0010 Fate to sleep with Gan Xingba and meet to sleep together
If you put aside other traversers and meet a fierce general like Gan Ning, you will have to receive it under your command.
This is a super fierce man who later did the deeds of a hundred horsemen stepping on Cao Ying!
But your grandfather is so real, if you don't want to see it, you don't want to see it!
first scared away your disloyal little brother Ip Man, and then without saying a word, he called the little brother to drown your grandfather, and then Gan Jing interceded, and threw the dog into the cabin like a dog, and finally threw it into the river if he didn't agree with him.
Some people want to say that big things don't care about small things. But here in MC Youye, Miss can not care, and the subsection must be careful! Because it is your ability and luck to succeed in big things, and whether you keep the small things is your bottom line and pride!
Who is you? The executive will be the master of the boss! Although it is not like the real You Heng to be a god who turns the world upside down, it will not be enough to make people laugh and sell well when they are stepped on under their feet.
Of course, when the death is in the moment, laughter can also be paid and sold.
But isn't there still a little sister Gan Jinggan, who is not life-threatening.
Therefore, your grandfather shook Gan Ning's snot bubbles with a song of exploding rivers and lakes, and asked him to use the snot bubbles as a mirror to look at his low-looking dog's eyes, and then he was ready to brush his clothes to hide his merit and fame, leaving a legend of a brother in the rivers and lakes.
It's a pity that the sky refuses to have mercy on the talent, and you actually jumped off the board! Hell knows how that board shook so much. You didn't notice that most of the Jinfan brothers were jumping on the spot and singing.
Fortunately, a song was not sung in vain, and the Jinfan people basically circled the fans, counting the cold days of the ninth winter, and without saying a word, they went down to more than forty times, and carried your grandfather on the boat. But at this moment, even the frost is choking, and your grandfather is already faint......
Warm and melted golden silk carbon, sweet and fragrant ambergris, soft Shu brocade quilt, smooth and small physique......
Hey! Suddenly you were startled when you woke up from a coma, and hurriedly touched it...... Fortunately, such a long leg hair must be my own - seeing that the river water froze me, my legs shrank and my chest came, and the faint foot smell was mixed with the incense lit indoors, and the smell was very strange.
Exhale a long breath, scared my dad to death, and thought he was fascinated by someone. The chastity that has been kept in the 21st century when there is a lot of friends, if it is lost 2,000 years ago, it is a desire to cry without tears.
"Brother Zhengping woke up?" Suddenly, a voice sounded, and you were suddenly shocked when you followed the prestige: I saw that at the other end of the quilt he was covering, a human head suddenly came out, and the man smiled like a mouse that stole peanuts and a bear that stole honey and was as proud and obscene, but this obscenity could not hide his handsome and good appearance - just like Teacher Guanxi was still very handsome when he laughed intoxicated and lewd. You take a closer look, what are you doing?
Your grandfather's surprise is not trivial, as soon as he reached out and lifted the quilt, he couldn't help but exclaim again, this Gan Ning's underwear is simply spicy! He stripped naked and wore only a pair of pink shorts.
But pink is pink, you can wear one for your master. You hurriedly pulled the quilt again.
Between the lightning and flint, Gan Ning glanced slightly, and there was already a trace of imperceptible envy in his eyes: "Brother Zhengping's capital is amazing, he is worthy of being a man, no wonder he is so bold with one mouth!" While gossiping this, he jumped out of bed, dangling his tendons and flesh unscrupulously, and slowly putting on his clothes: today it was purple pants, pink tops, and bright green stacks in front of the window.
"It's not Gan Ning, why are you in my bed?" You sat on the bed around the quilt, looking at Gan Ning's bronze with a little envy, compared to Gan Ning, he felt that he was as white as a piece of soap, and he was completely unmanly.
Thinking of the soap, he couldn't help but clamp the sphincter, which was elastic and not sore, so he was relieved.
"What's so strange about that? Gan was born with strong firepower, and every time a brother set in the winter sunset, Gan held his body and rubbed it repeatedly to ward off the cold. Gan Ning replied with a look that you rarely see and how weird.
"Anti! Complex! Rub! Caress! Your slender ten fingers pinched the quilt tightly: "You still rub it repeatedly?" ”
You can't be so disgusting if you're handsome, labor and management are not girls, buy your skin's account, and besides, your grandfather's skin is not worse than yours, at least there is no scar on your face.
Anyway, Gan Ning has a long scar at the corner of his eye, and it stands to reason that it should be broken, but on his face, hey, how can I say it? I can't say whether it's good or not, anyway, the big ladies must see their faces red and their hearts beat.
