"You are a turtle who teaches labor and management?" Gan Ning's two eyebrows suddenly raised: "Leave you to feed the fish in the river!" As he spoke, he pushed the window.

"Big brother don't!" The second master, Gan Jing, immediately jumped up and hugged Gan Ning's arm.

"Hahahahahahaha You immediately burst out laughing.

This trick is the only way for ancient strategists and lobbyists to settle down, one has a worry about his life, and he laughs first without saying a word, under normal circumstances, the curiosity of the other party is more serious than that of a girl, listening to you laugh like this when you are dying, you always have to stop and ask what you are laughing at, and then you can use a three-inch tongue to say that he turned his anger into joy and even bowed his head.

Gan Ning kicked open the window, raised his arms and threw your grandfather out of the window: "Labor and management make you laugh!" ”

"it!" You are shocked, this guy actually doesn't play cards according to common sense! Fortunately, the young man reacted quickly, stretched out his arms, and buckled the window frame without falling.

"Brother, what are you doing!" Gan Jing's tears fell, "Mr. Mi is not wrong, you want to kill people like this?" Okay, then you can just kill me. Saying this, the second master glanced at him, and jumped out of the window.

She's really jumping!

Even Gan Ning didn't reflect it, she went out of the window, and under the window, there was the rolling river.

Your grandfather was also surprised, this girl is so strong? It's worthy of growing out of a water thief. Instinctively, he stretched out his hand and hugged Gan Jing into his arms, only to feel that the woman's body was affectionate and soft, and she hugged her in her arms, as if it was a ball of fragrant cotton, and it was estimated that she weighed no more than forty kilograms at most, and she had to count the fur fur.

The weight of forty kilograms is definitely quite light for a woman, but for your little-trained body, it can be regarded as an unbearable weight.

He used to have enough trouble hanging the window with two hands, but now that he has added eighty pounds, there is only one hand left, where can he still hold on? But after a few seconds, there was a scream, and when I got out of my hand, I was about to fall.

But with such a slowdown, how could Gan Ning still not react? As soon as the long arm stretched out, he grabbed your arm, and when he lifted it up, he grabbed the collar with his other hand, and with a shout of both arms, he dragged both your grandfather and Gan Jing up.

Both of them were shocked, and when they looked at Gan Ning, their eyes were red, and they pointed to their sister and said: "When my father and mother died, let me take care of you, but you have this disease, and my brother can't understand how much Langzhong has found!" For this, my brother is ashamed of my father and mother, and everything is up to you on weekdays. But now, if you don't agree with each other, you will die, just for the sake of liars! Girls are outgoing, isn't that too outgoing? If you have three long and two short, how will your brother go to see your father and mother in Jiuquan in the future? ”

Gan Jing saw that Gan Ning, an iron man, was in tears, and immediately understood that she had done it herself. couldn't help feeling guilty in his heart, and cried: "Who doesn't know that you are not easy? If it weren't for you, why would I be in a hurry to find you? But I finally found Mr. You, and you threw people out of the window if you didn't agree with you, but didn't I kill him? Then I have to pay for his life, what else can I do? ”

Gan Ning jumped to his feet and said: "He is a fake, a liar!" ”

You watched coldly, and probably came back to the taste in your heart, thinking that you must do it at this moment.

Shoved Gan Ning: "You are fake!" I've said it all, it's just a stopgap measure! Now Sun Jian and his gang are shouting to kill me every day, will I be careless? You're not done yet. ”

He turned his head to Gan Jing and said, "Gangu Niang, according to this, you want to see me for the sake of Brother Ling's idiot!" ”

Gan Jing said angrily: "Don't scold my brother." Then he remembered that Gan Ning acted recklessly and almost ruined his plan, and gritted his teeth angrily: "First, the little girl admires Mr. and is talented, and second, it is indeed for my eldest brother's business, and I want to ask Mr. to fulfill it." ”

Gan Ning was pushed hard by your grandfather, and he was annoyed, but his sister jumped into the river just now and made him feel palpitations, and he didn't dare to attack, and at this moment he said strangely: "Your eldest brother is across the Yangtze River, who doesn't respect me?" What can I do for his powerless goods? ”

