Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan and Mrs. Ma's strategy successfully "framed" Lu Zhan, causing Lu Zhan to be scolded by Emperor Taichang, but because the emperor was lustful, his body was no longer good

August 11, the 48th year of Wanli in the +++++++++++++++++++++++ Ming Dynasty (1620 AD), this day is the birthday of Emperor Taichang, commonly known as "Wanshou Festival", the ministers were ready to celebrate the emperor's birthday early, but who wanted to just walk to the gate of the palace was stopped by the guards, not allowed to enter, saying that the emperor was not in good health, and today's Wanshou Festival is not done.

When the ministers heard this, what could they do? The Wanshou Festival is a big day for the emperor to worship his ancestors, how can he say that he will not do it if he does it?

Emperor Taichang had no choice but to send some important officials to sacrifice on his behalf, but because the emperor was not at the scene, the scene was a little unbearable

Ma Xiaoquan was mixed in the sacrificial procession, looking left and right, beside him, Li Qinghan dragged him from time to time, afraid that he would make trouble.

At this moment, the eunuch in the palace suddenly came to report, saying that the emperor was coming in person.

When everyone heard this, they stood in line one after another, waiting for the emperor to come and inspect.

But everyone waited for more than an hour and did not see the emperor coming.

Ma Xiaoquan frowned, poked Mrs. Ma beside him, and whispered: "Grandma, I have some discomfort in my stomach and want to go to the toilet~"

Old Madam Ma rolled her eyes: "The emperor is coming soon, why don't you bear it for a while?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan said: "The emperor will not come~"

Old Madam Ma looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise: "How do you know?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Grandma, don't worry, I'll come when I go."

After that, Ma Xiaoquan ran out holding his stomach.

Mrs. Ma was not at ease, and ordered Li Qinghan to follow

Ma Xiaoquan trotted all the way, and after looking for a long time, he couldn't find a place where he could "skim the big strip", and behind him, Li Qinghan followed him with a blue face, without saying a word.

Ma Xiaoquan turned his head to Li Qinghan and said, "Sister-in-law, don't follow, I'll come back when I go to the toilet!" ”

Li Qinghan glanced at Ma Xiaoquan, and said in his heart If it weren't for the fact that today is Halloween, you kid would not be able to wander around the palace so casually.

"Then hurry up, I'll wait for you!"

Ma Xiaoquan nodded and continued to look for the latrine.

Not long after Ma Xiaoquan left, Taichang Emperor Zhu Changluo suddenly appeared, but Zhu Changluo was carried by a group of guards and eunuchs due to his weak body.

Zhu Changluo originally wanted to come over and worship with the ministers, but due to his weak health, he changed his mind halfway.

Today's Zhu Changluo, on a whim, wanted to go back to his dormitory from the side road, and just after leaving, Zhu Changluo suddenly saw a beautiful woman.

The woman is slender and has long black hair that will reach her waist. Since the woman had her back to Zhu Changluo, Zhu Changluo didn't see the woman's appearance.

Zhu Changluo was so lustful, when he saw a woman with such a figure, his heart must be a beauty, so he raised his hand and tapped lightly, and asked, "Huh?" Who is that? ”

A eunuch understood, stepped forward and shouted at the woman: "Bold, don't you kneel down and say hello when you see the emperor?" ”

The woman was startled, quickly turned around and took a look, and then knelt respectfully on the ground.

Zhu Changluo didn't care about these etiquette, what he cared about now was the woman's appearance.

"Raise your head," Zhu Changluo said softly.

The woman slowly raised her head.

"Uh~~" When Zhu Changluo saw the woman's face, his body involuntarily shuddered, although it was a shiver, but it made Zhu Changluo very comfortable, at this moment, Zhu Changluo couldn't help but think of the feeling of pressing this woman under him

"Who are you? How do you get in my hospital? Zhu Changluo suppressed the beast desire and asked.

The woman said respectfully: "The little girl Li Qinghan is the eldest grandson and daughter-in-law of the Ma family~"

"The Ma family?" When Zhu Changluo heard this, his brows furrowed, "Why haven't I heard that the Ma family has such a beautiful eldest grandson daughter-in-law?" ”

The eunuch beside him hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, this girl is a descendant of Li Chengliang~"

"Oh~~" Zhu Changluo nodded and asked Li Qinghan, "How is your husband?" ”

How dare Li Qinghan hide it from the emperor, and replied: "Back to the emperor, my husband has passed away~"

"Huh?" When Zhu Changluo heard this, he was so happy that he almost jumped up. Originally, he thought that there was no hope, but now when he listens to it, wow, this beautiful lady in front of him has been making trouble for a long time and is a little widow, hehe, then don't blame me.

"Hmm~~~" Zhu Changluo had an idea in his heart and waved his hand, "Okay, it's nothing, you can step down~"

Li Qinghan said yes respectfully, and left in a hurry.

While leaving, Li Qinghan's hatred for Ma Xiaoquan deepened.

If Ma Xiaoquan hadn't had to go to any toilet, he wouldn't have met the emperor. Fortunately, the emperor is amiable and has no accountability, otherwise thinking of this, Li Qinghan couldn't help but shudder

"Qinghan, why are you back, Quan'er?"

Li Qinghan gritted his teeth and said: "Grandma, Ma Xiaoquan, he"

Old Madam Ma sighed and stopped Li Qinghan's complaints: "Okay, the whole child is also an adult, let him be."

Mrs. Ma was very helpless in her heart, this first generation of the head of the family, say that he is mature, he is indeed mature, and wise, say that he likes to play trick-or-treating, it seems that he has also been touched, hey~~

Ma Xiaoquan searched for a long time, and finally found a latrine, but the appearance and structure of this latrine seem to be quite luxurious.

"Whatever, let's go and pull it first~" Ma Xiaoquan smiled and went into the toilet.

In ancient times, there was no so-called "toilet", and some were just the kind of "squatting pits" that are common in rural areas in modern society.

Ma Xiaoquan didn't say a word, took off his pants and squatted down.

At this moment, a young man in a purple and gold costume walked into the latrine.

"Huh? Who are you? The young man asked Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan is rising, seeing the young man, squinting his eyes and saying: "I'm here to, what, you have to pull too, well, it's just two pits, one for each of us, come, you're welcome~~"

The young man was stunned for a moment, nodded, and then took off his pants and squatted next to Ma Xiaoquan.

"Hey~ boy, I'll teach you a mantra, can't you learn it?"

The young man looked at Ma Xiaoquan with a flushed face and nodded.

Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said slowly: "Stepping on both sides of the Yangtze River, holding a secret document in hand, strafing with machine guns in front, and bombing indiscriminately in the back~"