"What are you doing, kissing each other?" The monkey has a lewd expression.

"Hey, hey, hey...", I doubled my obscenity. Give him a non-confession, no denial.

So the monkey was happy, and he joined me in the fun. After the music, he sighed, probably thinking about his big orchid.

"Did the old fox come up with something?" I asked.

"Well, let you go singing." The monkey went into the bed without taking off his clothes.

"What?"

"Let you sing." The monkey repeated.

"What are you singing?"

"The old guy said that the night after tomorrow you will go to the Mingyue Teahouse to sing on stage to attract the attention of Taishou." The monkey said impatiently.

"You're big..." I raised my voice because of excitement, so I had to lower my voice: "Your uncle, who came up with a bad idea." You guys, why don't you go on stage and sing? ”

I'm very angry about why I was asked to sing on stage like a monkey. This is not a celebrity concert, this era drama is a ninth-rate profession, and I don't want to be played as a monkey.

In fact, the main thing is that I was born with a broken gong voice, and the five tones are incomplete. I believe that my singing voice can sing the dead out of the grave.

"Who else, old and immortal. He said that you look crooked and cracked, and you are suitable for playing a harlequin. Just let you go up and sing, as long as you attract the attention of Taishou, the rest will not matter to you. "The monkey turned around to sleep.

I kicked it over, and the monkey lifted the quilt and sat up and glared at me: "You, what are you doing?" Lao Tzu is sleepy, sleep! ”

Me: "Roll the calf, I look crooked and cracked." What about you, which of you is not outrageous. Why did you let me go up and sing, I didn't go. ”

"Don't lose your temper at me, the old fox told you to sing, you go to him. Don't talk to me, you calf, I want to sleep. "The monkey has fallen again, and this thing is deadly.

I don't pay any attention to him, I really don't care about the monkeys. Settle accounts with the old fox tomorrow.

……

"Bang! Bang! Bang! "I banged on the door.

"Who, don't let people sleep early in the morning." The sound of the old fox yawning came from inside.

I know this thing is deliberate, he wakes up earlier than the chickens and sleeps later than the dogs. This point has long been up, and he is pretending.

The door opened, and the old fox looked at me in surprise but not surprised.

The surprise was faked by him, and he knew I was going to come for him.

The old fox was not interested in my indignant face, and he turned his head: "Hammer, you have washed your clothes this month."

Hammer let out an unwilling "oh", and Hammer and the old fox were in the same room.

I temporarily forgot the reason for looking for the old fox because of this sentence: "What, what clothes to wash?"

"This guy made a bet with me, and I said you'd come knock on the door this morning. Lost the laundry for a month. The old fox said unashamedly.

I looked at the unwilling hammer, and I was happy: "Bet with the old thing? Hammer, you're alright. ”

"What's the matter, what's the matter." The hammer hung its head.

Dare to bet with this old immortal, that's looking for loss, even I don't dare.

"Come on, come on, come in and sit." The old fox greeted warmly.

"It's not the hammer that wants to bet with you, it's you who wants to bet with the hammer." I spoke to the old fox, but he was much thicker than I was.

"Uh-huh. I said, how was my daughter doing last night? ”

How could anyone ask so directly, especially his own daughter. The old fox has not played according to the routine.

I also gave a perfunctory "uh-huh" twice, I wasn't as cheeky as him, and I didn't want him to see my embarrassment.

"You have to take the initiative in this matter. You're going to have a big surprise, and I promise you'll thank me. "The old fox preached me.

I nodded with deep understanding, this old guy can make you feel like a spring breeze when he comforts people.

"So Xiao Tu, I see that you are not bad, so I chose you as my son-in-law. You hurry back and see if you're up. If it's okay today, you can ask her out to play for a while, girls like to play. ”

The old fox poured me out as he spoke.

When I got to the door, I suddenly remembered why I had come looking for the old fox.

"Your uncle, I said how you smeared your mouth with honey, and you almost got into it. You say, why did you let me sing? "I almost forgot the purpose of this trip.

This old king grilled eggs, and he almost got into it.

The old fox was not ashamed of his failure: "We have to take the initiative, I told you that we have to take the initiative."

"I'm not talking about Ye Xianxian, I'm talking about why I want to sing on stage tomorrow night."

"I'm talking about singing, what do you think I'm talking about." The old fox looked innocent.

"Your uncle, take the initiative to sing a fart."

"Gotcha, gotcha. Is there any old man who can allow you to call your uncle your uncle. My uncle, that's also your grandfather. ”

You'd better save your worries when you fight with the old fox, I'll be defeated.

I hung my head and said, "Then you say, tell me the reason and I'll sing." If you don't like to find anyone, you can find someone. ”

"Okay," the old fox comforted, "Bian Taishou, according to my research on him for more than a month. Including the evaluation of him by the people of Eagle City County, this person is not simple. In other words, I'm not sure I'll be able to get him to listen to us. ”

The person who can make the old fox value is definitely not simple. Even Cao Cao didn't pay attention to him, but he was so careful about this Bian Taishou him. I waited for him to continue.

"So we had to surprise him to notice us, and the more we went out of line, the more he could get his attention. You speak like a donkey, and singing is no better. So we're going to choose you. ”

Every time I quarrel with the old fox, I can't take any advantage, and I'm angry.

This time it's the same, I, "You speak like a donkey."

"Good, good, I bark like a donkey, I bark like a donkey. You just go up and sing the wolf howl tomorrow night, and I'll take care of the rest. Okay, right? "The old fox wants to send me away, but he is too lazy to talk nonsense with me.

I had no choice but to accept his order, and tomorrow night I would go and sing.

"Don't forget, tear away your death-scared broken gong and roar." The old fox did not forget to advise.

The terrible thing is that I have accepted this yin damage from him, and I have lost the ability to argue: "Got it."

The old fox closed the door satisfied: "Hammer, take this dress and wash it for Lao Tzu......"

I left the old fox's room in a huff. When I came, I had a lot of reasons not to sing, but the old fox accepted and approved of the stage in a few words.

This is the old fox, who always convinces us to do what we want to do.

I saw Slim at the door, and she looked at me and smiled. She already knew from someone else that I was going to sing on stage tomorrow night.

"Brother Ming, come on. Watch out for you. Ye Xian Xian's face was playful.

I hung my head and gave her a smiling grimace: "Thank you, I'll try."

When I entered the door, I met Ah Mao.

Mao: "Hehe, the butcher is going to hold a solo concert tomorrow night?"

"Uh-huh, Mao. Go to the show tomorrow night, tickets are 20% off. ”