Chapter 55: Catch the ducks on the shelves
The bull-headed horse looked at each other, and his expression was extremely embarrassed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He looked at the constipated expressions of the two people and asked, "Can't you say?" Still don't know? ”
Niu Tou hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth: "Brother Luo, let me tell you the truth, a person's merits and demerits are recorded in the book of life and death, and the content recorded in the book of life and death is encrypted, and only Judge Cui can see it." You also know that this old Cui Tou is notoriously iron-faced and selfless, as long as the person who harmed you has not lived a long life, it is impossible for us to see any information about him, so..."
He said, "So, as long as the man doesn't die, you don't know who he is?" ”
The bull head nodded, indicating that he was indeed helpless.
He kept trying to ask again, "Is there any other way?" ”
The bull head shook his head to indicate that there was nothing he could do.
Bu Xiu's heart was gloomy, but Ma Mian hesitated for a moment and said, "There is a way to try it." ”
After hearing this, he immediately asked, "Brother Ma, do you have a way?" ”
Ma Mian hesitated, and stopped talking, as if he was not sure.
The bull head poked him: "You should come out and see!" ”
He also said: "Brother Ma, no matter whether it can be done or not, but there is a glimmer of opportunity, and I have to let my brother die to understand." ”
Ma Mian said: "The book of life and death, in addition to Judge Cui can view it, there is also one who can apply for access. ”
The bull head asked, "You mean the inspector?" ”
Ma Mian nodded.
He had never heard of such a number one person in the underworld, so he asked: "Who is the inspector?" ”
Ma Mian explained: "There are a total of four judges in the underworld, in addition to Judge Cui, who is in charge of the book of life and death, there are also three subordinates: rewarding the good, punishing the evil, and inspecting. The inspector and judge are in charge of the trial, and he is upright and jealous, and all the rewards and punishments of the ghost must be completed according to his trial report. And this judge has one of the biggest fetishes, maybe he can take advantage of...
The bull head woke up like a dream: "Could it be..."
Ma Mian nodded: "Yes!"
Constantly watching the two of them sing and harmonize, he was anxious, and said in his heart: What about you two playing dumb riddles? I just said it. He asked, "What kind of fetish is it?" Do you like money or sex? ”
Ma Mian shook his head and said to him: "This inspector and judge, how to say it, he is not greedy for money and lustful, honest and selfless, and has no weaknesses, but he is a 'case solving addict', belonging to severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, as long as it is a case, no matter how big or small, it must be investigated clearly... Just..."
Niu Tou saw that he was stumbling for a long time, and he couldn't say that he was on time, so he was anxious, and said: "As long as you tell him Brother Luo's grievances, he will definitely look at the book of life and death in order to find out the case, and when the time comes..."
Ma Mian was robbed of his lines by the bull's head, and he was worried that the credit would be taken by him again, so he hurriedly interjected: "When the time comes, he will naturally find out the murderer, and we will be able to figure out from him who framed Brother Luo!" ”
Seeing what they said conclusively, he knew that this matter was reliable, but he didn't know much about the organizational structure of the underworld, and he hadn't heard of this person, so he inevitably had doubts in his heart, so he asked tentatively: "I have also entered the underworld, why haven't I been interrogated by the inspector and judge?" I'm a simple man, don't fool me! ”
Seeing his suspicions, Ma Mian rolled his eyes: "It's not you yet!" Spend money everywhere and shake your wit, the little ghosts have collected your money, so naturally they can't take you through the lobby of the inspector! Otherwise, do you think you can escape that bowl of Meng Po soup? ”
Only then did I understand the reason, and I had mixed feelings in my heart. He didn't know whether to be happy or regretful, but at this point, it was better to think of a solution than to regret it.
He was very worried about the bribery incident being exposed, not because he was worried about himself, but because he was afraid of implicating those who helped, so he asked: "Then tell him now, the bribery will not be exposed, right?" In case it brings trouble to the two eldest brothers and Granny Meng, the brother would rather die in vain! ”
The bull head and horse face were touched by his righteous act.
