Chapter 56: Be Reserved When Bragging B
Ma was suspicious of the three "superpowers" that were endless, and felt that he seemed to be unable to complete the important tasks assigned by Lord Yan Jun, and it was difficult to say them in person, so he used his "heart" to discuss with Niu Tou. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The "secret talk" between the two ghosts and my words, and the endless as air, makes the endless life of the protagonist very unhappy.
I couldn't stop thinking: Hey, what are you doing? Whispering behind my back? When I don't exist? Sister,It's very necessary for me to brush up on my presence!
He stretched out his hand and swung vigorously on the horizontal line where the eyes of the two ghosts met, attracting the attention of the two ghosts, and said, "Two big brothers, why don't I avoid it first?" ā
The bull head came back to his senses and asked, "Avoidance?" What to avoid? ā
He stretched out two fingers, gestured his eyes, and said, "I'm worried that my aura is too big, which affects the signal of your brothers' eyebrows." ā
"......" Niu Tou was speechless, and when he saw the endless evil smile, he understood, and said in his heart: Hey~ Little rabbit cub, what about coughing with me? If I don't give you some color, you don't even know that Erlang God has three eyes!
Two puffs of white smoke came out of his bull's nose, and he stretched out his hooves and tapped them lightly on the ground.
Before he could blink, his legs sank into the ground with the movement of his tapping.
was constantly panicked, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother Niu, brother is just joking, don't take it seriously." ā
The bull head shook his hooves in front of him with a smile: "Or, let's make a deeper joke?" ā
He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, it's deep enough, it's deep enough... Brother Niu spared his brother. ā
The bull head "hummed" and tapped the ground again, freeing his legs.
"Brother Niu, this is a superpower? Or is it a spell? "Endless adoration, eyes shining, exactly the same as the look of a little fan when he sees an idol.
The bull head behaved very coldly and said, "Is there a difference? It's just that you understand it from a different perspective. ā
He was very nymphomaniac, very excited, and very intoxicated, as if he had heard the most beautiful voice in the world: "Brother Niu's words, so deep!" ā
At this time, he also remembered his own ability, so he asked, "So, what type of superpower is this, little brother?" Isn't it amazing? ā
The bull head said: "You are this, it can be regarded as a premonition, xenocommunication and spatial ability, as for the power~"
Keep his eyes open, expecting a "shocking" answer from his mouth.
Niu Tou thought for a while and said: "There is no strength or weakness in ability, it depends on how to use it." Brother, you are 'extremely smart', the power of this ability is naturally unlimited! ā
He also spoke very philosophical and in-depth to show his realm. But in his opinion, the subtext of his sentence is 'you are not very capable'.
He let out a soft "oh" and looked a little disappointed.
Seeing that his reaction was not very positive, Niu Tou thought: This kid has a high spirit, don't feel that he is not capable, and he is disheartened. No, I'll have to give him some chicken blood, otherwise the rest will be difficult.
"Brother Luo, is it true that what I just said is too profound, and you haven't understood the mystery?"
"What's the mystery? Don't you just say that ability is dead, people are alive, and as long as you are good at using it, you can be invincible in the world? ā
"That's right! So what are you disappointed about? ā
Pointing to his bald head, he said, "Nonsense! Would you like to turn you into a bald monk and sarcastically mock you for being 'extremely smart'? ā
The bull head was stunned, not knowing how to answer for a while.
Ma Mian looked at the head of the cow and reproached with a "voice from the heart": I said Brother Niu, as the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people, it's too unauthentic for you to say that.
The old cow stared at each other and responded: Hey? Wipe your ass and get me shit! If you say that again, I can go back to the underworld, and you can complete the task assigned by Lord Yan Jun yourself!
When the old horse heard that Niu Tou was angry, he hurriedly changed his face and begged: Brother Niu is angry, Brother Niu is angry! Where did the little brother do such a big thing?
The bull head said: It can't be done, you are still hanging like this!
Ma Mian smiled: Brother Niu is angry, after the matter is completed, please drink!
The bull's face softened: That's pretty much it.
Seeing them playing the trick of 'eyebrow flirtation' again, I knew that these two ghosts were whispering behind their backs, and said unhappily: "What? What can't be said in the open? The three of you form a group, the two of you chat privately, and you will prevent me from being alone! Interesting? ā
"Don't get me wrong, brother, our brothers have discussed your superpowers, which involve some underworld secrets, so... Right... You know, hey, hey, hey. The bull head casually made up a nonsense.
"Yo, huh? Did the discussion come to an end? He asked in a strange way.
"The result is... Brother's ability is limitless! The bull head had no choice but to continue to make it up.
"Oh, huh? Tell me, then, how is it limitless? He sneered in his heart: Hmph, look at how you make it up.
"That's... Brother, I won't go into detail about this ability to communicate with different species, let's talk about this spatial ability. Niu Tou tried his best to bring the topic to the field he was familiar with: "Brother Luo, do you understand what this spatial ability is?" ā
He kept saying: "The teacher hasn't taught me, where do I know where to go!" ā
The bull head was happy in his heart, and thought to himself: Okay, you don't understand, then it's easy to say, and he asked, "Can you make things nothing?" ā
He replied, "Yes, I have turned a man into a eunuch today." ā
The bull head nodded: "Well, this is the spatial ability!" Actually, things don't disappear, but are temporarily transferred by you to another dimension, a space that only you can use. Seeing the confusion on his face, he explained in a way that was easy to understand: "It's like storing it in your personal safe, and when you need it, you can get it back." ā
Endless surprise: "Can you still take it out?" ā
The bull head said, "Of course, if you can put it in, you can take it out." The safe is not Pixiu! ā
I was also interested, and I thought: According to what he said, I am equivalent to a mobile safe! How convenient it is to store it so easily! I don't know how many things can be put in this safe? He asked Niu Tou: "Brother Niu, how big can my safe be?" ā
Niu Tou pondered for a moment and said: "This is really hard to say, it depends on personal ability." In general, it's no problem to put three or five people; If you have better capabilities, you can put two or three aircraft carriers. He sat up straight, straightened his clothes, and said, "At our level, conservative estimates, how can we fit one or two earths." ā
"One or two Earths! It's a conservative estimate! "Endlessly, he was thundered by the words of the bull head, and his heart said: You are not reserved to brag! He thought so in his heart, and the expression on his face was revealed.
"Don't believe me?" The bull head asked.
"Don't believe it!" Non-stop talking.
"It's true!" The horse face defended the bull's head.
"You say yes! Let's stop tidying up the earth, you have the ability, you have the moon gone! ā
Before the words fell, the bull turned his face away, looked at the night sky through the gap in the door panel, stretched out two cow hooves and patted it, "pop", and the whole world fell into darkness.