You sneered: "What do you think your sister is?" Isn't your sister notorious for your brocade thief? If I'm not mistaken, your sister sees that Tu Hu Taishou has a good name, and wants to get one for you. Can't see this? Sure enough, it's a fool! ”

"You!" Gan Ning was so angry that a colorful bird feather on his head trembled: "It's really funny, I have a bad reputation, you can give me a good one?" ”

You sneered, ignored him, reached out to unbutton it, untied the fur fur and threw it on the ground, took off the bundle of hair and tied the sleeves, strode out of the cabin, stood on the bow deck, and shouted: "Drum! ”

The little brothers on the boat all looked at Gan Ning, and Gan Ning didn't know what he was going to do, so he didn't dare to turn his face in front of the girl, so he nodded. His own little brother lifted the war drums on the second deck.

You took the drumstick, and suddenly raised his head and said to Gan Jing: "Gangu Niang, if you remember correctly, you and Brother Ling are both from Ba County, right?" ”

Gan Ning put a cloak on Gan Jing and said proudly: "Huh? So you've heard of a certain family's fame? ”

Gan Jing nodded and said, "What Mr. said is very true, the little girl and the elder brother are both from Linjiang in Ba County. ”

Ba County during the Three Kingdoms period was later near Chongqing.

Before, you heard Gan Ning's accent a little familiar, and then remembered that his origin seemed to be mentioned in the romance, so I asked this question.

You smiled slightly, remembering a legendary Raeepr from Chongqing and a famous rapper group in Changsha, who performed a hip-hop song that he once loved so much! At this moment, I am on the Yangtze River, the snow is flying overhead, and the river is rolling under my feet, and this brocade thief is from Ba County, which is really no more suitable.

"Knock knock ......" A string of drums sounded like thunder, and you said loudly: "Gangu Niang, you gave you this song, called "Jinfan Order", also known as "River-Lake-Flow"! ”

The drums slowed down, and you sang loudly:

"Thousands of miles of rivers are at my disposal,

Raise the sails and sing a song!

The sky is high and the earth is wide, and I can walk freely,

Love, hate, sorrow, joy and sorrow are in the middle of the waves.

Thousands of miles of rivers are at my disposal,

Raise the sails and sing a song,

The sky is high and the earth is wide, and I can walk freely,

I'll just follow the Yangtze River......"

Wow...... As if a thunderbolt passed by, Gan Ning and Gan Jing and even the eight hundred brothers of the Jinfan thief, everyone only felt a layer of numbness on their scalps, and the hairs on their bodies rose in an instant. What especially surprised them was that the accent of your grandfather's singing clearly had the unique tone of Bajun, such as the word "song", which sounded "pot", which was very kind in the ears.

Looking at the stunned expressions of the audience, you grinned slightly, the drum beat in your hand suddenly accelerated, and a series of cannonball-like rap exploded out of your mouth:

"From beginning to end, it is a gathering of brilliant colors,

From the sky to the water, the ringtone is our intersection,

With 800 heroes, go to the Central Plains to gather,

Give this Qiankun a good look, and sweep away thousands of armies!

The waste is moaning without disease, and the old men are full of hideousness,

Brothers' martial arts can really work, and hundreds of schools of thought contend,

From undefeated, from Bajun to now,

The big scale divides the silver,

Therefore, the banner of this brocade sail has become more distinct so far!

Life is not only mine, in order to be able to live together,

I'd rather fight to the point of obsession, than torture with guilt,

So I never hide from the enemy's knives and guns,

Death squirted his face with blood, and this victory was destined to be mine,

Standing here, we will never give up, so we propose:

All experiences and hearts must never be forgotten,

The brocade sail that rolls up the mighty wind reminds you,

Express your talents, dominate the world, and don't be polite to the wicked!

Look at the sky above you gazing at yourself,

To create miracles in the absurd world,

Let the rushing river water melt into memory,

As long as we work together, we will be righteous together!

