Chapter 4 Be a different Jiaqing Emperor

Yu Fan rubbed his face vigorously, feeling a lot more fat than he usually touched, and when he touched the thorny mustache, Yu Fan sighed in his heart, no! Yu Fan, who had never grown a beard, thought of what kind of mid-life crisis this Jiaqing Emperor encountered to grow his beard like this!

After checking his beckoning cat face, Yu Fan took off the crown on his head and touched his smooth forehead.

"Uh・・・・・, this is the pig's tail head of the Qing Dynasty? After taking the crown off, it was really a chilly feeling, but it was indeed indescribably slippery! Huh, let's die, let's die, Jiaqing will be Jiaqing, although I'm thirty-six years old, but my mind is not old! "And the thirty-six-year-old Jiaqing Emperor's function should not have degraded", Yu Fan said that he grabbed two handfuls below, feeling that the size was okay! I can't help but cover my mouth and start yy.

"My harem beauties are three thousand, wahaha! ・・・”

"Hey, something is wrong, if I'm not mistaken, Jiaqing was killed by lightning in Chengde Summer Resort after being the emperor for twenty-five years! Killed by lightning?! When I first read history, I thought it was funny, but now I'm laughing at myself?! And, importantly, wouldn't I only have twenty-five years to live? Wow, God forbid me to be a short-lived ghost after I was reborn?! Yu Fan was shocked!

"No, it's the old Jiaqing who died, the old Jiaqing overindulged every day, had an unbalanced diet, and didn't have a reasonable sleep biological clock, although Ye Shi said that Jiaqing was killed by thunder, but it was probably rumored to cover up that Jiaqing died on a woman's belly, I, as the new Jiaqing Emperor, icancontrolmyself! Twenty-five years later, I will definitely not meet the four second-class goods of black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face! ”

"No, no, according to what I just said, now that I have become the new Jiaqing Emperor, if I want to be different from the old Jiaqing Emperor, then my words and deeds will not change history?!" According to the plot of the "LTWJ" movie I watched before, one of the guys who went back to the age of dinosaurs just stepped on a butterfly and turned all the people of the 21st century into beasts! I am now Emperor Jiaqing, so won't the 21st century, where I have lived for 20 years, be ruined?! What a sinner for the ages! It seems that I should live according to the history of Emperor Jiaqing, so that history should not be changed."

Yu Fan decided to remember what he had learned about Emperor Jiaqing, and he couldn't change history because of himself.

"It's still not right to think about it, from the moment I attached this Jiaqing Emperor, history has changed because of me, for example, if Emperor Jiaqing was discussing state affairs with his ministers just now, then my sudden ah-ah-ah has interrupted the original historical process, so that is to say, from the moment I came, history has been changed by me, and the twenty-first century is gone! I ruined the history of the 21st century without a trace?! ”

Thinking of the familiar faces of his teachers and classmates, thinking of the bustling land where he once lived, thinking of China under the leadership of Mao Da has not really risen in the world, thinking of the 10 billion people in the world who died at the moment of his rebirth, I feel worried, guilty, angry, helpless...

Yu Fan wanted to pull his hair and shout, but what he didn't expect was to touch his slippery front hemisphere...

"No, no, the civilization of the 21st century must still be there, according to the Big Bang, the meteorite destroying the dinosaurs, the butterfly effect, the parallel universe, the time line segment, the theory of God, the theory of reincarnation, where to multi-school, Taoism, Buddhism, and so on, the theory of research can be concluded that the time after the explosion of the cosmic point and the beginning of chaos is like a tree, and everyone's different choices for the same thing are equivalent to growing different branches on this world tree, and unless the entire time tree withers, Otherwise, the new shoots I have now will not affect the time branch that has grown into the 21st century at all, so there are countless and large branches of the time tree, and they will not affect each other! And now I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do, because I've been born again! Be the Emperor of Jiaqing! There are powerful and beautiful women, there are all kinds of countries! Don't worry about being lame! ”

"Hahahaha..."

Thinking of this, Yu Fan immediately smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, but in the midst of laughter, when he saw the crown in his hand, Yu Fan's smile slowly disappeared, and there was a hint of solemnity.

Because he remembered the history of China's ** depravity and bullying in the late Qing Dynasty! Remembering the first Opium War decades later from the accession of Emperor Jiaqing, after the war, the Qing Dynasty signed a total of nearly a thousand unequal treaties with the foreign powers!

