Nothing to say for a day. The next night, Xiaojuan and her family stayed to look after the house, and the rest of us went to Mingyue Teahouse.

The shopkeeper of Mingyue Teahouse shirked in every possible way, he was afraid of offending Bian Taishou. Whether we were tempted by interests or verbally intimidated, he did not agree to me performing on stage.

The result was that the old fox brought the shopkeeper of Mingyue Teahouse to a room, and the two talked about life and ideals 'openly and honestly'.

After coming out, the shopkeeper was full of smiles, and it was obvious that the old fox's ideals made him very useful. He promised to let me perform on stage.

We looked at each other, not knowing what the old fox had done. The monkey asked, but the old fox just wouldn't say.

"Old fellow, what trick did you use to get the shopkeeper to agree?" I was full of curiosity.

The old fox beckoned at me, and I reached out. He mysteriously lay in my ear, lest others hear: "If I don't tell you, I will suffocate you king pickpocket."

After saying that, the old fox walked away, leaving me messy in the wind.

The monkeys surrounded them.

"Hey, what did the deflated calf tell you?"

"Say, what does the old fox do?"

"Say it, say it."

Me: "He said that he wanted to be a concubine for the shopkeeper, and the old fox liked the shopkeeper, and they had one leg."

Now it's the monkeys who mess with them.

We sat around the so-called dressing room, which was actually a stage before the stage.

I don't want to wear makeup, monkeys they have to not listen. They held me down and smeared my face with the same ghost.

I struggled: "Your uncle, I don't want to touch like a ghost."

Such protests have been largely ineffective.

"Haha, calm down. It's a dedication to art. ”

"It's thia. I know no, the more you feel like a ghost, the more Taishou won't recognize you. ”

"Wu Dalang, your uncle. What the hell is your accent, if you don't 'thum', you'll die. "I struggled, so I had to find another topic to arouse public outrage and make them fight.

"What do you say, you have to know that this is not my tongue, it is my mantra."

"I'll tell you butcher, can you stop moving, you can see it's all spent." Ximenqing touched my face with all kinds of paints that the hell knows what it was.

Me: "It's okay if you don't move, you ask Wu Dalang to stop saying this 'thi' again."

"Deflated calf Wu Dalang, don't fix this 'thirt', I have goosebumps."

"Play yes, play yes. Brother Lang, I don't like to listen to your 'thirt'. ”

"The hammer calls you Dalang." I grabbed the handle.

"It's called thia, the names are all given by you, and I'm used to thia."

Wu Dalang didn't know why, Ju acquiesced to the hammer and called him Brother Dalang. Perhaps, as he said, we have become accustomed to the nicknames of each of us.

"And say 'thiff'!" I struggled.

"I'll tell you Dalang, don't say your 'thir' anymore." Ximen Qing is full of paint.

So Wu Dalang had no choice but to nod: "I know, I just don't say it...... Thia. ”

"I can't stand it, diaphragm thing." The monkey muttered as he walked out. I don't know if it's because Wu Dalang couldn't hold back this 'thia' after all, or if it's my vexatiousness.

"What are you arguing about, people are coming?" Ye Xianxian poked his head out from the outside.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming."

"Let's go, let's go. Let's go out and have a look. ”

They immediately threw me out and got out, and I finally realized that they didn't care about me, I was just a plaything for their curiosity.

"Taishou-sama has arrived!"

Mingyue Teahouse immediately became busy. The shopkeeper's shopkeepers wiped their chairs and moved stools.

"Greet the arrival of Lord Taishou!" Monkey sound.

"Welcome to the small shop, Lord Taishou is blessed with longevity and health!"

I could tell it was Mao.

"I wish the three husbands of Taishou a longer life than Nanshan, and blessings like the East China Sea. I wish Lord Taishou and the third lady love each other and grow old together! ”

It was the old fox's shout, and his voice was loud and unusually loud.

I understand, the old fox, they pretend to be the subordinates of the Mingyue Teahouse. They just wanted to give Taishou a big pomp and circumstance.

It was in this way that the old fox persuaded the shopkeeper.

"Shopkeeper Xiao, you have surprised the old man very much." A shrill and slow voice came.

It turned out that the shopkeeper's surname was Xiao, and he only heard the shopkeeper Xiao smile: "Lord Taishou, this is a small gift prepared by the shop, and the third lady will smile and accept it."

"Yo, is it for me? Thank you very much. "The voice is kitsch, this must be the third lady.

The stage was lit up with lights, which were set up to celebrate the birthday of the third lady, and it came from the old fox.

As usual, the table was full of all kinds of refreshments, and as usual, some rap jugglers took the stage.

I was the last to come out. As the finale, the premise is that these artists need to warm up. After the atmosphere was set up, it was my turn to appear.

I was bored waiting backstage, and the artists were still babbling and dancing and performing.

"Shopkeeper Xiao, what's going on tonight." The voice is slow, and the tone is gloomy. Probably Taishou is also tired of watching these same performances every day.

"This ......"

"Welcome to our new shop, Little Bunny, to perform on stage!" The old fox shouted.

You're a little rabbit, and your whole family is a rabbit. I cursed in my heart.

So I took the stage. My face was red, black, and white, and the ghosts I touched were similar. There was a lot of discussion in the audience, they had never seen such a strange dress.

Sure enough, the Taishou was also attracted by my strange outfit, and he looked at me curiously.

I was a little nervous and had the shyness of being on stage for the first time.

"Good!" The old fox took the lead and applauded.

Ye Xianxian and the others applauded, and the monkeys cheered. The audience was also enthusiastic, and they applauded.

Maverick, funny and ugly. This is probably the impression of artists in this era. So people immediately accepted my outfit.

My nervousness gradually disappeared and was replaced by a mischievous mentality.

Anyway, the old fox has explained, and I can do it as hard as I can, as long as I can attract the attention of the Taishou.

Actually, I don't need to die anymore, Taishou has already attracted him to me.

I had an eggplant in my hand and used it as a microphone.

I danced like a god in their eyes, and then exclaimed, "Your daddy has a big belly, hey, hey, hey!" Your mother is next door, and there is an old fox living next door. Congratulations, congratulations, ......congratulations,

Taishou poured a cup of tea into his mouth while watching me, and as soon as my 'heavenly sound' came out, he squirted out.

Everything is out of control, the monkeys are smiling and covering their stomachs, the leaves and branches are trembling and leaning back and forth, even the old fox is smiling cheaply, he doesn't care about my sentence 'There is an old fox living next door.' He knew that I was scolding him in a different way.

There was a buzz from the crowd, and they whispered, where did a madman come from.

I sang, danced, and rolled. I'm screaming, I'm venting. I couldn't tell if I was screaming or catharsis.

"Bang!" Taishou flipped the table.

It was quiet, and fear began to creep in. No one could make Tai Shou so angry, even his third lady was terrified.

The huge Mingyue Teahouse can hear a needle falling underground.

The shopkeeper was already trembling with fear, and he obviously didn't expect me to die like this.