The bull head slapped his chest and said, "Don't worry, brother, with our brothers here, you will definitely die clearly!" ”
Ma Mian also said proudly: "Little meaning, this matter is on us, and we promise to satisfy our brother." ”
Constantly happy, holding the hooves of the bull head and horse face, he was grateful: "Two big brothers, brothers are grateful!" ”
With endless tears in their eyes, the two ghosts said very quickly: "They are all their own brothers, they should be, they should be." ”
The matter of revenge has been settled, and he has returned to his previous appearance of giggling and not doing right, and he said to Niu Tou Ma Mian: "Those two big brothers, what are you looking for me today?" During the day, I didn't listen to your explanations. ”
Niu Tou said: "That's the case, during the day, our brothers are in a hurry to go on business. ”
Interrupted: "It's going to the happy bar of Chenghuang's daughter...."
Niu Tou was told the truth by him, and his face was embarrassed: "Ah, yes, I am in a hurry to deal with some interpersonal relationships." Therefore, I didn't have time to elaborate with you. ”
Bu Xiu looked at Ma Mian very unpleasantly: "Then you don't need to kick me, right?" ”
Ma Mian said: "It's not that you're stalking......"
The bull head hurriedly stopped the old horse and said to Bu Xiu: "At that time, I was not worried that my brother's yang energy would be dissipated and there would be no hope of rebirth." Ponies are also a stopgap measure... Even if the lower hooves are slightly heavier, it is also an unintentional mistake. ”
He pretended to be generous and said, "Let's get done, then let's get down to business." ”
Niu Tou sat up straight and said in a very serious tone: "The next content may subvert your cognition, refresh your three views, change your life, and break your brain, so I hope you can accept it as much as possible." ”
Seeing this, he also became serious: "Brother Niu, don't worry, I have always had a big brain." ”
Niu Tou nodded and said, "But before that, I have to confirm a few things with you." ”
He kept asking, "What's the matter?" ”
Ma Mian said: "After you were reincarnated in the Yuan Dynasty, did anything strange happen? ”
He patted his thigh endlessly: "Yes! I can see you! ”
Seeing that he was making such a big move, Ma Mian said this, and said, "See what fuss we are about!" ”
He looked incredulous: "Isn't it strange to see the hell?" ”
“.…..” Ma Mian was powerless to refute, and said in a different way: "Except for this!" Anything else? For example, what makes you different from others? ”
After thinking about it, he said very seriously: "I am more handsome than everyone else!" ”
Ma Mian gritted his teeth: "It's not appearance, it's ability!" ”
Bu Xiu's face turned red, and he said shyly: "The little monk is still a virgin in this world..."
The horse face roared: "I'm talking about special abilities!" Humans don't have the ability! It's not a snapping ability! Can your mind be pure! ”
He plucked out his ears endlessly: "Pure is pure, why are you yelling so loudly..."
He struggled to recall, "So... I can change some things, occasionally have a premonition that something will happen, and then I can communicate with animals. ”
Ma looked at him with a dark face, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Ma, don't get me wrong, I'm talking about animals, not you..."
The bull head asked, "That's all?" ”
"That's all." ”
Ma Mian glanced at Niu Tou with a little disappointment, and complained in his heart: Brother Niu, these three abilities are there! The lethality is limited! Let him catch the deranged, will he be able to do it?
Niu Tou gave a look back and responded with a heart: What can I do if it doesn't work? Yan Jun has already made an order, he can't give up halfway! Besides, you think that spatial ability is an ornament! We are ten yin handsome, who is not reincarnated seventy or eighty times before getting mixed up! Enough for the average deranged!
Ma Mian sighed, and said in his heart: This is to catch ducks on the shelves, hey... Let's hope he doesn't run into something great.
The bull head replied in a heartfelt voice: It shouldn't be so coincidental...