Gold will not buy my brother,

Difficulties he can't take away my courage,

The blizzard is like a tribute to me,

To fly our brocade sails and roll up love! ”

In a slight section, the scene exploded like thunder, and the flying snow in the sky was pushed away by the earth-shattering sound. Every word of your grandfather has exploded into the depths of the hearts of this group of brocade thieves! Some of them are a little more sensitive, and their eyes are moist. Gan Ning had an unhappy quarrel with him before, and he didn't want to applaud with the crowd at the moment, but as the big leader of the Jinfan thief, the impact he felt was originally the strongest, and at this moment, his tightly closed lips trembled slightly, and his two hands twisted his thighs like chicken paws, and the sky-blue brocade pants were crushed to pieces, and the leg hair was puffed out.

"Thousands of miles of rivers are at my disposal,

Raise the sails and I'll sing a song.

The sky is high and the earth is wide, and I can walk freely,

Love, hate, sorrow, joy and sorrow are in the middle of the waves.

Thousands of miles of rivers are at my disposal,

Raise the sails and sing a song,

The sky is high and the earth is wide, and I can walk freely,

I'll follow the Yangtze River! ”

When the melody of the chorus is sung again, you will beat the beat with one drumstick and the other drumstick above your head, swaying with the beat. The thieves immediately learned, everyone drew their swords in their hands, beat the boat gang to the beat, and pressed the other hand on their heads, and sang loudly in their mouths.

YOUR GRANDFATHER SUDDENLY PLAYED A STRING OF DRUM FLOWERS, AND THE SCENE WAS QUIET, AND YOUR GRANDFATHER'S FLOW EXPLODED AGAIN:

"Showing his strength on both sides of the river has long been famous,

But how to make a decision on the spot,

Mixed in the Yangtze River area, we should be proud of it,

The Jinfan faction in the rivers and lakes makes the pride sell gold and copper,

When opportunities and dangers await, all night long,

To calm down and let the thunder not move, calmly calculate,

all want to benefit from it, but they are also inevitably angry,

But 800 old brothers are still here!

No matter how many times I fell, I did it all over again,

True heroes will not be buried by sudden waves,

Sigh slightly for the beauty who has loved and missed,

How can the amorous and uninhibited children of the rivers and lakes be swept away!

Don't rush for quick success, otherwise all the previous efforts will be wasted,

You can't just leave it to chance!

Say thank you with sweat,

in order to comfort those obsessions,

Not only for the future of the cause,

Also for everything that sticks to it! ”

When the drum stopped, you condensed slightly, and read a passage in a pure Chongqing accent:

"The rivers and lakes are far away, and the moon is dark and the wind is high,

There is no end to the sea of suffering, and I only seek to realize this way.

The mountains and rivers of the world, the sun and the moon can be seen from the truth,

Look at the brocade sail covering the sky, the chivalrous man is boundless! ”

When he read the last sentence, you deliberately suppressed your voice a little hoarse, and it really sounded extremely domineering! "Look at the brocade sails covering the sky, the chivalrous man is boundless!" Eleven words hit the city hammer like a city hammer knocked open the door of Gan Ning's heart, Gan Ning could no longer suppress the passion in his heart that urgently needed to be vented, the big snot bubbles were blown out, his face was red as if he wanted to drip blood, and he applauded desperately: "Mr. Mi is talented, Mr. You is talented, this Jinfan Order is a hundred times better than the Tiger Slaughter Order!" ”

Where can he still hear his voice at this moment? The men of each ship jumped up to the flagship, raised their hands high, and cheered and gathered around Youye. You handed the drumsticks to the original drummer, led him to the previous rhythm, and led the men to sing the chorus again.

I took the opportunity to get out of the crowd, walked up to Miss Gan Jing and gave a salute, and said, "Gangu Niang, this song of yours is to repay you for the leap before." There is also your physical problem, but unfortunately you don't know how to heal, but if you can find a doctor named Hua Tuo, there may be a cure. ”

Without waiting for Gan Jing to answer, your grandfather showed a reserved and warm smile, a mouthful of white teeth was more dazzling than the sun, and his eyes were even more radiant, which pierced the little girl's brain for a sudden chaos.

You arched your hands, jumped on the dangling plank on the shore, and was about to leave.

Poof!

"It's terrible, brothers save people, Mr. You fell into the water!"

"Huh?" Puff, puff, puff......