Chapter 21: Ghost Stories
It was at nine o'clock that night that the monkeys came to the fjord seafood. At this time, there are very few people who come in to eat, and most of them eat and drink well and go out.
The people who stood at the door of the Fjord Seafood Restaurant and were in charge of receiving them were Wu Juan and another girl.
Monkey and Yu Yuluo are very good friends, and he occasionally goes to the fjord seafood to brush up on his presence.
The monkey walked as chic as the wind. He naturally put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked quickly towards the Fjord Seafood Restaurant.
"Little monkey! Are you going to come to us? Wu Juan looked at the monkey and said in surprise.
"Do you need to talk about that? Uncle Ben, I ......"
"Oops! I forgot, you monkeys like to eat bananas, and we don't have bananas here. Wu Juan laughed and joked.
"Go, go, go! Hurry up and get me ten steamed crabs...... And freshly steamed abalone! ”
"These two dishes are very expensive! Nine hundred and two, give money first! Wu Juan said, spreading her palms in front of the monkey.
"Nine hundred and two, rob people!"
"That's right! I want to snatch your little monkey back as a pet, hahaha......" Wu Juan covered her mouth and laughed after speaking.
At this moment, several guests came out of the restaurant. When Wu Juan saw a guest coming out, she quickly stopped laughing and said, "Boss, go slowly!" ”
After the guests walked away, Wu Juan continued to laugh.
"Stay put!"
Wu Juan laughed for a while, and then asked, "Do you have something to do with Yuluo, do you want me to call him for you?" ”
The monkey craned his neck and looked into the restaurant and said, "I'm too lazy to look for him!" The family is too tight, so I came to you to find a girl to go back to washing clothes and cooking. ”
"Oh," Wu Juan pursed her lips, "just your monkey virtue and want to find someone to do your laundry and cooking, I don't think anyone will want to be with you if you do laundry and cook for others." ”
"Look at what you said, let me tell you, I'm a monkey ......, no, my Hou Jun is a little bit better than just looking good, but I will definitely be absolutely good to my girlfriend!"
"Cut, you men all say one thing in your mouth, and think about another in your heart. Demons will believe. ”
"So which one do I have in mind?" The monkey looked at Wu Juan and said with a smile.
"Get out!"
Although Wu Juan said to get out, her face was full of smiles.
"I'm not going to talk to you yet! Find the girl of my dreams! The monkey said and strode into the restaurant.
Looking at the back of Hou Jun walking away, Wu Juan's heart felt an inexplicable sense of loss, and it arose.
Although this little monkey is mediocre, he speaks with humor and jokes with him, even if he goes a little too far, he never gets angry, and he is particularly pleasing to people.
Everyone likes to call Hou Jun a monkey, and it is precisely because of his liveliness and cuteness that they call him so.
Hou Jun came to the front of the service desk, only to see Yu Yuluo walking over quickly and said to Bai Zijuan: "Zijuan, add another pack of napkins to table 28." ”
"Give!" Bai Zijuan took out a box of napkins from the service desk and put it on the service desk.
Yu Yuluo picked up the napkin and told Hou Jun while walking hurriedly: "Monkey, I have to be on duty in the future, I will be late after work, so I won't have time to play with you, go home early!" ”
Hou Jun secretly grimaced at the back of Yu Yuluo walking away, "Who has time to look for you!" ”
Then, Hou Jun said to Bai Zijuan: "Eh, Zijuan, do you want me to help you?" ”
"Help me with what?"
"Let's talk about it when you get off work!"
"Okay, then you can go there and sit down for a while!" Bai Zijuan pointed to the sofa next to the service desk as she spoke.
"Hmm."
After Hou Jun sat on the sofa, he began to secretly observe the group of beauties working in the seafood in the fjord. He's looking for a girl with a good face and a slim body, and then soak her!
As for this Wu Juan, Hou Jun has known her for a long time, and he has never felt anything for her. Wu Juan is a Sichuan girl, her skin is snow-white and delicate, although her appearance is not too high, but after all, she is still white and ugly, and she is considered to be a beauty in the upper grade.
As for this Bai Zijuan, you don't have to think about it. People are slim and good-looking, and besides, they have people who they like, so it's even more hopeless.
This Wang Yanxue, her name is Yanxue, but she is actually not Yanxue at all, she looks too ordinary. Unhappy......
What about this Li Dan, he is really too fat, if he can lose a little weight......
As soon as Hou Jun thought of this, he felt that his shoulder was suddenly pushed, and when he looked back, Yu Yuluo had already opened his mouth and asked, "Why haven't you left yet, are you waiting for candy?" ”
"I'm waiting to eat tofu! Haha......"
"What?"
"Actually, it's nothing to tell you. My parents Cui and I hurriedly found a girlfriend, and our insurance company doesn't have single girls, so I'll come to you to have a look, and I can flirt with one. ”
"That's all there is to it!" Yu Yuluo said and glanced at the many waiters with his hands on his hips, "Then you can take away the new female man!" ”
The newcomer is Liu Qianyu. Hou Jun listened to Yu Yuluo's words, and his eyes couldn't help but turn to Liu Qianyu.
"However, if you want to soak her, you have to worry about your little friend......" Yu Yuluo said and turned to leave.
Liu Qianyu is not only outstanding, but also has a good figure. Her eyes always make people feel watery, especially Chu Chu cute. The point is that this girl is still a bit clumsy. Every man who sees a clumsy woman will have a desire to protect her for no reason.
Thinking of this, Hou Jun chuckled inexplicably and lifted Erlang's legs and leaned back on the sofa.
Hou Jun leaned back on the sofa and fell asleep unconsciously.
