I gave Taibai a dream several times, but he ignored me. I'm so angry, I can't help it, so I have to use a killer move.

On the twenty-third day of the lunar month of Xiao Nian, I wrote a letter of indictment and asked the Lord of the Stove to bring it to heaven and present it to the Jade Emperor. Seeing that he is too white, he will not beg me to go back to heaven to reincarnate again, and he will have to make him spend some blood when the time comes.

Sure enough, this indictment letter was seen by the Jade Emperor before the Chinese New Year's Eve, or the efficiency of the Heavenly Court was fast.

I fell asleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala that day, and in my dream, Tai Bai Xing smiled and asked me to go back and reincarnate. How can I explain so well, this time I have to ask him to get me an emperor or a prince to be a good person.

This time, Taibai is really good at talking, and he promises to do anything. But I'm really reluctant to leave this modern age where I've lived for 27 years. But it matters to become an immortal, it's not okay to always mess with mortals.

I said I would leave, and I promised to see you at Nantianmen in three days. I have to give an explanation to my family, I can't be raised by others for so many years, I will disappear from this world completely without saying anything.

I thought about giving them a gift or something to repay the kindness of nurturing. But give me money, they seem to be quite rich, and I still spend their money.

Give it away, my mana has been sealed by the Jade Emperor in Heavenly Court again. He is a mortal at all, and finding a job is still a relationship between them and others.

After thinking about it, I finally remembered that it was time to give something.

Didn't Taibai have a gourd hanging from his waist? It must be Jindan inside. But this god is very stingy, and he will definitely not agree to give him a clear request.

I had no choice but to steal, although it was insulting.

I read all the martial arts cheats of Jin Daxia, and I didn't find any practical stealing skills. Finally, when I played the game, I found that the flying dragon cloud probe hand used by Sedum was more practical, and a martial arts genius like me studied it in a few days.

Taibai gave me a stick of incense when he left, saying that he could burn incense to find him if he had something, and don't sue the emperor again. I think the Jade Emperor must have punished him heavily last time, otherwise he wouldn't have been kind enough to give me that incense.

He set up an altar, burned incense, prayed, and in a short time came to me. See the roast chicken, roast duck, and old wine on the table. Without asking him what was going on, he devoured it.

Seeing that he was full of food and drink, I accidentally touched him when I was dizzy. He is on the rise, how can he pay attention to me. But the gourd on his waist was stolen by me, no, it was borrowed, or it would insult my godhead.

Taibai wiped the oil and water on the corner of his mouth, and said politely: "What's the matter, Xiao Wu, are you going to go with me today?" It's a lot of fun in modern times, don't play for a few days and then go back. I'll tell you the truth, but in ancient times, I suffered a lot! You stupid boy, my brother helped you, and you actually sued my brother. ”

It is estimated that Taibai was a little drunk, and chanted the poem again: "You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, and it flows to the sea and never returns."

You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk.

Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.

I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone.

Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink.

Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop.

Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me.

The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time.

The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name.

In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years.

What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman.

Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. "When you finish reading, you will take off into the air.

I quickly grabbed his clothes. Eat and drink me, why don't you do something for me before you leave, I thought to myself.

Taibai saw me dragging his clothes, and said with a little drunken smile: "Why don't I send you back to the Tang Dynasty, it is prosperous and prosperous, singing and dancing."

When he talked about the Tang Dynasty, I suddenly remembered the great poet Li Bai. Could it be that he is Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty, I was about to ask. He covered my mouth with a shout and said, "Don't divulge it."

Forget it, it doesn't matter if he is Li Bai or not, anyway, I don't want to go to his dynasty. Think about the Tang Dynasty, fat is beautiful, I went back, it was not a typical ugly monster, and when the time came, I had to work hard to hype myself like Sister Feng, or I would not make much contribution.

