Chapter 3 I actually became the Emperor of Jiaqing
After Yu Fan turned around and saw the bull head and horse face, he immediately felt that one head and two big were big, and listening to what they meant, he had become the object of hard work for both sides!
"I didn't expect that my Yufan was pitiful and no one loved me when I was alive, and after I died, I actually became a fragrant dumpling! Now I've been found by two departments of the same company! Yu Fan felt a little complacent.
"Niu Tou, what you said is a bit excessive, what do you mean that I rob your business, is this your jurisdiction, this Imperial Academy is a neutral area for the collection of dead souls, don't be mistaken! Besides, everything is on a first-come, first-served basis, you still have a little ghost to complete the monthly performance, and I'm still a dozen one, what's the matter! "Bai Wuchang obviously won't hand Yu Fan over to them.
"Hmph, in that case, don't blame us for being rude! If you want to blame it, blame Boss Yan for formulating that inhumane performance system! After saying that, the bull head raised the spirit flag pinned to his waist.
"Hmph, you think I'm afraid of you, just start fighting!" Black and white impermanence took out the mourning stick.
"Stop, stop, don't be angry, four big brothers, you should also ask me for the opinion of this party, after all, there is no happiness in reluctance, if you force me to do what I don't want to do, then I will die blindly, now like this, whoever of you gets my visa to heaven will go with whom, what do you say!" Yu Fan smiled and made a self-righteous suggestion to the four of them.
"Sign your sister's visa!"
After the two sides finished roaring, they sacrificed the mourning stick and the soul conjuring pan at the same time and threw it at Yu Fan!
"Wow, wow, wow! Ahh “
Yu Fan screamed again and again at this time, his face was hideous, and he was in great pain, and his whole soul felt like it was being torn apart!
Because at this time, the weeping mourning stick and the left and right sides of the soul of Yu Fan were pulled by half of Yu Fan's soul, but at this time, no one on either side could take advantage, which was bitter for Yu Fan, and the soul would be torn apart and reunited after a while. "I'm really beeping a dog! Why the weak don't have the right to choose! Why did I, Yu Fan, suffer this inhumane torture after my heroic sacrifice! tellmewhy! ineversaygoodbye! I don't want to be bullied! I'm going to be reincarnated as a little Shota!····"
Yu Fan's roar startled the black and white impermanence and the bull-headed horse face in the confrontation, and both sides stopped tearing at Yu Fan's soul at the same time.
"What the hell are we doing to this little ghost!"
"As veteran ghosts, how can we bully the little ghosts who have just joined the gang!"
At this moment, both sides felt extremely guilty, thinking that they were all poor wage earners oppressed by the boss King Yama, they were all in the wind and rain for 365 days a year, without five insurances and one housing fund, overtime was not paid, transportation expenses were not reimbursed, and they often carried the Jade Emperor on their backs to swallow their year-end bonuses!
The more the two sides think about it, the more they think about it, the more heartache they feel, the more they think about it, the more they look at each other, and they all produce a kind of blazing emotion that is despised and hated each other, and the heaven and earth collapse! At this moment, they suddenly rushed to each other and hugged each other tightly, howling and crying!
"Fuck the monthly performance! For the sake of this month's performance, we have forgotten our original appearance, and we have forgotten to do our duty, we are not worthy of being soul guides at all..."
A "tearing" sound.
Before the black and white impermanence and the bull head and horse face were finished, a crack passage appeared in front of Yu Fan that was just enough to accommodate a person
"Ahh
The crack channel generated a gravitational force that pulled Yu Fan's soul into it!
"Whew", the crack passage disappeared after engulfing Yu Fan.
"Uh, I said, did you see where this little ghost went?" Black Impermanence asked.
"It was as if I had seen a crack in space, and I said, how is this crack similar to the 75,000,000,000 in the sixth line of the fifth article of the seventh chapter of the ten forbidden acts taught to us by the king of Yama, which combines modernism and postmodern thought, as if it is called the Defiance of Space Reversal Time Rift Channel!" The bull head thought for a moment and said.
