Chapter 12: The Dolphin Voice of the Female Donor
Ying Xue secretly went to the Big Buddha Temple to find out, but was found out on the spot, and even the matter of bathing on the road was known by the monk, Ying Xue was annoyed and ashamed, and wanted to kill endlessly to prove her innocence, but she was constantly restrained with the last words of Master Minghui, and was depressed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The two of them went out of the Shifang Forest.
Carrying a jujube stick in front of him, Sakura changed into men's clothes and followed behind. The distance between the two people is two or three steps, but no one cares about the other. They each walked out of the forest.
He stopped suddenly, turned his head violently, and startled Sakura. She was about to open her mouth to ask, but she turned her head and continued on her way.
Ying Xue scolded in her heart: What kind of ghost nerves are you.
didn't take a few steps, and then stopped and turned his head suddenly, and then didn't let go, and continued to hurry, so many times, Sakura Xue finally couldn't help it: "You're going to die!" ”
Constantly hearing Sakura's roar, he jumped over with an arrow step, and smiled: "I swore to the Buddha just now, if you don't talk to me first, I will ignore you, and now that you have spoken, I will talk to you for a while, and you will be bored along the way." ”
When Ying Xue heard this, she was almost angry with him, why is this monk so thick-skinned!
Seeing that she didn't speak: "That, the female benefactor, after walking for so long, the little monk is really hungry, and now the roast chicken is gone, and there is no store in front of the village or behind the store, can your steamed buns be divided into a little monk?" ”
Sakura Xue has been teased by him so many times, her patience has reached the limit, and she can't wait to cut him with a thousand knives and turn him into ashes, and then feed the ashes and mud to Wang Ba!
But what the master gave her was an order that she must bring that thing back, and there must be no negligence, otherwise, with her character, she would have died a hundred and seventy or eighty times long ago.
But now, she can't kill and kill, and she can't let out her anger, and the depressive qi in her chest accumulates and swells, and it will explode at any time.
Seeing her eyes, he hurriedly took two steps back: "Huh? Why are the donor's eyes so hot? Well? Why is the complexion getting more and more rosy? Yes? Don't you want to get sick? Why is the donor's breathing so rapid? ”
Ying Xue finally couldn't help but burst into a shout, and her depression gushed out and soared into the sky, and her piercing voice shook endlessly, covering her ears and shouting: ", dolphin sound!!"
Sakura's whistling lasted for half a minute.
She calmed down for a moment, then took a deep breath, narrowed her eyes, and said in a very cold and calm tone: "No, although I don't dare to kill you, I can seal your acupuncture points and make you conscious and painless." “
"Then catch a hundred rats and let them eat your body bit by bit from your feet."
"They will also throw you into a bath full of locusts and loaches, and they will not only suck your blood to death."
It will desperately burrow into your mouth, nose, ears and buttocks, crawl into your intestines, and eat your internal organs and brains. “
"I can think of at least a hundred ways like this. Of course, I promise that you will endure all the tortures in this world and not ask for death, and when the time comes, you will obediently tell all your secrets in order to die! If you don't believe me, you can try!"
Hearing this, a cold breath poured in from the chrysanthemum, and after rolling in the internal organs for a few times, he rushed straight out of the Mud Pill Palace, so frightened that he almost became incontinent.
Hurriedly said to Yingxue: "Female benefactor, female Bodhisattva, we have no grievances in the long days and no hatred in the near future, I have saved your life, by the way, I also gave you chicken legs, not only the grace of saving lives, but also the grace of saving hunger, you, you can't do this to me." ”
Sakura stared at him and didn't answer.
He hurriedly said: "The heart of the female bodhisattva is whiter than the snow in the Alps; This bearing is wider than the territory of the country; This appearance is more amazing than that of the Nine Heavens Xuannu; This wisdom, even if it is Wu Zetian, can't match a single hair of your hair. ”
Although the little monk only knew the donor for two days, under the light of the donor, this thought suddenly opened up, and the toilet was opened, oh no, it was the mouth plug suddenly opened. A strange woman with such a bearing, beauty, and wisdom will definitely not be as knowledgeable as me, a little monk. ”
Endless flattery, chatter, and praise are endless.
Ying Xue looked at him trembling all over, and saw a dense layer of sweat beads on her forehead, her heart was very happy, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter like a silver bell, and the haze on her face disappeared: "Hahaha." ”
He looked at Yingxue's appearance endlessly, thinking that his words were useful, and hurriedly smiled: "The donor's laughter is better than the most handsome bird in the forest in the ten directions." Amitabha, you can hear the laughter of the benefactor, it is really the creation of the little monk. ”
Ying Xue really heard it with sore teeth: "Okay, okay, don't pat yourself, your aunt's teeth are about to be soured out by you." ”
Endless seriousness: "How can this be a sycophant?" What I am talking about, compared to the real merits of the girl, is nothing more than a drop of water in the sea, a star in the night sky, a seed in a dragon fruit, that, and, yes, a piece of grass on the Big Buddha Mountain. ”
When Sakura Xue listened, the hairs on her body stood up, and if she listened to it again, she should vomit: "Shut up!" ”
He hurriedly closed his mouth.