But he seemed to see through my mind and said: "You are the most suitable person to go to the early years of the Tang Dynasty." At that time, there will be an opportunity to make meritorious contributions and be rewarded, and I am afraid that I will not be able to return to Heaven as soon as possible. ”

When I heard him say this, I thought it was a good idea. I immediately decided to be reincarnated in the Tang Dynasty in three days, but it seemed that the conditions there were quite difficult.

I took out another bottle of 100-year-old Shaoxing wine and handed it to Taibai, and he smiled happily when he saw the wine. Of course, this wine was not let him drink for nothing. You have never heard of a saying called: "Eat other people's soft mouth, take other people's hands short." ”

After three rounds of drinking, I saw that he was dizzy from drinking. I hurriedly said, "Brother Bai, see if you can stop letting me bear the pain of reincarnation." How about taking my soul directly to ancient times, how simple it is to find the possession of a prince and a nobleman. "Seriously, I'm really worried that the level of medical care in ancient times is not good, and when the time comes, if I can't be born because of dystocia, won't I have to ask him again?

Taibai was really drunk, and he sat there and said okay no matter what I said. Well, didn't you say that I had the courage to be resourceful? Let me show you the results of my twenty-seven years of human travel. As he spoke, he took out a blank piece of paper and wrote: "This time, Wuqu Xingjun was ordered to go down to earth, and there is no need to go through reincarnation." Choose a short-lived king and grandson nobleman, and possess it. Certifier: Tai Platinum Star. Then he brought the ink and signed and pressed the handprint.

Now in black and white, he can't rely on the debt when he wants to. Looking at Taibai, who was unconscious, I had no choice but to let the door god send him back to Heaven.

We have to hurry up and prepare, and there are only two days left. Since there was not enough in ancient times, I had to bring some supplies with me. The first thing that comes to mind is toilet paper, yes, toilet paper. I don't think about the Tang Dynasty using a stick or a wooden branch to wipe the poop, think about how pampered I have been over the years.

Hurry up and go shopping and buy an oversized suitcase first. Then I bought some daily necessities, such as toothpaste, toothbrushes, razors, and a lot of other things, which are estimated to be enough for a year or two, and then I got used to what was being said there.

Then I thought that the medical level of the Tang Dynasty was limited, so I went to the pharmacy to buy cold medicine, band-aids, and bought some stomach and digestion tablets. Stomach Digesting Tablets can be said to be the most important, if I become a nobleman of the king and grandson, wouldn't I have big fish and meat every day, and I can't do it without a good appetite.

Then I bought a laptop and prepared to go back and download a few more stand-alone games, so that I could kill time when I was bored, which was better than listening to books and watching plays in the Tang Dynasty. But when you turn around and think about it, didn't the Tang Dynasty have no electricity? But it seems that today's laptops don't have solar batteries. You can buy a few more batteries, but no, it will run out sooner or later.

I struggled like this for a while and finally came up with a good idea, the mobile phone now has a solar cell, why don't I buy a mobile phone with a solar cell and bring it back to the Tang Dynasty. Buy it when you say it, no matter how expensive it is. Anyway, it's the last time to shop in the 21st century, so enjoy shopping.

I pulled a whole cart of big bags and small bags, and when I got home, I realized a strict problem. What's the problem, it's that I can't fit these things in my suitcase. The toilet paper alone is all over the place, but I can't bring a few rolls of toilet paper, what if I run out.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally decided to take two volumes back to the Tang Dynasty, one volume for myself to save some use, and the other volume for the people of that dynasty to study. I quickly went online to find the toilet paper manufacturing process and downloaded it to my super-large phone memory card. Then I downloaded the manufacturing methods of those daily necessities that were not available in ancient times to my mobile phone.

Not only are the daily necessities gone, but if you can't study one or two, the livelihood problem will be solved. Maybe I will still be rich in the Tang Dynasty, and then donate the money to the emperor to build the city tower, wouldn't it be considered a meritorious achievement. Thinking of this, I laughed heartily.