Summary of the previous chapter: In line with the principle of openness, fairness and justice, Ma Xiaoquan and Liu Bei held a small competition of not returning Dan, the content of the game is not more than who eats, after all, if you don't return Dan, just a few Guan Yu Zhuge Liang After the two of them ate their own Dan, Ma Xiaoquan deliberately shook out his new "Don't return Dan".

++++++++++++++++++ Ma Xiaoquan "wiped" the sweat on his head: "Oh, this is not it, this is the one who doesn't pay it back, oh no, this is a healing medicine." ”

The more vague Ma Xiaoquan said, the more Zhang Fei didn't believe it.

Zhang Fei took out the pill: "I don't care, my second brother and the military advisor have eaten it, and I want to eat it too!" ”

Zhang Fei said, picked up the elixir, and carefully sent it to his mouth.

It's a pity that Zhang Fei hasn't reached his mouth yet, I don't know who kicked him, one didn't stand firmly, his hand shook, and the pill slipped out.

Those who see have a share, and whoever they find is whoever they find. Zhang Fei took off his hand, and the audience immediately panicked.

On the stage, Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be very anxious, and kept shouting: "Don't rob it, it's not that you don't pay it back."

But who listens to him in the audience?

On the stage, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang were still brewing pills, but Liu Bei couldn't sit still.

Liu Bei said in his heart: This dog's demon way, said no, and came out with another one, Lao Tzu obviously saw it, exactly the same, it is definitely not to return the Dan, you still say that this demon road is not, hum, the sons and daughters of the audience, none of you should rob Lao Tzu, I am the lord, I have the final say!

"Stop!" Liu Bei stood up suddenly and yelled.

When everyone in the audience heard this, they were all frightened and stopped their hands.

Liu Bei stepped forward slowly and looked at the audience condescendingly: "What about the pill, since the Shangxian Lord still has one, uh-huh, it should be handed over, Yide, why is the pill in your hand again, take it up, hand it over!" ”

Zhang Fei held the pill with a blue nose and swollen face, and shouted weakly: "Big brother, I finally suffered a lot of feet, look at my face"

"Less nonsense, hand it in!"

Zhang Fei sighed heavily, took heavy steps to the stage, and then shook his hand and handed over the non-return pill to Liu Bei's hands, and when he stepped down, Zhang Fei also looked back several times with resentment.

When the pill arrived, Liu Bei was naturally full of joy, but there were many people present, and it couldn't be seen. Liu Beiqiang couldn't help but be happy and asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Lord Shangxian, can you give me this pill?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan sighed, shook his head, and complained: "I'm really helpless with you, forget it, I'll give it to you if I don't return the pill!" ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he finally couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Lord Shangxian, is this also not returning the Dan?" ”

"Nonsense! Originally, this immortal was used by himself, but I didn't expect you people to get it! Today, Benxian is a big loss! Hey~~"

Liu Bei smiled: "Oh, Lord Shangxian, don't be so stingy, one day if you meet your master again, you can get a few more."

Ma Xiaoquan squinted at Liu Bei: "It's so easy for you to fucking say, do you think my master can refine pills casually?" ”

Liu Bei smiled, picked up the pill in his hand, and muttered: "Since Yun Chang and the military advisor have eaten the pill and can't return it, then as the lord, I should also share the hardships with them, so I will eat this pill now." ”

As soon as Liu Bei's voice fell, it attracted a whisper of discussion in the audience, but it is true that as Ma Xiaoquan said, Liu Bei is the lord, and what the lord has to do, you courtiers can only have the right to build, and the decision is still controlled by the lord.

In this way, Liu Bei swallowed the pill in full view of everyone.

The entrance of the pill, with a faint fragrance, Liu Bei puffed out his cheeks, closed his eyes and enjoyed it very comfortably for a while, while enjoying the refreshing taste of the pill, he kept hmming.

Offstage, all the subordinates of the strategists are envious, jealous and hateful, if it is not Liu Bei's lord on the stage, these people will definitely rush to the stage and open each other's mouths, a meal of evil, disgusting? Just kidding, this is good for men, don't you pay it back?

"Mmmm~~" Liu Bei bit the pill and didn't return it, rolled the pill in his mouth with his tongue, moved his Adam's apple slightly, and swallowed it.

Then, Liu Bei opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and asked Ma Xiaoquan respectfully: "Lord Shangxian, do I also need to meditate for a while!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan was secretly refreshed in his heart, but his expression was very stern: "Of course, Yun Chang and Kong Ming are meditating, Ben Xian, you should also go and join!" ”

Liu Bei nodded, walked between Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang, squeezed it, and meditated on the spot

Half an hour passed

Ma Xiaoquan anxiously waited for the onset of the drug's effect while communicating with the source in the sea of consciousness.