I think that after that, Japan will provoke a war and invade Taiwan! The people of Taiwan have repelled the invading army, but the incompetent Qing government still compensated the Japanese military by 500,000 taels!

I remembered the Eight-Nation Alliance, the Russo-Japanese War, the 918 Incident, the 77 Incident, the full-scale invasion of China, the Nanjing Massacre...

"If you indulge in pleasure because you became the Jiaqing Emperor, then this humiliating history will happen again, then even if I don't change another branch of time, but I let the humiliation it suffered repeat in this time and space!"

"No, I want to be an emperor who is different from the Jiaqing I knew in the past! I'm going to change history! I want to overthrow the Qing government of **! I want to dominate the world! I'm going to hit Vegeta! ”

"Goo・Goo・Goo・Goo・"

"Uh, let's fill my stomach first, it seems that there is an imperial dining room now? Eat first and then think about how to do it," Yu Fan thought to himself.

"Uh, by the way, how do you go to this palace?!" Yu Fan, who had just become Emperor Jiaqing, was obviously still a road idiot.

"If you go alone, getting lost will make people question", after thinking for a while, Yu Fan stood up, straightened his waist, swallowed the dantian angrily, and roared

"Someone's coming!"

"Bang bang bang bang", dozens of big internal masters who rushed in immediately outside, swords and guns together, attack at any time!

"Protect the Emperor! Protect the Emperor! ”

"Uh・・・・・" Yu Fan was in a cold sweat, and it seemed that he shouldn't shout the words "coming" loudly!

"Don't panic, I'm just trying to test your reflexes, and now I see that your reactions are pretty good, and each person will be rewarded with five hundred taels of silver!" Alright, it's okay, you all stand down."

"Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live!" Everyone knelt down and thanked them and turned to leave.

Yu Fan didn't know how much five hundred taels of silver was, anyway, he would resolve the embarrassment first.

"The last guard, you stay!" Yu Fan stopped the last guard.

Yu Fan originally wanted the guard to draw a map of the palace so that he could follow the route to find a place, but when the guard turned around, Yu Fan was shocked!

"When I used to watch ancient film and television dramas on the Internet, I was thinking, those women pretending to be men can be seen in stupid disguises, why are the male protagonists so stupid? Now I am not one of those second-class goods in film and television dramas, the guard in front of me is obviously a standard Korean plastic surgery melon seed face! The smooth and thin skin of the face, the apricot eyes Akihito, the delicate and tall, delicate and noble little nose, although it is not a flaming red lip, but it is obvious that at a glance you know that the red lips with lipstick are still the jade neck that has no Adam's apple at all! This is obviously a woman! It seems that it is probably a prank by a certain princess in the palace, forget it, no one knows anyone anyway, and it is no good for me to debunk each other, so it is better not to expose it first" Yu Fan thought to himself.

"Wow!" The guard replied by turning and half-kneeling.

"From now on, you will be my personal guard, from today onwards, I tell you to go east, you can't go west, I tell you to write a, you can't write b, I tell you to go to India, you can't bring me curry, I want your body and mind to belong to me..."

"Pit, I said all the lines of the Korean drama smoothly..." After finishing speaking, Yu Fan suddenly felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and his heart was beating for a while.

"Chirp, twr, twr", the guard who was dressed as a man obviously didn't understand what Yu Fan said, but the last sentence scared him a lot! I thought that this Emperor Jiaqing had already discovered that she was a woman, and wanted to expose her on the spot!

Yu Fan settled down and continued: "Well, in short, you will follow me in the future!" Now come forward and let me take a good look at you."

"Wow!"

"What's your name?" Yu Fan asked

"Back to the emperor, my name is White Lotus, but you will soon forget about me, because I want your dog's life now!" After speaking, he took out the dagger in his sleeve and was about to stab Yu Fan.

“what!”

Yu Fan couldn't have imagined that this thing was actually here to assassinate himself! Hurriedly blocked the dagger with the crown in his hand.

"Wait, who are you, why did you assassinate me..."

"Let you be a clear ghost, I am the ・・・・・ of the White Lotus Sect"

"Whoa!"

Before the fake guard's White Lotus finished speaking, a fishing net fell from the sky!