【718】Red Pill Case(2)
Summary of the previous chapter: On the day of the Wanshou Festival, Ma Xiaoquan followed Mrs. Ma to the courtyard of the palace to celebrate the emperor's birthday, but he didn't expect the emperor to appear, and Ma Xiaoquan happened to have a stomachache again
+++++++++++++++++++ young man stared at Ma Xiaoquan with wide eyes, a look of surprise.
Ma Xiao said proudly: "What's the matter, how is my poem?" ”
The boy nodded, clapped his hands with a chirp, and the straw paper in the boy's hand fell into the dung pit.
"This" The young man was a little flustered, the paper was gone, how to wipe his butt for a while?
Ma Xiaoquan didn't say a word, he tore half of his hand paper and handed it to the young man: "I have a lot, take it and use it, well, I'm done pulling, you pull it slowly~~"
Ma Xiaoquan said, wiped his buttocks with a big grin, then lifted his pants, and reached out and patted the young man's shoulder without any scruples.
Walking to the door of the toilet, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly turned his head and asked, "By the way, I don't know what your name is?" ”
The young man smiled slightly and replied, "Oh, my name is Zhu Youxiao~"
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, stumbled, and almost fell to the ground.
Damn, this young man in Zijin Huafu has been making trouble for a long time is the crown prince, oh no, that is, the next emperor, the Ming Xizong in history.
Ma Xiaoquan's chest suddenly ignited a sense of pride, you know, squatting in the pit with the emperor, no matter how it sounds, it is extremely glorious.
At this time, Zhu Youxiao also finished pulling, wiped his buttocks and lifted his pants and asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Brother Tai, I don't know what your name is?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Oh, my name is Ma Xiaoquan!" ”
"Ma Xiaoquan?" Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes twice, "I heard that I have a Ma family in the Ming Dynasty, and several generations of Ming generals have made a lot of contributions to my Ming Dynasty."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Yes, I am the descendant of the Ma family~ Oh, prince, you are so smart!" ”
Zhu Youxiao was stunned for a moment: "Do you know that I am the prince?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Of course, the prince has a good hand in carpentry, and the small one is not talented, and he happens to be able to use both hands, and he has always wanted to find an opportunity to exchange experiences with the prince~ But there is no chance!" ”
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan spoke, he smiled secretly in his heart, this Zhu Youxiao has no hobbies in his life, and he still likes to play carpentry when he becomes the emperor, and when he is dying, he can't even get a decent successor, otherwise how can he let his younger brother Zhu Youzhen, that is, Emperor Chongzhen, ascend the throne.
When Zhu Youxiao heard Ma Xiaoquan's words, he was overjoyed and said, "You also like carpentry?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded very sincerely on the surface, but he was disdainful in his heart, who the hell likes this thing?
"Great, let's go now"
"Prince Prince" Ma Xiaoquan grabbed Zhu Youxiao, "Today is the Birthday Festival, Prince, I am afraid it is not okay to do carpentry today?" ”
Zhu Youxiao sighed and nodded: "Okay, if I have time another day, I will summon you, um~~ Your name is Ma Xiaoquan, um, I remember~"
As the two were talking, there was a call from outside the latrine.
"Where are you, Crown Prince, Your Royal Highness?"
Zhu Youxiaozi responded: "I'm in the toilet~"
"Oh, His Royal Highness the Prince, you walked too fast just now, and the old slave can't keep up~ His Royal Highness the Prince, come out quickly, or the old slave will wipe your belly?"
Zhu Youxiao frowned slightly: "No need, I've already wiped it~" As he spoke, Zhu Youxiao pulled Ma Xiaoquan and walked out of the toilet.
Ma Xiaoquan is really depressed, do all men in ancient times like to hold hands? Don't you all pay attention to hygiene? We've all pulled poop just now, huh?
Outside the latrine, a slightly chubby old eunuch was bowing his head respectfully, hunched over, waiting for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Zhu Youxiao to come out.
"Okay, let's go~"
The old eunuch raised his head and was startled when he saw Ma Xiaoquan beside Zhu Youxiao.
I wanted to shout "bold", but when I saw His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's hand holding the other party, the old eunuch held back again.
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, is this your friend?"
Zhu Youxiao nodded and said: "This is a friend I met in the toilet, my name is Ma Xiaoquan~"
As the saying goes, under the emperor, eunuchs must be five grades, this Zhu Youxiao is the crown prince, how can this eunuch who serves also have five grades, right?
Ma Xiaoquan unceremoniously stepped forward and grabbed the old eunuch's hand: "Hello, hello, under Ma Xiaoquan." ”
The old eunuch felt a chill in his heart, but he still smiled in return: "Old slave Wei Jinzhong~hehe~~"
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Wei Jinzhong? You, you, Wei Zhongxian? ”
The old eunuch raised his head and looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise: "The old slave's name is Wei Jinzhong, isn't it Wei Zhongxian?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, let go of his hand and smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person, hehe~~"
Zhu Youxiao smiled: "Okay, let's talk about it another day, Jinzhong, let's leave quickly." ”
The old eunuch sighed several times, nodded lightly at Ma Xiaoquan, and left behind Zhu Youxiao.
"That's right" Zhu Youxiao walked a few steps and turned around, "Ma Xiaoquan, my carpentry work is very good~"
Ma Xiaoquan responded respectfully: "His Royal Highness the Prince, this may not be~"
Zhu Youxiao waved his fist confidently: "Then wait and see, haha"
Wei Jinzhong turned his head to look at Ma Xiaoquan, and said secretly in his heart: Wei Zhongxian? That seems like a pretty good name, why don't I change my name?
Seeing Zhu Youxiao leave, Ma Xiaoquan smiled secretly in his heart. People meet at the wine table and call brothers on the battlefield, my Ma Xiaoquan is awesome, and Emperor Xizong of the Ming Dynasty directly came to a "toilet encounter", and I Ma Xiaoquan also gave Emperor Xizong half of the butt wiping paper, damn, it's weird to think about it, haha and wait for time to blow with Zhou Chao and Zhou Biao brothers
In the blink of an eye, it was noon, and the ministers and people with status in the courtyard were still waiting for Emperor Taichang to appear.
Fortunately, the weather is cloudy today and there is no sun, otherwise the weather in August will be roasted no matter what.
Ma Xiaoquan returned to the courtyard, walked back to Mrs. Ma's side, and saw that Mrs. Ma was resting under Li Qinghan's support, and couldn't help but feel distressed: "Grandma, let's go~"
Li Qinghan raised his head and gave Ma Xiaoquan a blank look, but Mrs. Ma shook her head and smiled: "Don't get in the way, wait and wait~"