001. The hard college life
After studying hard for nineteen years, God really lived up to this broken settlement, and actually let Lu Yuanshan be admitted to the undergraduate, of course, if you want to take a closer look at this person, I feel very depressed, but the man who is less than twenty is sad for his livelihood, so he is naturally not miserable, and he secretly made up his mind in the torture of three years of high school.
"I, Lu Yuanshan, want to be a human being", Lu Yuanshan was standing on his bed at this time, staring at a cow outside the window.
"Moo......", I saw that the cow flicked its tail and ignored Lu Yuanshan, just eating the forage he had just added to the cow.
"Don't you look down on me too..."Lu Yuanshan said to Niu in what he thought was a gentle voice. "In vain, I let you eat and sleep every day, and you actually... Such a heartless ...... (Actually, Lu Yuanshan forgot to cut the grass or something, and it has nothing to do with him.) has a pleasing sister to do it for you)
In Lu Yuanshan's affectionate mode, the cow finally raised his head, looked at him deeply, and then - turned around - left!
"Could it be that this cow is psychic?" Lu Yuanshan was thinking about looking at the ground: "...... There's no grass, you ungrateful cow...", but I heard someone knocking at the door
"Brother, open the door" The girl's crisp voice was naturally much better than the cow's cry, Lu Yuanshan quickly jumped out of bed, jumped to the door in three steps and two steps to open the door.
What caught my eye was a half-grown girl, with long black hair, tied in a ponytail at random, and a little girl with oblique bangs of 1.4 meters on her forehead, but she was wearing Lu Yuanshan's large school uniform, which made people feel pity.
"What's wrong, Xiaoqing?" Lu Yuanshan stretched out his hand to straighten out Lu Xiaoqing's bangs, and asked softly.
"Brother, my mother asked me to ask what school you want to fill in. You won't tell me", Lu Xiaoqing tilted his head and said aggrievedly.
"It's not like you don't know anything about college! Otherwise, I will definitely discuss it with you," Lu Yuanshan flickered his sister in a seemingly sincere tone.
However, in fact, he himself did not know what school to go to.
"Then, then you have to discuss it with me......" Lu Xiaoqing put his hands on his waist and pretended to be arrogant.
"Yes, sister, the little one knows! Let me tell you, this university ............" Lu Yuanshan continued to fool his sister-in-law.
Everyone was surprisingly quiet at dinner, and the eccentric sister was quietly holding a spoon in her little black hands without making a sound.
"Dad, is there something you want to say?" Lu Yuanshan looked at his father and stopped from time to time to glance at himself, and he was a little panicked.
"Xiaoshan, why did you get admitted to college!" The father said slowly, startling the family, and before he could continue, his mother interrupted his chopsticks and knocked them on the table.
"How do you speak, what do you mean, what's wrong with the mountains, you heartless old immortal, what do you want to do?"
Lu Yuanshan was speechless for a while.
"I want to say that the mountains are out, but we will see each other less in the future."
Father Shan hurriedly defended, seeing his mother's face turn for the better, he sighed deeply, "The university is far away from here!" ”
'That's right', Lu Yuanshan thought secretly: "A small place like Niutou Village shouldn't have college students, it's not an honorable thing. Whoever has it is unlucky! "It's a society where money is the right way, and it costs money to study, and it costs a lot to go to college.
"But Shan'er, don't worry," his father seemed to see Lu Yuanshan's worries and comforted: "It's time for our Lu family to set this precedent, Shan'er, even if you choose a university, I will let you go even if I smash the pot and sell iron" and then touched his face embarrassedly, as if he had made some great decision.
However, it made Lu Yuanshan very uncomfortable, and he couldn't tell his father, who was very interested, that in fact, his grades were only enough to go to the most ordinary three universities.
At night, Lu Yuanshan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, his mind was full of his father's expectations for him, and he felt very ashamed when he thought that his sister always looked at him with admiration. "If I knew earlier, I would have studied hard and been admitted to a good university to fight for my sister", another sigh.
Suddenly, Lu Yuanshan jumped up from the bed, stood in front of the window and said secretly: "I, Lu Yuanshan must become a master."
Maybe it was really his sincerity that moved the heavens, and a series of follow-up things will happen! Lu Yuanshan's heart became extremely strong at this moment.
So Lu Yuanshan pondered for a long time, quoted scriptures and classics and finally went to Linzhou Agricultural University in ---, of course, Lu Yuanshan decided to go to Agricultural University with the mentality that he didn't need to ask for help after graduation. However, Lu Yuanshan seemed to overestimate himself, and successfully dropped the gear by one point, and was recruited into the army of psychologists by soliciting volunteers, and began his five-year hard life.
In front of the station.
"Shan'er, you must study hard and fight for your father, so that your father won't feel hopeless!" After saying this, he asked Lu Yuanshan to get into the car and he turned around, and he didn't say goodbye to the way home, the mountain father tried his best to make himself look chic and wanted to reassure Lu Yuanshan, but Lu Yuanshan saw it in his eyes with indescribable bitterness! The eyes of those who see it hurt, but it is better not to look at it. Speechless all the way.
The nightmarish journey has just begun, and the children in the countryside don't seem to have found a place to go after coming to the Agricultural University, and it's not that Lu Yuanshan is stupid, but that this matter is too ridiculous! How to say it!
Not to mention that only 69 people were recruited in the whole department, the most excessive thing was that all 69 people were men, so Lu Yuanshan had no choice but to sigh, "It doesn't matter, this is even more determined that I want to study hard and become stronger."
So Lu Yuanshan went to the dormitory building with faith, ready to meet his new roommate, "Building 4 444, why is this house number so strange" Lu Yuanshan thought secretly. I still came to the dormitory, and when I saw that the doors and windows were closed, I knocked on the door, and thought, "Why do you close the door during the day, and you are not afraid of too much yin." ”
Fifteen minutes later, Lu Yuanshan opened the bedroom door with the help of his aunt in the bedroom.
"Your name is Lu Yuanshan, right?" The dormitory aunt asked with a blushing face.
"Yes, but why am I the only one ...............". However, Lu Yuanshan was interrupted before he could finish speaking.
"It's nothing, it's cleaner to live alone," the aunt waved her hand. After explaining some precautions, he hurriedly left, and did not give Lu Yuanshan a chance to speak.
"The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds and work their ......" Lu Yuanshan, who looked confused, comforted himself.
So in the past five years, Lu Yuanshan has read books in addition to endorsing. Others play games on the Internet all day long, so he stays in the library all day long, and spends his days with Watson Paplov Freud Font...... Mixed together, the so-called emperor lived up to his wishes, and he became a third-level psychological counselor in his sophomore year and a second-level psychological counselor in his senior year.
And recently, I have been practicing hypnotic skills hard, and I talk to my aunt in the commissary about life every day, just chatting and chatting with the aunt on the other side, my eyes will be blank, naturally Lu Yuanshan is a ghost. But he also knew that it was inconvenient for outsiders to know about this matter, so he resolutely gave up the commissary aunt, and took advantage of the moment of hypnosis between meals.
Today's Lu Yuanshan can be described as full of spirit, after all, with his age and qualifications, he could have achieved such results, but five years of hard work have made the impossible possible.
If you know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown.