002. Bitterness is more bitterness
"Xiaoqing, let me tell you, the profession of psychological counselor is very promising," Lu Yuanshan patiently explained to his sister.
"Can you make money?" Lu Xiaoqingtian said with a wink.
"Naturally, it's okay, it's just a little troublesome," Lu Yuanshan explained again. Seeing that my sister seemed to want to break the casserole and asked in the end, she lay down on the bed and quickly covered her head with the quilt and shouted, "Is it difficult for me to swear to you to believe it, I'm going to sleep, while playing"
"That's good, you swear," Lu Xiaoqing said and pulled the quilt to Lu Yuanshan's stomach and sat down.
"Ah~ah~~ Swear and swear," Lu Yuanshan said with his hands on his head, almost collapsing.
He raised his hands and said: "I swear, if I can't make a lot of money for my sister to spend in this business, let me thunder in the sky, and five thunders will hit the top ..............." After speaking, he didn't forget to touch Lu Xiaoqing's head.
At this moment, there was a sudden thunderstorm, and five lightning bolts the thickness of a baby's arm came suddenly, and just when the brother and sister thought they were going to die, five lightning bolts suddenly hovered above Lu Yuanshan's head.
The electric light kept spinning, and the frightened Lu Yuanshan brothers and sisters hugged each other tightly and shrunk in the quilt and shivered.
"Brother, I~ I'm afraid" Lu Xiaoqing grabbed his brother's clothes tightly and didn't dare to let go. The small body was protected by Lu Yuanshan in his arms.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here." Lu Yuanshan said calmly. Then I fainted!
The swirling electric light began to vibrate up and down, and as the frequency increased, an esoteric rune reverberated in the space, followed by the second, the .......... A quaint text faintly emerges from the void, and if you look closely, you can find that it is a "door" character
There was another loud bang, and an arc of thunder comparable to the thickness of a thigh slashed down through the roof, hitting the middle of the word "door", and the light generated in an instant sucked all the surrounding runes away. And the word "door" is completely realized,
The word "door" slowly became larger, and then the Lu Yuanshan brothers and sisters were included.
And then there was no more, for as the thunderbolt dissipated, the siblings and the bed were gone.
The whole bed and the brothers and sisters on the bed were pulled by an inexplicable force, walking through a passage full of thunder arcs, and meteorites kept flying over the quilt, such a terrifying scene Lu Yuanshan had no chance to see! This also became a big regret for him later.
Because of the reason that his body was rotating, Lu Yuanshan gradually woke up from his coma, feeling that his sister in his arms had been trembling, he pressed his right hand on his sister's back and vibrated at a special frequency, and after his sister quieted down, he said softly: "Xiaoqing, don't be afraid, don't say that this quilt is insulated, even if you really want to die, I will accompany you." ”
"But I'm just afraid, why don't I go through it, my brother ......," Lu Xiaoqing said strangely.
"If you're still scared later, then you can faint, so you don't feel it" Lu Yuanshan shook his hand, and said as a matter of course, without blushing.
A little of the mysterious energy was exhausted, and the "flying bed" began to descend and crash into the passage barrier, and there was no legendary "bed destruction", and it went straight through. It fell to the ground again.
"Brother, there's no movement." My sister said excitedly.
"Wait, what if there is still one, there is always lightning and then thunder," Lu Yuanshan flickered his sister, but he had already found through the quilt that they were no longer in the original dilapidated house.
It is surrounded by tall trees and weedy shrubs, and it looks like a primeval jungle. This frightened Lu Yuanshan, and it was dark outside, so it was better to wait for dawn to make plans, so there was a scene of fooling his sister.
Anyway, the brother and sister were too tired, and they fell asleep and died soon after. I didn't even notice the tiger that was close at hand.
When the sun was up, he woke up slowly, slowly lifted the quilt, looked around, and made sure that he was in the primeval forest.
"This won't be the Great Khing'an Mountains! The Amazon is too terrifying," Lu Yuanshan began to dance.
A huge pine cone fell from the sky and just smashed on Lu Yuanshan's forehead, and the bag that gradually bulged on his head brought Lu Yuanshan back to reality.
Seeing that my sister was sucking her fingers and drooling on the bed, I had to sigh that my sister was indeed optimistic. Or push her awake.
"Wake up, wake up, something is wrong, wake up" Lu Yuanshan snatched his finger back from his sister's mouth, and looked around while pushing his sister, waiting for his eyes to sweep the head of the bed, "Why do you think it's a tiger's head" Lu Yuanshan thought secretly, and then swept his eyes back.
"Nani, help...!" Lu Yuanshan exclaimed, seeing the tiger with its huge mouth open almost scared him silly.
"Ahh Ah.........h Dare to hurriedly throw himself into his brother's arms, trembling incessantly.
"It should be dead, and it won't move," Lu Yuanshan said with a sigh of relief, patting his sister's back with his hand.
Take a closer look, it turns out that when the bed fell, it happened to be pressed on the tiger's body, but the poor tiger was sleeping on Zhengxiang, but it was crushed to death!
"Brother, I'm so hungry," Xiaoqing said softly, sticking out her little tongue. Then there was a series of screams coming out of his stomach.
"Brother, it's not me!" Xiaoqing touches her little belly cutely.
"Ahem, I'm hungry too." Lu Yuanshan said embarrassedly.
At this time, Lu Yuanshan was counting his property, and found that he only had one sister, cough cough, a bed, a quilt and a pillow, his eyes glanced at the tiger corpse on the ground, and finally smiled a little.
"And a tiger skin, and a bunch of tiger meat." Xiaoqing blinked her big eyes and said sweetly.
"But how do we eat," Xiaoqing stuck out her little tongue, maybe it was Lu Yuanshan's continuous psychological hints, the little girl was much quieter than she imagined! Sitting on a plank also began to think.
"We can "make fire with bricks and wood" and roast and eat", Lu Yuanshan said happily: "But we have to find a vacant land first, otherwise as soon as the fire catches fire, we will be cooked."
"Get up, Xiaoqing, let's go find a place to eat," Lu Yuanshan said and stretched out his hand.
Lu Xiaoqing put his hand on his brother's hand and said innocently: "Won't we just pull out the grass around us?" ”
Lu Yuanshan was instantly stunned! After a long time, he said: "Qing'er is so smart! As he spoke, he prepared to move.
Just after Lu Yuanshan cleaned up the surroundings, the smart sister found another problem and asked, "Brother, the tiger's skin is so thick, how can we eat it!" ”
The best way is to start a fire directly on the tiger, and tear it with your hands, but in order to leave a tiger skin, you can only disembowel it first! If you don't have a tool, you have to create a tool.
Lu Yuanshan picked up two flat stones and handed them to his sister and said, "Xiaoqing, you come and grind these two stones more flat, and we will use them to cut meat later."
"Okay, what are you doing, brother?" Lu Xiaoqing asked
"I'll make a fire," Lu Yuanshan replied.
The simplest brick and wood fire will be introduced when we are in junior high school, and Lu Yuanshan is a graduate of a university who will naturally prepare a fire primer and make it like a bird's nest; Pick up another suitable stick; and a small plank, with a hole drilled and a groove in it; Add your hands and the materials are ready, and it doesn't take long for a fire to be built.
The next step is to disembowelment this hapless tiger!
Seeing his sister grinding the stone hard, Lu Yuanshan suddenly burst into a lewd laugh.
If you know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown.