Chapter 13: Oh my God! Scared the baby to death!
Chatting endlessly, Sakura Xue was intimidated instead of being intimidated, and was almost scared into becoming a eunuch. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info In order to please Sakura, he started a shameless and incomparably fleshy sycophant action, and finally escaped a catastrophe.
Sakura Xue didn't say it on her lips, but she was very useful in her heart.
Ying Xue: "Today's criminal law will be written down for you for the time being, if there is a next time, don't blame my aunt and grandmother for turning her face and being ruthless!" ”
He hurriedly nodded: "The female benefactor is really a bodhisattva, and the little monk must ask for more advice in the future to learn the donor's mind and measurements." ”
Sakura Xue looked at his respectful and trembling appearance, and was proud in her heart.
She knows that this little monk is not bad-hearted, but he is too much of a chicken thief, and now he is playing with him, which can not only show the evil anger in his heart, but also relieve the boredom, why not do it, hum, scare you to death a little bald donkey.
She waved her hand very chicly: "Okay, slowly follow my aunt and grandmother to ensure that you have an epiphany as soon as possible, so let's go." ”
Constantly agreed, on the side of his body, let Yingxue go first: "Yes, yes, I must ask the female Bodhisattva more, and the female Bodhisattva will ask first." ”
Sakura Xue said "um", straightened her chest, and walked in front of her head endlessly.
He let her go and hurriedly wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.
In the past, the beauties around him were tireless.
Since coming to the Yuan Dynasty, he has been a monk for five years.
In the past five years, except for my sister-in-law and aunt who came to the temple to make a wish and return the incense, I have never seen a serious and decent girl.
Now that I met such a bright Lori for the first time I went down the mountain, I was a little carried away when I was excited.
I can't stop saying: My God, I'm scared of the baby, the children of the rivers and lakes are not easy to tease! Fortunately, I didn't have a chest just now, otherwise I wouldn't have been a eunuch.
He thought of the rats, locusts and loaches that Sakurayuki had just said, and he shivered again, and felt uncomfortable.
Looking at the proud figure of Yingxue in front of him, he gritted his teeth endlessly, and said in his heart: Little girl! The coming day is long, and I will repair you sooner or later!
"No, why don't you leave, are you trying to take revenge on me?" Sakura Xue didn't take a few steps, couldn't keep up, turned her head and asked.
Constantly hunched his back and walked two steps to keep up, like the eunuch he played back then, and said with a smile: "Where can it, the little monk is sorting out the advantages of the female Bodhisattva, there are too many, and I lost my mind for a while, and I ask the donor to forgive me." ”
Ying Xue pursed her lips: "Hmph, don't have any bad ideas, otherwise... Hum. ”
Laughing: "No, no." “
The two chatted as they walked, and Sakura Xue remembered the things in the Shifang Forest.
Sakura: "No, how do you know that I went to the Big Buddha Temple and went to the meditation room?" Still... So what's up? ”
Non-stop: "Ah, this thing. Fang is the little monk reckless, did not explain clearly to the female Bodhisattva, so that there was a misunderstanding, the little monk first compensated the female Bodhisattva, and asked the female Bodhisattva to be tolerant and forgive the little monk for her recklessness again. ”
Sakura Xue was really embarrassed by his call of a female Bodhisattva, so he said: "Okay, you can call Sakura Xue, I'm not a Bodhisattva." ”
Bu Xiu looked serious: "In the heart of the little monk, the female Bodhisattva punished the adulterer and eliminated the evil, and as a result, the life of the first thief in the world was to save the lives of thousands of little girls and their families in the world. ”
"Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, how can the righteous act of a female bodhisattva also create a seventh-level or eight-hundred-level floating slaughter, isn't this kind of merit a bodhisattva's act?"
"So the honorific title of this female Bodhisattva is to show the respect of the little monk for the female Bodhisattva, if you take away my right to call the female Bodhisattva, you don't agree with my respect for you, the little monk will be lost, a loss will inevitably be sad, a sad heart is inevitable...
Sakura Xue heard him babble endlessly again: "Shut up! Answer honestly! Otherwise, the punishment will be served! ”