[230] Eat and don't return the pill
Summary of the previous chapter: In order to help Zhuge Liang get rid of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, the two fierce generals, Ma Xiaoquan decided to adopt Yuan's idea and "refined" not to return the Dan
++++++++++++++++++ Liu Bei thought for a moment, and said weakly: "I'm afraid it's not okay?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said: "What's not good, you are the lord, you have the final say." ”
Liu Bei hesitated in his heart, thought for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth: "Okay, it's decided." ”
After bidding farewell to Liu Bei, Ma Xiaoquan quickly got into the bedroom where he was temporarily staying, and pulled out a new pill overnight.
This pill looks exactly the same as the Pill from the outside, but the ingredients inside are very different.
The pill is full of laxatives, and in this pill, there are some commonly used tonic medicines
The next day, Zhuge Liang took the initiative to find Guan Yu and said that he wanted to make a bet with Guan Yu, and the bet was that Guan Yu would not return the pill.
Guan Yu squinted his eyes and looked at Zhuge Liang condescendingly (no way, although Zhuge Liang is not short, but Guan Yu is taller), and said, "Just you?" Why are you betting with me? ”
Zhuge Liang stretched out his right hand and showed the non-return pill in his hand.
"Huh? Don't pay Dan back? Guan Yu raised his eyebrows, "How can you have the Immortal Master refining the Pill that is not returned?" ”
Of course, Zhuge Liang will not tell Guan Yu that this is also given to me by Lord Shangxian to make a bet with you.
Zhuge Liang said: "This is what I won from Lord Shangxian!" ”
"Winn?" Guan Yu was secretly shocked in his heart, and said, "Can you win the Immortal Lord?" What did you bet with Lord Shangxian? ”
Zhuge Liang laughed: "Of course it's a man's bet." ”
When Guan Yu heard this, he was unconvinced and said: "What kind of bet should a man make?" ”
Zhuge Liang beckoned, Guan Yu stepped forward, and Zhuge Liang whispered a few words in his ear.
"Hiss" Guan Yu was surprised when he heard it, "Lord Shangxian can lose this?" ”
Zhuge Liang straightened his chest: "Of course, I have made this kind of bet no less than ten times, I can't say that I have won ten battles and ten victories, but I have won seven ~ ~ eight times." How about it, Yun Chang, you just say that you dare to bet with me, right? ”
Guan Yu hummed and fell silent.
This bet sounds like Zhuge Liang has the advantage, after all, Zhuge Liang is only 27 years old, but who is Guan Yu? Martial saint (sealed by later generations, has nothing to do with the end of the Han Dynasty), cattle people, generals, Zhuge Liang have all come to the door to kick the hall, if Guan Yu doesn't take it, won't it give people a joke?
Suddenly, Guan Yu's self-esteem and pride surged rapidly.
"His grandmother's, isn't it just a gamble, a certain family fought with you!"
When Zhuge Liang heard that Guan Yu had taken the bait, he sighed secretly in his heart: "Hey, this Guan Yu is really as the Lord Shangxian said, arrogant, hey, one day, he will pay a painful price for himself."
Zhuge Liang stretched out his right hand and high-fived Guan Yu three times, meaning that we made a bet and were not allowed to repent.
After making the bet, Zhuge Liang clapped his hands and said, "Since General Guan agreed, it's good." Come, let's talk about this bet."
The two bargained for a while and finally settled on a compromise agreement.
Guan Yu chewed the text of the gambling contract repeatedly, afraid that Zhuge Liang would calculate him, while Zhuge Liang looked at Guan Yu expressionlessly.
After another while, Guan Yu felt that there was no problem, so he left with a smile.
As soon as Guan Yu left, Ma Xiaoquan immediately appeared.
"I've seen Lord Shangxian!"
"Hmm!" Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand, "Kong Ming, has this Guan Yu been hooked?" ”
Zhuge Liang nodded: "I can't talk about taking the bait, but the bet that General Guan and I made is very interesting." Do you want to hear it? ”
"Why, isn't it quite the same as what we said before? Let's listen to it! ”
Zhuge Liang smiled: "I told General Guan that we will eat the pill under the supervision of the lord, and then"
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he laughed and said, "It's really yours." ”
Zhuge Liang nodded, and arched his hand: "But this still has to trouble Lord Shangxian again, and supervise me and General Guan together with the lord." ”
Ma Xiaoquan ha: "That's nature! Okay, time waits for no one, just now, you go and call Guan Yu out, and I'll go to your lord! ”
"Hmm"
Zhuge Liang "made an appointment" with Guan Yu, and Ma Xiaoquan called Liu Bei.
In line with the principle of "openness, justice, and fairness", Liu Bei ordered people to set up a simple big platform in the school grounds, and dozens of small stools were prepared under the stage.
When Liu Beijun's generals heard that Second Brother Guan was going to compete with the military advisor Zhuge Liang, they were all interested, and within a moment, the audience was full.
