Thirty-three days outside the sky, there are immortals outside the nine clouds. Immortals are originally made by mortals, but I am afraid that mortals are not strong-hearted.

My name is Xue Xiantu, I am 27 years old, unmarried, and an IT white-collar worker.

He looks dignified and has divine facial features. No smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no nightclubs, no bars. The quintessential 21st century good man.

But at present, I am in the midst of 101 breakups, and the reason seems to be very simple, that is, I am busy with work and have no time to fall in love.

I was born into a wealthy family, and my parents were both businessmen. They were so busy with work all day that they didn't remember having a son, Cunzài.

I grew up with my grandparents, and I had an older brother on top of me. But they're all busy making money, and they haven't seen each other for a long time. So I'm lonely, spending my days with the computer.

I have a lot of strength and a lot of food, and I have to eat seven or eight steamed buns and two or three catties of rice for one meal. If there is a roast chicken, a goose, a roast duck or something, it doesn't matter if you eat one or two more.

Actually, I didn't belong to this era, but I came here by coincidence. After coming here, I realized that this era is also very good, and I can just sit there and type on the computer every day. The rest of the time is good, and no one cares about doing anything.

This leisurely life is all thanks to the Tai Bai Xing. Originally, I was a martial artist who was high in the sky, responsible for the safety of the heavenly court, and in modern terms, I was a heavenly security guard or policeman.

But in the last few thousand years, the sky has been too peaceful, and I am bored and have to fight with the gods every day to kill time. The Jade Emperor saw that I was fighting with this immortal all day long with nothing to do, and competing with that immortal, so he asked me to go to the mortal world to make meritorious deeds. He also said that I had to complete the merits of the Ten Directions before I could return to the immortal position.

But you said that it was a coincidence or not, but let Tai Bai Xing arrange for me to go down to earth. That day, I was idle and released the roaring dog of the Erlang God, but I didn't expect to bite this old fairy.

I hurriedly found Bian Que Hua Tuo to treat him, and personally took the Howling Sky Dog to apologize to him. But he insisted on me to pay for mental damages, and for fright. The cost of our heaven is not our current money, we are all the elixir of compensation, peach and the like.

But I don't usually like to keep that thing, every time the Jade Emperor rewards a few elixirs, I gobble them up before I get out of Nantianmen. The only thing I still have some stock in my hand now is the peach at the Queen Mother's peach banquet last year. But the peach blooms once in 9,000 years, bears fruit in 9,000 years, and matures in another 9,000 years. I didn't want to pay him, so he's still messing with me until now.

But no matter what, the Jade Emperor handed over my affairs to him to arrange, and I have to stutter.

Although the immortals have to go through the six reincarnations when they go down to earth, after all, I am ordered to go down to earth, so that will naturally be exempted.

The gods and goddesses go down to the black hole outside the Milky Way, where there is a parallel world, which is what modern people call a wormhole, which can take you into the world you want to go to. Don't underestimate the dark thing that looks like it's not slippery, there's another paradise out there.

Full of worry, I took out the peach that I was reluctant to eat, and wanted to take a bite and give it to Lao Bai, but I was afraid that he would misunderstand me even more.

He swallowed hard and handed it to him with his eyes closed. Looking at his smiling face, I think this misunderstanding should be resolved.

Watching him gobble up my fairy peaches, I really wanted to eat dog meat. Whoever lets it whistling dog idle and has nothing to bite people, and I have to compensate for biting people.

When he hiccuped and asked which dynasty I wanted to go to, I burst into tears of joy.

Seriously, thousands of years in Heavenly Court have almost suffocated me to death. finally went down to earth by order, no matter what, you have to get an emperor to be fooled, and at worst, you have to be a prince.

I thought like this, and then told him: "Brother Bai, see if you can let me vote for the Han Dynasty, I heard that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is amazing." I also want to make contributions as soon as possible, and come back early to accompany your brother, you say yes! ”

Na Taibai pinched his fingers and said to me: "No, although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is a generation of heroes, he is brave and strategic. But you only have the courage of a horseman, but you have no resourcefulness. If you can't get Wei Qing and Huo Qu so sick, you will be tortured to death. It's not good, it's not good," he shook his head.

I was willing to give up that, and then said: "Then let me go to the Qin Dynasty, then Qin Shi Huang can unify the six countries and pacify the world." Taibai pinched his fingers again and calculated, and said: "It is true that Qin Shi Huang unified the six countries, but he is brutal by nature and only has the courage of a reckless man. And although you are reckless, you are kind by nature, and if you are sent back, it will be difficult for the six countries to be unified. No, no. He shook his head.

"Then where should I go, it seems that it is not easy for other dynasties to make achievements." I said to Taibai.

"That's it, I'll send you to Liu Bei of the Three Kingdoms. I heard that there is a clever Zhuge Liang there, and when the time comes, let him assist you in your achievements. Taibai said.

"No, no, I won't go to that troubled world. Although Liu Bei was assisted by Zhuge Liang, he fought for a lifetime, and finally let his uncompetitive son be defeated. I also got an idiom of 'I don't think about it' circulating, so I don't go to the useless work. I said dissatisfied.

Taibai then said: "Then you go to the Ming Dynasty, there is a wise and brave Liu Bowen waiting for you, who can help you make contributions and return to the throne as soon as possible." ”

After hearing this, I was still dissatisfied and said, "You won't let me be Zhu Yuanzhang!" Let's not talk about how many sins he suffered as a beggar when he was young, how many battles he fought and how much he suffered when he was middle-aged, and in his old age, you asked me to send a white-haired man to a black-haired man. I said Brother Bai, my fairy peach is all for you to eat, you can't be so sorry for me! ”

When Taibai heard about Xiantao's incident, he immediately said politely: "Then I'll send you to the Sui Dynasty, you go to open a canal, and it can be regarded as a meritorious achievement." And wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to live in a gentle country?"

"I said you old white, how can you be an immortal. Although I am usually unruly, I also have a godhead. If you let me hook up with those mortal women every day, I will be ashamed of you. No, it's absolutely not going to work! I said a little angrily.

Taibai glanced at me who was angry, and then said comfortingly: "I said Xiao Wu, you can't do this, you can't do that, I can't send you to modern times." ”

"Modern?" I asked curiously.

Taibai explained: "Yes, Hyundai. In that dynasty, you can not only enjoy the pleasures of the world, but also make achievements. As long as you go down and learn the computer well, then you can make a contribution, how easy. ”

"Computer?" I asked, still a little curious.

Seeing that I was so curious, Taibai explained: "This computer, it's quite troublesome to explain, anyway, you will understand when you go down." ”

Forget it, I'll trust him. The peaches have all been eaten by him, and he will not harm me. I happily thought of going to the world, and my heart was beautiful.

Following the parallel world in the black hole, I came to the 21st century. Reincarnated in the family of a businessman surnamed Xue, I wanted to be loved in the world, but I didn't expect them to be busy with business and didn't have time to pay attention to me. It seems that this is my life, I can't help it.

I don't care about that, anyway, the great mountains and rivers will come a long way.

But I've been here for 27 years, and I'm no less proficient in computer science than Bill Gates in the United States. I just realized that I had been fooled.

Learning these is at most a bit useful as a hacker, but I, a god in the upper realm, can't do that kind of thing.

I plan to give Taibai a dream in two days and ask him to reincarnate for me. Otherwise, I will play the Jade Emperor, saying that he deceived me, a little immortal who has never seen the world, and he can't afford to eat this lawsuit.

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