"Huh? Defying space to reverse the time rift channel?! If you're not mistaken, it seems that our mourning sticks and spiritualists have a chemical reaction at the same time, and the black synthesis produces this rift effect of space and time! Wow! Puppet wolf grandmother! It's a big game this time! Not to mention the monthly performance this time, it is still unknown whether this job can be kept!
I have an eighty-year-old lady to support, three imps waiting to be fed to buy milk powder, and I also go through my wallet, check my trouser pockets, pour my briefcase, and exploit my yellow-faced woman all the time! If she really lost her job, wouldn't she print out a divorce agreement right away?! Ma Mian suddenly felt a shower of snow fall in front of him.
"Alas, it's worse than the June Flying Frost!"
"Huh? No, what crack?! Yes, I didn't see it, did you see it, we just came over to say hello, is there anything going on here? The horse winked at the three of them.
"Well, we are looking back thousands of times in the previous life, in exchange for passing by in this life, we just met randomly on the way, so let's talk about the old next time, goodbye!"
After speaking, the two sides hugged each other quite tacitly, and after that, they disappeared with a "sigh"...
"Ahh
Poor Yu Fan, at this time, is like a small leaf in the wind, flipping up and down, rolling left and right, and his soul is torn by 10,000 points more painful than being pulled by the mourning stick and the conjuring stick just now!
It's been a long time...
"Ahh
"What are you yelling about! How can you be allowed to make a loud noise in the Qianqing Palace! Yan Yan, your behavior is not what an emperor who is admired by thousands of people should have! Go back and reflect on yourself, and find me in the imperial study tonight! Retreat! After speaking, the person in front of him brushed his sleeves away.
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
"Huh?!" "Qianqing Palace?!" "Yan Yan?!" "Hooray?!"
"This... This... What's going on? "Hengdian studio?" "Director?"
"Your Majesty, your behavior just now really puzzled the old minister? I don't know if Your Majesty is not in good health, if so, I hope Your Majesty will summon the imperial doctor in time..." In front of him, a man in his forties wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform said to Yu Fan.
"Wait, you call me Your Majesty?" Yu Fan's brain couldn't turn around, even on the set, it had already "clicked" just now.
"May I ask who you are?" Yu Fan asked the old actor in front of him who hadn't changed his clothes yet.
"Back to Your Majesty, Lao Chen and Shen, why did Your Majesty make this joke and say that he didn't know Lao Chen?" , The person in front of him answered Yu Fan's question with a smile.
"He Shen, do you think you are Wang Gang?! Then I'm still Zhang Guoli! ”
"Wang Gang? Oh, this person Lao Chen doesn't know, I don't know why His Majesty suddenly mentioned this person, Your Majesty, Lao Chen still has something to discuss with the Emperor, so he will leave", after speaking, he bent down and turned around and left.
Yu Fan was stunned at this time, looked at his body, looked around, wow, the dragon robe handiwork on his body is really first-class, this dragon head is really lifelike! The hat on my head is so heavy!
Looking around at the "set", there was no one at this time, Yu Fan stretched out boredly, and sat on the dragon chair next to him.
"Wait?! , am I not dead?! How can I still see people alive! And called Your Majesty?! "
"Could it be?! Looking for Qin?! Palace lock bead curtain?! Shocking step by step?! Am I reborn through time? ”
Yu Fan hurriedly covered his mouth to prevent himself from yelling.
"Wait, Yan Yan, isn't this the name of Emperor Jiaqing? Could it be that I actually became the Emperor of Jiaqing! “
Yu Fan was a history trainee teacher during his lifetime, so he knew the names of the emperors of various dynasties well.
Ten minutes later, Yu Fan gradually accepted this bloody crossing and continued to sit on the dragon chair.
"It seems that it was that crack that brought me here, but I didn't expect that I was sucked into the space-time tunnel in a daze, and now I have traveled to the Qing Dynasty and attached to this Jiaqing Emperor, in other words, this dragon chair, sitting up really makes people feel like they want to be emperors!" "Wait, Yanyan?! Didn't he become the emperor at the age of thirty-six, so did I change from a twenty-year-old boy to a middle-aged uncle... no····! ”