On the stage, Ma Xiaoquan and Liu Bei sat together, seeing that everyone was almost here, Liu Bei nodded at Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan understood, stood up, and announced loudly: "Everyone be quiet~~ cough cough today, Benxian invited your lord, Your Excellency Liu Bei Liu Xuande, to accompany him to do this Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang's competition supervisor Uh-huh, please Guan Yu." ”
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, Guan Yu arched his hands and stepped onto the stage with generous steps, and suddenly, the audience cheered.
It seems that Guan Yu's popularity among Liu Beijun is still quite good.
Ma Xiaoquan and Liu Bei glanced at each other, and announced: "Please invite the military advisor Zhuge Liang!" ”
On the other side of the stage, Zhuge Liang walked over with a graceful demeanor.
Zhuge Liang is handsome and tall, and he is a celebrity in Jingzhou - Mr. Wolong, plus he is Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched house, these identities are enough to make others not to underestimate Zhuge Liang.
The two of them stood in the center of the platform, less than two arm's length apart.
"Humph!" Guan Yu glanced at Zhuge Liang and snorted disdainfully.
Zhuge Liang did not repay virtue with grievances, but respectfully bowed to Liu Bei and Ma Xiaoquan first, and then bowed to Guan Yu and said a few polite words.
Ma Xiaoquan got up with a smile and walked to the two of them.
Since both of them are taller than Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan has to raise his head when he talks to the two of them, Zhuge Liang is fine, if you count wearing shoes, it is about 1.88 meters, and Guan Yu's height of more than two meters makes Ma Xiaoquan very painful.
"Yun Chang, can you sit down?"
Guan Yu smiled and sat on the ground, Zhuge Liang looked at it, and also learned from Guan Yu's appearance, and sat down.
Ma Xiaoquan hummed with satisfaction, walked up to the two, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the pill if you don't return it!" ”
The two respectfully took out the non-return pill in their respective hands and handed it to Ma Xiaoquan.
After taking the pill, Ma Xiaoquan turned to face the audience, showed the pill to the audience, and said loudly while showing: "Everyone, the immortal is now holding the pill in his hand, it is the elixir refined by the master of the immortal, the name is not returned, this pill can not prolong life, can not grow fat and fat, but can cough" Ma Xiaoquan said this, deliberately coughed twice, and then suddenly lowered his voice, "It can make a man that thing majestic Uh-huh, you all understand?" ”
In the audience, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then communicated a little, and immediately understood.
Looking at the hot eyes of the audience, Ma Xiaoquan grinned and said, "Do you want to ask if there is anything else?" I'm sorry, this immortal can't be refined, the master of this immortal has refined three at the beginning, one, this immortal gave it to Cao Cao, and these two, this immortal has already given it to Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang"
Before the words were finished, Zhang Fei in the audience was reluctant: "Lord Shangxian, you are partial to death, and neither is my old Zhang." ”
Zhao Yun blushed, lowered his head and said weakly: "Me didn't either!" ”
"It's just that we don't have any"
Ma Xiaoquan turned his head and gave Liu Bei a look, Liu Bei got up and walked to the front of the stage, and shouted: "Shut up!" Lord Shangxian said that if it's gone, it's gone, so don't talk about it anymore! ”
Liu Bei's roar had an immediate effect, and the audience looked at each other, but they didn't dare to make a loud noise anymore.
Liu Bei looked at it, nodded with satisfaction, walked to Ma Xiaoquan's side, leaned into Ma Xiaoquan's ear and whispered, "Lord Shangxian, is there really no more?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan: ""
As soon as Qiē is ready, just wait for the game to begin.
Ma Xiaoquan gave Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang a bowl of wine each, and then returned the pill to the two.
"Okay, you can take it, remember, this elixir may not be effective, if there are side effects, you can drink fecal juice to solve its effect, do you two understand?"
Zhuge Liang snorted, but Guan Yu snorted coldly.
"Alright, game, let's go!"
Ma Xiaoquan gave an order, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang slowly picked up the pill, and slowly put the pill into their mouths in full view of everyone.
"Gollum~" Almost at the same time, the audience and the two people on the stage made a unified swallowing sound, but the people on the stage took the pill, and the people in the audience could only swallow saliva.
After the two of them took the pill, they did not get up immediately, but according to Ma Xiaoquan's request, they needed to sit quietly for more than half an hour.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan slowly walked back to Liu Bei's side, deliberately did not stand firm, and stumbled a few times.
With a "snap", a jet-black pill rolled out of Ma Xiaoquan's sleeve pocket.
The pill rolled down Liu Bei's feet and rolled down the stage.
Zhang Fei's eyes were sick, he stepped forward to pick up the pill, and shouted, "Lord Shangxian, what is this?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan looked at it and said "panicked": "No, it's not an elixir for me!" ”
Zhang Fei pursed his lips thick and fine, and said in his heart: I didn't ask him if he was a pill, there must be something greasy in it.
Zhang Fei put the pill into his arms: "Lord Shangxian, you are not kind, we have seen the pill that my second brother and the military advisor ate just now, and now the same one has slipped out of your pocket, hum"