Yuan asked Ma Xiaoquan: "What kind of bullshit pill are you with, half an hour has passed, why don't you see Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang still holding their stomachs?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan responded: "How do I know, I have been drugged in there, although the two of them will not be pulled to death, but they have to pull a prostration."

Yuan pouted: "Did you use fire to refine and calcine the pill too much, and burned the effect?" ”

"It's possible, I did use some flames when polishing the pills, but in the two pills that Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang ate, I put a lot of laxative ingredients, one fails, it doesn't mean that all of them fail, right?"

Yuan nodded, and was just about to speak again, when suddenly the corners of his mouth raised: "The show is coming, dead man, borrow your eyes and use it!" ”

After Yuan finished speaking, without waiting for Ma Xiaoquan's consent, he forcibly invaded Ma Xiaoquan's left eye nerve.

Ma Xiaoquan's left eye ached, and he rubbed his eyes a few times before slowly opening it.

The audience in the audience looked at it in amazement, staring at Ma Xiaoquan with wide eyes.

"Wow, Lord Shangxian, your eyes?"

Ma Xiaoquan grinned and rubbed his left eye: "What's wrong?" ”

Zhou Cang got a bronze mirror out of nowhere, and put it in front of Ma Xiaoquan, and let Ma Xiaoquan take care of it.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

Ma Xiaoquan secretly scolded in his heart: "You dog-day guy has invaded my left eye, damn, what color is it now?" You give Lao Tzu out! ”

Yuan responded: "Ma Xiaoquan, can't you not be rude? I'm here for your own good! ”

"Good for me? Come on, I think you're trying to encroach on my body, right? Okay, I'm not defensive now, you can take it! If you can encroach on my body, you can encroach on it, okay? ”

Yuan scolded: "Fart, who is rare in your body, I sue you Ma Xiaoquan, I am for your good, you will know it later, we are destined to become one, we are not separated from each other, you know what!" ”

"Then why did you invade my left eye, it hurts so much, and the color has turned purple."

Yuan muttered: "Your IQ is really not good, I invaded your left eye, of course, I saw it and gave you advice." ”

"Oh, are you sure there are no side effects, or are you trying to take my body or something?"

Yuan scolded again: "Encroachment on a yarn, to encroach on me I did it as early as the first time you met me, didn't I say it, we are going to become one, when the time comes, we will not be separated from each other, my consciousness will merge with your consciousness, mentally retarded, stupid who doesn't understand anything, faint soul ~~"

"Damn!" Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help it and scolded.

The audience in the audience thought that Ma Xiaoquan was complaining because of the sudden change of color in his eyes, so no one stepped forward to comfort him, after all, people are immortals, and we are mortals.

The audience didn't dare to speak, but Liu Bei on the stage stood up and walked over.

"Lord Shangxian, why is your left eye purple, the same color as your hair?"

Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his temples and lied: "Seeing that you don't return the pill after taking it, this immortal wanted to cultivate on a whim, but he didn't pay attention to it, and he went crazy, hey!" ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he was surprised: "Is there anything wrong with that?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Don't get in the way, it'll be fine after a while!" ”

"Oh~~"

In the left eye, the source sent a message to Ma Xiaoquan: "You can really make it up with this weak soul~~ Sue you, I have moved out of your sea of consciousness now, and now your left eye is my home." ”

Ma Xiaoquan: "If I don't bring you like this, I don't even agree!" ”

Yuan Dao: "Otherwise, I'll move to your lifeline, so that I can feel it every time you make love with a woman!" ”

"Second Ao~~" Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help scolding again.

In the left eye, the source said: "How about it, think about it, is it your left eye, or is it your lifeline?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan smiled bitterly: "You fucking won, you make me feel more and more that you are not a person!" ”

Gen responded: "Who said I'm not human, I'm not just human, oh no, I'm not just human, I'm a tender woman"

Ma Xiaoquan: ""

Liu Bei saw that Ma Xiaoquan was stunned and didn't speak, thinking that Ma Xiaoquan was still struggling with the matter of going mad, so he quietly retreated.

At this time, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang's non-returning Dan Nei laxative ingredients finally took effect.

I saw Zhuge Liang covering his stomach in front and his buttocks in the back, and his face instantly became the color of pig liver, Zhuge Liang didn't have much effort, and his endurance was naturally not as good as Guan Yu's.

And Guan Yu, because his face was already red, he didn't seem to find anything unusual on the outside.

"Papapa~~" beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from Zhuge Liang's forehead, and beads of sweat fell down his cheeks onto the stage.

Another moment passed

"Wow" Finally, Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it anymore, so he got up and rushed to the toilet next to the school.

Seeing this, Guan Yu snorted coldly, rubbed his legs and stood up, and said, "I won."