"What do you mean?" I grabbed the corner of Ye Xianxian's clothes and poked my head out.

"In other words, we can't specifically locate the historical time we have traveled, and we can only travel back to the past, which can only be random." Leaves fall autumn road.

"Then it's your fault, why did you show it off to me just now? I don't know how this thing would have broken if it weren't for you. "After my parents died, I lived in an orphanage as a child, and I learned that if someone is angry with you, you can divert their anger.

Sure enough, those people looked at Ye Luoqiu, but they didn't dare to do anything to Ye Luoqiu. Besides, I'm not wrong about what I said, how could I drop this old guy if he didn't take it out.

Ye Luoqiu is desperately trying to save a little face: "Although it is impossible to locate through time. But the energy of the time machine is limited, and it will not exceed the 3,000-year historical period. I just want to explain to this kid what the second world is, who knows if he doesn't change his life and will fall and step on it. ”

I miscalculated, Ye Luoqiu, this old fox. He's doubly good at diverting anger, and now the guys are turning their anger on me again.

At this time, it is useless to admit mistakes or quibble, what should be done is to quickly change the topic.

So I said again, "What the hell is this second world?"

Ye Luoqiu is also well versed in the truth of changing the topic to calm the anger of the public, after all, he is also responsible for the time machine breaking. So he hurriedly said: "The first world and the second world were originally together, or there is no first world and no second world at all. Once the Magic Time Machine is successfully experimented with and activated, the Second World will be separated from the First World. What we are traveling through is the second world, and the first world time machine theory is not valid at all. ”

Hell knows what this guy is explaining, but I still don't seem to understand. None of this matters, what I need to do is deflect the anger of the people.

So I looked at the fourteen or fifteen-year-old bean sledgehammer again, and I said, "Hammer, you're also a scientist?"

Before the hammer could answer, Ye Luoqiu said, "He's not, he's just a cleaning staff in our laboratory." It was you who failed in the experiment, and then he suffered from the pond fish. ”

The hammer nodded busily: "Uh-huh, uh-huh." I was cleaning up when it exploded. ”

I...... Have I really done such a great sin?

"Stop talking, the time is almost up, and in more than twenty-four hours we will be gone. Let's hurry through. Ye Xianxian glanced at the clock on the wall.

Everyone also looked at their watches, so Ye Luoqiu hurriedly pinched the iron peanut and began to tinker. After tinkering for a while, he put the peanuts on the ground.

A blue light flashed, and the peanut rice rotated three hundred and sixty degrees in place. I scanned the room, and then I couldn't open my eyes.

In a small plain town along the Yellow River, I really don't want to say what kind of virtue I am now.

I was bare-chested with the lid on my head, wearing only a pair of shorts underneath, and I was barefoot.

I stepped barefoot on the gravel and grass with the lid on my head, and I didn't realize that the soles of my feet were separated by the rubble. Because the arrows behind me are like flying locusts, and I am running for my life at this moment.

The kings hid in a pit that could not hit the atomic bomb, and watched my embarrassed escape and steal fun.

"King Grilled Eggs!" I jumped into the pit where they were hiding, deliberately kicking up a puff of dust under my feet, a trivial act of revenge for being the object of ridicule.

With the sound of them slapping their dust, covering their noses and coughing, I was safe for the time being.

As soon as I jumped into the pit, I realized that I was not so safe, and the goods had already pounced.

"Calm down, you kid deliberately kicked me in the sand." It was Mao's voice.

"I've got dirt all over my neck." Wu Dalang, who has always liked to fan the flames, echoed on the side. This guy was five meters away from me, and the cloud of dust I had raised just now didn't touch him at all.

Instead, the badly stricken cold-faced beast slapped its head without saying a word, and its face looked like a bag of flour dust.

"That's it, that's it. I'll tell you I have it in my ears. ”

It was the voice of Ximen Qing who was 'husband singing with wife' with Wu Dalang.

"calf, stuff me with dirt, and watch me kill him." It was the monkey who said this.

I felt like all my internal organs were pressed out. These bastards are crushing me under me like arhats at the moment.

I couldn't breathe when a dead fat man Ah Mao pressed up, and these guys pounced. I almost suffocated.

Old Fox and Ye Xianxian didn't bother to join the battle group between us. They just gave us a disdainful look, and then continued to watch the movement outside the pit.

"Brother Xiao Ming, Brother Xiao Ming. What's the matter with you? Hammer asked knowingly.

After getting an OK gesture from me, the hammer screamed and pressed up.

I let out my last breath: "Don't anymore." I really feel like the is coming out.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." The old fox's words made everyone stop, and I crawled out from under Ah Mao in embarrassment.

That's right, we're pretty familiar with each other now. I'm a self-acquainted person, and I haven't been with these kings for long since I've gotten along with them.

"Old fellow, I said this is the third time we've crossed. The first time you took us to the desert, my brothers didn't starve to death or die of sunburn, but they almost died of thirst. This is the first time. I complained.

People looked at me and laughed, and I knew what they were laughing at. Of course they weren't laughing at me, they laughed at my first journey into the desert, and I don't want to say what I was like now.

I began to fight back weakly: "What are you laughing at, you have also drunk Lao Tzu's urine."

They immediately fell silent, which was my killer feature.

I was right, we crossed into the desert, the only oasis in the desert.

We lived in the oasis for two months, but the time machine broke down again, and finally we planned to go out of the desert to find signs of human civilization.

But when I walked into the middle of the desert, I had nothing to eat or drink, and I almost died of thirst. In the end, we could only drink our own urine, but fortunately, Lao Tzu's soak of urine saved everyone's lives.

Later, when they laughed at me again, I took out my killer weapon: You drank Lao Tzu's urine.

Then they got thicker and thicker, and my killer trick didn't work so well. They will immediately shoot back: That's right, Lao Tzu just drank your urine, that's Lao Tzu gave you face.

Ye Xianxian didn't drink it, and we gave her the only kettle at that time. It is our glorious tradition to take care of girls, although Ye Xianxian does not look like a girl in my eyes. What is doubly incredible is that we have lived in a small oasis in the desert for two months, and everyone has lost a circle, and not only has Ye Xianxian not lost weight, but his weight has a tendency to increase.

That was the time when Ye Luoqiu also drank my urine. Then he immediately fell from the altar to the earth, and he no longer made the people fear him.

Compared with Ye Luoqiu, who is in awe of everyone at the altar, we prefer the old fox in the world.

The old fox also felt that it was much freer and happier in the world than in the altar of the high place. And so he became one with us, at the cost that no one would ever again fear his majesty.

"We stayed in the desert for two months, and if we hadn't leaned on that small oasis in the desert, my brothers would have lost their bones and turned into a handful of yellow sand." I continue in the vernacular.

"Then you said you would take us out of the desert, and it turned out to be. We almost died in the desert. If it weren't for Lao Tzu's urine ......"

"Don't pee," the cold-faced beast said rarely. Then the crowd raised their fists.

"Don't mention it, don't mention it." The anger of the people is unbearable, and I quickly stop.

"That's not your fault, you don't break the magic time machine. We could be in the desert for two months. The old fox retorted feebly.

"Don't talk about it, I broke the time machine. That's you, who told you to show off to me. ”

"It's a calf, not a belly." The monkey was correcting my pronunciation.

"Gotta get it, I can't talk about you." The old fox waved his hand, he didn't mean that he couldn't talk to me, he just didn't bother to talk to me about these words.

I wasn't going to let him go: "The second time, where did you take us through?" You said. I pointed to the hammer.

Hammer immediately volunteered: "The second time we crossed to the South Pole."