Hou Jun didn't know how long he had been sleeping, and suddenly he only felt that his right ear was itchy and unbearable, like a worm lying in it.
"Bang", Hou Jun suddenly slapped himself.
"Hahaha......"
When Hou Jun opened his eyes, he found that Yu Yuluo and Liu Qianyu were laughing beside him. It turned out that Yu Yuluo was playing with Hou Jun's ears with a feather duster. No wonder it's so itchy.
"I said why is it so uncomfortable, it turned out to be your ......" Hou Jun opened his mouth wide, and pretended to be very fierce with a hazy smile on his face and stood up.
"Everyone is gone, don't you hurry home and sleep?"
"I'm not leaving. I'm lazy here tonight! After Hou Jun finished speaking, he sat back again.
Hou Jun mainly felt that he had a foreign appearance in front of the goddess, and he couldn't pull his face down.
"New kid, you help me get the things out of the kitchen."
"Oh."
This is the case with someone who has just come out of school to join the workforce, and she can do whatever she is told to do. Absolutely honest, absolutely obedient.
"Please eat a crab the size of a fist!" Yu Yuluo chuckled and sat on the sofa.
"Really?"
"When did I lie to you?"
"Stealing food...... You're not afraid of being discovered by the female devil? ”
"Where am I stealing food? At the very least, it has to be called an open steal. Don't worry, she won't find out if you eat it once in a while. ”
At this moment, there was another "clang" sound from the kitchen.
When Yu Yuluo heard the voice, he immediately bounced up from the sofa and said, "Stupid woman, you're in trouble again!" Yu Yuluo said and ran quickly to the kitchen.
Yu Yuluo hurriedly ran to the door to get rid of it, and saw Liu Qianyu squatting on the ground to clean up something.
"What broke? I'll do it! ”
Liu Qianyu broke another plate, and she felt very uncomfortable.
"It's okay, I'll say tomorrow that I accidentally broke it."
After the two of them cleaned up the fragments of the plate on the ground, they walked out with the crabs that had been steamed in advance.
"Monkey, hurry up and try Uncle Ben's craftsmanship!" Yu Yuluo said as he put the stack of steamed crabs in his hand on the table.
Hou Jun quickly rushed to the table, and when he saw the three shiny yellow crabs on the plate, he couldn't help but want to drool.
The three of them had a crab each, and in less than five minutes, they were all eaten dry and quiet, and only one or three piles of crab shells were left on the table.
After eating the last crab leg, the monkey added his fingers, pouted his mouth, and asked, "Is there anything else?" One more. ”
"You dead monkey, you've eaten up my day's wages, and you're insatiable, aren't you?" Yu Yuluo raised his hand as he spoke, ready to scare Hou Jun.
"It's stingy, stingy. Oops, the crab shell is stuffed between the teeth! Hou Jun said and stuffed his two fingers into his mouth. He wanted to buckle the crab shell out, but as soon as he put his finger in his mouth, Liu Qianyu secretly laughed.
Hou Jun knew that Liu Qianyu was making fun of himself for not paying attention to hygiene, so he casually put his hand in his mouth, so he quickly put his hand down and shouted embarrassedly: "Waiter, hurry up and get me a toothpick!" ”
"you, no!"
"Then I'll do it myself." Hou Jun said and picked up the toothpick box on the table in front of him.
"By the way, Yu Yuluo, you said you have a more terrifying ghost story, so let's hear it now!" Liu Qianyu on the side said.
"I'm afraid I'll tell you that you won't be able to sleep when you go home."
"I'm not afraid!"
Hou Jun said while picking out his teeth with a toothpick: "That's right! I'm not afraid! ”
"Okay, listen up!" Yu Yuluo made a seemingly very panicked expression and said, "In a dark and misty wood...... A little ghost is about to come back for revenge......" Yu Yuluo said and pointed behind Liu Qianyu and shouted: "She's here!" ”
Liu Qianyu was so frightened that she screamed and stood up in a panic.
Yu Yuluo couldn't help laughing when she saw Liu Qianyu's scared look, "I also said that I wasn't afraid." ”
"I'm not afraid." Liu Qianyu sat down again.
Hou Jun was quite calm, he didn't seem to be afraid at all.
"Actually, there was a girl who was born to be disliked by everyone, and then her parents cruelly abandoned her, took her and threw her to the mountain. After the girl's death, her spirit turned into a ghost, often returning to haunt her loved ones. When his parents found out, they went back to the place where she threw her, trying to overtake her. But when her parents returned to the place where they had thrown the girl, they found that the girl was still alive! ”
"It's not scary at all!"
At that time, the girl was lying there, her face was dark. She has no hair and no eyebrows, and the point is...... She doesn't even have eyeballs! The place where she saw her eyes was two completely black holes. There were also a few rats, running around her, biting her and eating her flesh. The girl's expression was very painful, and she was calling her parents to save her. Dad, Mom, help me! The girl stretched out her hand, and wow, ......, all the flesh on her hands had been bitten by the rats, and all the flesh on her hands had been eaten by the rats. The girl opened her mouth, and her mouth was full of dark blood......"
Liu Qianyu and Hou Jun were already very frightened when they heard it.
"Yu Yuluo, don't talk about it anymore, it's too terrifying." Liu Qianyu had already covered her ears with her own hands.
Yu Yuluo slowly stood up, and then said, "Suddenly, a mouse got in from here!" When Yu Yuluo said, he pointed to Hou Jun's neck and face, "This mouse got in, bit her belly, and crawled into her stomach......"
"Ah......" Liu Qianyu shouted.
"There's also a rat that got in from here......"
"I'll go first! It's too late to go back! Hou Jun said and got up and fled.
"Cut, and said that he was bold, scared you to death!" Yu Yuluo's face suddenly became sad.