, and Bu Xiu and the woman in green clothes found a place in the forest to build a bonfire.
He said with a serious face: "If you kill someone and take other people's money, the Bodhisattva will be angry." ”
The woman didn't care: "His money is all robbed, if I don't take it, will I let it rot in this barren mountain with the chrysanthemum sword?" Isn't waste the greatest evil? ”
Non-stop: "There is some truth in what you say, since this is the case, let's divide it in half." ”
The woman almost bit her tongue: "Why are you a monk so greedy, aren't you afraid that the Bodhisattva will be angry?" ”
He smiled innocently: "The Bodhisattva will not be angry." Haven't you heard? Monks don't love money, so the more the merrier? Besides, I buried him with my own hands, and I also read him a passage of the scriptures of the past life, and there is nothing wrong with asking him for some hard-earned money. ”
It's okay that he didn't mention it, but as soon as he said that he buried Hong Xiuchen, Cuiyi couldn't help but want to laugh.
It is said that after Hong Xiuchen was killed by the woman in Cuiyi, she dragged the body to a pit not far from the earth cliff.
Then he used Hong Xiuchen's chrysanthemum sword as a chisel, and used his jujube stick as a hammer, and deducted a clod of soil of similar size on the soil pit with a clanging clang.
and then smashed the clod directly into the pit where Hong Xiuchen's body was placed. The pit was filled in instantly, and it was really smooth and tightly fitted.
When the clod of soil smashed into the pit, the woman in Cui Yi could hear and feel the sound of the body being smashed and broken, and what made her laugh even more was the scripture of the past life in his mouth.
After burying Hong Xiuchen, he kept circling around the grave twice, nodded, and seemed to be very satisfied with his masterpiece.
Then he stood in front of the grave and folded his hands together and said, "Whore, whore, though you did many evils when you were alive, you will be a hundred times when you die." ”
"But when Yan Jun interrogated you, don't speak ill of me. Although I accidentally knocked you out, but I missed it, not intentionally, and now I buried you again, and once I reported it, we can be regarded as even. ”
He secretly pointed at the woman in Cuiyi, "The person who killed you is that little Lori, when you confess to Lord Yama, don't say the wrong thing." “
"In addition, the scenery of the eighteenth layer of hell should be good, you can live on each floor for a period of time, experience a different kind of customs and customs, I believe that it can greatly alleviate your sins, turn into the six realms of reincarnation as soon as possible, find a good family in the animal path, reincarnate as a rich pig, and it will not be in vain for you to be fat in this life, Amitabha."
Thinking of this, the woman trembled with laughter: "Hahaha, are you also considered excessive?" ”
Non-stop: "Of course, after listening to my words, he will suffer less in the underworld. You say, I should take some money from him, shouldn't I? ”
The woman looked at him full of nonsense, and said it very seriously, the woman was helpless, and after speaking, she took out a few copper plates and threw them to him: "Here, that's enough." ”
After looking at it, it was just a few pennies, and he was anxious: "Where is it?" You can't even buy steamed buns in your arms. ”
The woman's face turned red and said angrily: "Mention the steamed bun again, be careful that I give you another mouth!" ”
The little monk hurriedly covered his face with his hands: "My face didn't provoke you." ”
Grunt and grunt again.
The little monk touched his stomach and said to it: "Belly, belly, you are really, you usually sleep without making a sound, and when it comes to eating, you will be energetic." ”
After saying that, he took out the remaining half of the roast chicken from his arms.
The woman looked at it: "It turns out that you are not only a prostitute monk, but also a flower monk who eats meat." ”