Your grandfather is staring at Gan Ning so murderously!
Something terrible happened.
Gan Ning's bronzed face turned red. It's actually red! Blushing what?
You can't wait to shout and ask him, what are you doing? Don't you know that your blushing like this will make the atmosphere very strange and embarrassing?
Gan Ning waved his hand and acted indifferently: "It's all gentlemen, isn't it for your good to help you rub it?" This winter's river water, if the cold is not driven, it will fall into the root of the disease, do you know? ”
Why are you talking so slurred? Why is the confidence so weak? What do you mean by looking around and not daring to look at me?
Your grandfather was about to question further, and the person got dressed and pulled the door and went out: "The second brother has made hen porridge, which can best drive away the cold, you can drink two more bowls later, don't disappoint my second child." ”
Come back and tell me clearly!
You were furious and began to look for clothes, but your clothes were gone, which was expected. Clothes don't dry so quickly in winter.
The clothes folded in front of the bed should be Gan Ning's, which is also expected, after all, these brothers from Ba County are generally not tall, and Gan Ning is about the same height as himself on this boat
But Gan Ning, do you dare to have a few clothes that normal people can accept?
You picked up these red pants, green jackets, and blue shirts, only to feel like crying without tears, and actually put a few colored feathers very intimately, which is the kind that Gan Ning put on his head...... You shitty visual kei!
Forget it, you comfort yourself, it's not a big deal for a repper to be different.
A quarter of an hour later, a batch of red and green grandfathers appeared in the main cabin, and Gan Ning was sitting there drinking porridge.
The second master, Gan Jing, was also there, and when she saw your grandfather come out, she stood up with a sigh, her face turned red, and the red was completely inexplicable, and the person disappeared as soon as she turned her head.
You looked yourself up and down, there is no such thing as not pulling the crotch of the pants in the Han Dynasty, why is she doing? Could it be that this Gan Ning is still a hidden master of clothing matching? I wore the outfit he prepared for me, and it was so handsome that women couldn't look at it directly?
Your grandfather is secretly happy in his heart, if this is the case, it seems that it is not completely unacceptable to dress like a parrot.
Gan Ning seemed to be very dissatisfied with the little sister's shy appearance, snorted heavily, and crooked her mouth towards a bowl of porridge that seemed to have just been served: "Sit down and drink porridge, my little sister can boil it with her own hands, you have to drink at least five bowls to be worthy of her, drink one less bowl, and throw it down the river to feed the fish!" ”
You looked at Gan Ning in disbelief, his attitude was even worse than when they met! It is said that there is a creature in the world that turns his face when he gets out of bed and is called a scumbag, it turns out that you are such a scumbag!
You probably still don't know what kind of temperament we MCs are, right?
You kicked the window open with a high leg lift, and the cold river breeze suddenly blew in, and you stood in the window facing the wind, sneering: "Come on, labor and management are trying to go down to cool down, please send me off." ”
Gan Ning slapped the table, and his eyes were red: "Hehe, you want to be bad for yourself when others feel sorry for you, right?" My sister's health is not good, I covered you for a long time to save your dog's life, I tell you, what do she want to have three long and two short, I ...... "pop, two soybean-sized tears fell into the bowl, this famous general brother of the Three Kingdoms actually shed tears!
"Wait!" Your grandfather was dumbfounded: "What are you talking about?" Didn't you rub it hot for me? ”
Gan Ning suddenly woke up to the fact that he seemed to have missed something, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and he didn't bother to go back to make up for it, and pointed at your grandfather: "You are not my brother, I will rub a fart for you!" I asked them to dry you and wrap it in the quilt, and I went back to singing. When I came back, I found my sister, my sister ......"
"Anyway, you have the surname you for me, if you lose my sister Gan Ning, labor and management will throw you down the river to feed the fish!"
You Heng sneered, sat on the edge of the bed, and pouted out the window, meaning that you came to throw it.
Gan Ning was furious, stopped drinking the porridge, and slammed the door and walked out of the cabin.
When You Heng saw him go out, he slowly closed the window, walked to the table, sat down, picked up the bowl of porridge prepared for himself, was silent for a long time, and suddenly smiled, spoonful by spoonful, and ate it very sweetly.
After eating a bowl, another bowl, and after eating for a long time, he got up with difficulty, leaned against the wall, and shouted out of the cabin: "Take me to see the second master." ”
In the empty cabin, five large bowls were stacked on top of each other, and each bowl was as clean as a dog's lick.