"Nonsense, Lao Tzu crossed the Mohe River in Heilongjiang. Although the positioning of the time machine has deviated, it will not go beyond the territory of China. "The old fox who has lost his majesty is now infected by me with a foul mouth.

"No, I saw a penguin. Don't laugh at me for being uneducated, I know that there can't be penguins in Heilongjiang. Hammer still insisted on the second crossing, and he had seen a penguin.

"Penguins, penguins. Still talking about your penguin. You said you've seen a penguin, where is it? Why didn't we see it at the time. The monkey scolded and slapped the hammer on the head.

The monkey didn't know how to start, and the hammer covered his head and screamed.

"Don't hit him!" Wu Dalang looked at the monkey and said.

"You are only allowed to beat him, but I am not allowed to beat him?" The monkey said defiantly.

"Yes." Wu Dalang said contemptuously.

The monkey is a little stubborn. He is not afraid to deal with a Wu Dalang, but usually when he fights with Wu Dalang, he will pounce on a Ximenqing.

Although Wu Dalang often beats the hammer, he does not allow others to beat the hammer as well.

There aren't too many fools in this world. The monkey immediately began to change the subject: "Butcher, where are we?"

"I don't know where this is, don't call me a butcher." I said with a look of disgust.

"You blew up the lab and killed all of us. You don't call a butcher what to call it, you're a butcher, an executioner! Butcher, butcher, butcher......" the monkey cursed.

Now you can see why I got the nickname of a butcher.

The monkey learned to pick and pinch soft persimmons, and immediately went berserk.

But he forgot that I also have helpers. His ears were immediately twisted by a chubby little hand.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, ......," the monkey grinned.

"If you dare to bully him again, I'll screw off your ears." Ye Xianxian grabbed the monkey's ear fiercely.

The monkey was so embarrassed that he couldn't nod his head. Because his ears were ripped up to the sky, he had to tilt his head to relieve the sore spot in his ears, so he immediately began to beg for mercy: "Aunt, aunt, grandmother." I was wrong, spare me. ”

Ye Xianxian didn't mean to let go, but looked at me inquiringly. After getting my nod, Ye Xianxian let go of her hand.

The monkey said, "Oops! With a sigh, he covered his hot ears and hid to the side without saying a word.

There was a slight smile on the corner of my mouth, and an inexplicable sense of superiority rose in my heart. I really don't know whether to be happy or sad.

I continued to complain: "Old fellow, let's take us to the Northeast and the South Pole for the second time. The problem is that the snow is not even visible, and the third time we saw someone, yes. But where is this, do you look outside at the arrows like flying locusts, when we are targets? You don't want to live, we don't want to die like that. ”

"It's not you yet, I finally fixed the time machine. From the desert to the snow-capped mountains, we haven't even started to look for human footprints. You don't have to shout cold and cold, it's good now, it looks like there is a war outside this posture, you are not cold when we cross here, but our lives are hanging in the balance. The old fox fought back.

I was doubly angry: "Uncle, can you try it in the ice and snow with a pair of pants?"

I don't really blame me, they were all dressed up when they crossed. And the second time I crossed it was only one pair of pants. The first time you crossed......

The old fox who crossed for the first time gave an explanation, and his explanation was a little hesitant: "This, we didn't think about this problem when we were looking for you. Time travel can only allow organic biological cells to travel through, so the first time you travel to the desert, you will only have a bare ass, that was my mistake. ”

"Your uncle!" I was also a little embarrassed by his revelation, and I lowered my voice: "Your uncle, one mistake of yours made me cross with my bare ass?" How did you not make a mistake yourself. Do you know that I've been seen all over my body, all over my body. ”

The old fox didn't care: "Our clothes are specially made and can be crossed with us." This, this one is going to have to get married sooner or later anyway. You're afraid of a ball, and I'm not going to give you a pair of shorts when you get to the desert. ”

"You!" I glanced at Ye Xianxian, but fortunately she was far away from me now. I doubled down and whispered, "Who married your daughter?" You're dead to this heart. ”

The old fox also glanced at his daughter, and probably had some sympathy for me. He was not angry, but sneered slightly: "What kind of virtue do you want to find for your crooked melon and jujube that can achieve nothing?" My daughter's temper is not very good, so let's just do it. ”

I was a little angry, and my voice was raised: "Who! Who wants to do it. Let me tell you, Lao Tzu doesn't want to marry your daughter even if he is a bachelor for the rest of his life. ”

The old fox was not angry, but understated: "The fate of the two of you has long been doomed, when the fate comes, you can't escape, she will be your daughter-in-law in this life."

I'm a little flustered, this old fox is mysterious, and he does have some Taoism. He sometimes understates a sentence, and often it comes true in one sentence.

So I panicked, so I had to continue to ask: "Why is my fate with your daughter already doomed?" Also, why does she keep yelling at me to be his boyfriend? What is the relationship between her and me? ”

Ye Xianxian stuck to me from the beginning, which made me wonder what the reason was. Whether I asked directly or knocked on the side, the old fox just wouldn't tell me why. As for the others, no one would tell me either.

But Ye Xianxian stuck to me from the first time she saw me, and it was impossible to get rid of it. I had to find a way to get her to leave me on her own initiative, but whenever I thought of her fiery temper, I trembled a little.

"You're already his boyfriend, but the relationship hasn't started yet. When fate comes, the two of you will naturally not be separated. "The old fox did not forget to continue to strike me.

I panicked, and I didn't achieve anything in the civilized world. I still have a broken bicycle to get around, I can eat a bowl of instant noodles, my bewitching landlady will allow me to default on a little rent when she wins a game of cards, and I can still rub the neighbor's free WiFi, so good......

I glanced at Ye Xianxian's bunch of white flowers and fat again, could it be that I could really only spend the rest of my life with this chili pepper temper and weight of more than 100, but also more than 200 Ye Xianxian?

I'm beginning to miss my days in the civilized world. I want to strangle this old fox.

"What, you want to strangle me?" The old guy is really an out-and-out old fox, it's so terrible, he can actually guess my mind.

I unabashedly said, "Well, I really want to!"

The old fox looked me up and down contemptuously: "Just your virtue?"

I also looked at myself, except for a pair of pants and a broken pot lid in my hand, I remembered that the first time I crossed into the desert, they were all neatly dressed, and I became the laughing stock of everyone naked.

The second time I crossed from the desert to the snowy mountains, the old fox gave me a pair of pants.

A pair of pants couldn't withstand the biting cold, so as soon as I crossed the glacier, I was forced to die. The old fox had no choice but to tinker with his broken machine and cross again, and the third time we were here.

Before I could come back to my senses, a cold arrow hit the back of my ass. It was less than two centimeters from the soles of my feet, so we scattered.

As I was running away, I saw a broken pot lid on the side of the road. The arrows above my head were like flying locusts, and in my panic, I fled with them into this dirt pit with a pot lid on my head.

I was like someone kicked in the ass and I turned around and couldn't find the perpetrator.

So I began to find fault: "You old fox, hurry up and tinker with your broken machine, and we'll continue to cross."

This time I got a lot of supporters, and everyone nodded their heads busily.

"Right, right. Hurry up, I don't want to die here. ”

"Play yes, play yes, this is a large battlefield in ancient times, go quickly."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, these arrows are too scary."

The old fox shook his head: "The time machine energy is exhausted, it's too late, we are already surrounded."