This summer, an online program called "Huaguo Hip Hop" became popular all of a sudden.

A lot of men and women suddenly discovered, ouch I'll go, this thing is very diao!

You Ye is one of these many men and women, and I can't get enough of it.

Unlike most men and women who nod their heads to the rhythm, You Ye decided to take it upon himself to become a real rapper!

Then he went to Zhihu and asked a question: How can I become a rapper?

There are many great gods, there are all kinds of things to say, and some of the answers are obviously very professional, but there are too many professional terms, and you Ye can't understand them.

There is one thing he understands: you want real! Saying your real attitude is the spirit of hip-hop!

Real is real, sincere, this is simple, just say how you think, how you say it, how to do it, to paraphrase the language, it is "the unity of knowledge and action".

You Ye is very happy, and feels that he has found a shortcut to becoming a rapper.

But he didn't notice that the respondent was talking about the spirit of hip-hop, not hip-hop art. Obviously, there is still a big difference between the two. But you Ye doesn't care, he thinks it's very simple to become a rapper, rhyme what he wants to say, say it rhythmically, and express his true attitude and life, isn't this hip-hop.

So, just like that, You Ye became a rapper. When a rapper has to have a stage name, he won't lose his place in this circle. You Ye didn't bother to think about it, so you directly changed Ye to Ye and added a MC prefix, isn't that good? It has a very senior and senior feeling!

The next rapper to appear on the stage is MC Youye!

Thinking that the host shouted his name in a pinched tone, he invited himself to make a gorgeous appearance under the attention of tens of thousands of people, and in the shouts of tens of thousands of people, he waved to them coolly, and said in a low voice: "Hello everyone, I am MC Youye!" The song I bring to you below is - I CAO this world nine times! ”

Oh, you fantasize about this scene, it's so cool that you don't want it.

"Youye, stand up for me!" Suddenly, a broken horn-like voice interrupted your wonderful vision, you opened his eyes unhappily, dozens of people in the conference room were staring at him, the broken horn voice is the company's big boss, just read an article in the mobile phone circle of friends, take the medicine according to the prescription, and give everyone to be grateful to the company Thanksgiving boss of the soul chicken soup, poured high, suddenly found that there are people below who dare to be blatantly distracted, closed their eyes with a high-rise expression, and suddenly became angry from the heart, suspended the soup, and prepared to kill a chicken first.

You stood up lazily, with one leg straight and the other leg area, slightly tilting his face, his eyes were unruly, and he looked directly at the broken horn throat.

Under the direct gaze of your grandfather's "pseudo-* cover disdain", the muscles on the broken horn's face began to twitch slightly.

Not only angry, but also happy. In recent years, business has been difficult, and the company has been losing money in recent months, opening a group of employees, but none of the middle and senior executives have moved. Today, it seems that there is finally a chance to start.

This grandfather is the leader of the company's copywriting team, hanging the position of manager, barely a middle-level manager, but first, he is not a business mouth, he is not afraid to take away the business, and secondly, the salary is not low.

So the horn began to roar: "What kind of eyes are you?" What is the look? Do you really think of yourself as a god? I tell you that my company is not afraid of losing anyone, you should thank the company for giving you the present and future, if you are not serious, you will get out of this door! ”

He shouldn't have inadvertently rhymed.

You know, your grandfather has been practicing rap crazy during this time! If the broken horn criticizes him for being distracted in a meeting or something, in line with the mentality of people paying wages under the roof, you may be able to endure it. But with his rhyme, as well as the sense of rhythm that naturally arises from anger, you suddenly have the illusion that you are participating in a battle competition! Coupled with the grievances of the chicken thief boss for a long time, one of them was not controlled, and it suddenly exploded!

"Yo? You have the audacity to ask me what kind of look this is?

Do you really think I care about your so-called future?

Are you being funny if you take it seriously or not?

Since you're going to have a meeting, can you make the meeting productive?

Pouring these worthless chicken soup every day,

I saw a toad in a suit!

Everyone is an adult, don't always bluff people with big words,

Who are you when you are? Warren Buffett? ”

Double *2, Double *2, Double *2, Double *2, Double *2...... There seemed to be a subtitle effect flashing in your mind, and he clearly spouted the words at the speed of ten words a second, showing the results of this period of hard work vividly.

To say that hip-hop is really a refreshing and refreshing weapon, the originally lifeless meeting scene suddenly has a tendency to explode, in the twenties and thirties, a few of the executives can't help but nod their heads, and some of them also quietly beat with their hands or feet, all the people who were originally drowsy are as energetic as if they have been drugged, and dozens of pairs of eyes are shining.

"You, you, what are you talking about? Are you scolding me? How dare you scold me? How dare you scold me? What are you that you dare to scold me? The boss was stunned, this was the first time that an employee dared to slap him like this!

You shook his head slightly, as the first battle in his life, this opponent obviously couldn't lift the chopsticks, and he shamelessly used one word to complete the rhyme, it's just, aunt can bear it!

He slapped the table vigorously, played a rhythm, stretched out his hand and pointed at the boss, and his tongue flew up and down like a motor:

"Yo yo yo what if I scold you?

Look at your stupid look!

When it comes to squeezing employees, you are the idol of the capitalists,

When it comes to creating value, you show an ugly face!

In addition to dragging bonuses and wages, you will be a fart!

Being too disgusting, too selfish, and full of drama!

You don't know ugliness at all,

Stretch out a salty pig hand to a female employee,

Your character has been fed to the dogs,

I feel sick at the mention of your name! ”

Blown up, the conference room was completely blown up! Not only the conference room, but even outside the door, I don't know how many people are eavesdropping, because there are whistles and applause frantically. "Who is it?" The horn screamed, and the door was kicked open, only to see the back of the tide receding, completely unaware of who was whistling and clapping!

"You ......" The broken horn lung tube was about to crack, and he stretched out his hand to point at Youye, snorting and panting, and couldn't take any more words.

However, you continued: "I ask you what are you doing? Why do you mean your dad? You scumbag, go eat shit! Angry, blow up, be embarrassed, slap your face, you die, a boss like you deserves to be stepped on! ”

"Smack!" You took a letter out of his arms and slammed it on the table, in fact, he didn't want to stay in this company for a long time, in his opinion, this kind of company has no value at all, relying on all kinds of irresponsible means to make money externally, and engaging in unspoken rules for internal nepotism and oppression of employees, so the resignation letter has been written, and it was going to be handed over after the meeting, but now it's just in time:

"You don't have to open the door for buddy,

Dude walks by himself,

Remember not to make a mistake,

Not everyone is willing to listen to you,

Don't think that a few dollars can spoil people,

Employees are not your dogs,

Have the money to buy yourself a grave,

Bury your integrity! ”

Your grandfather stared, swept around the faces of the broken horn boss and a few of his diehard cronies, sneered, and walked away.

The broken horn boss's nose panted like a broken bellows, and his head was like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay, okay, you can do it, you also know that Lao Tzu is rich, right, I'll let you see how rich people are bad!" ”

Glancing at the middle and senior executives with different expressions, but most of them were obviously forced to hold back their laughter, the broken horn once again broke through the new high of the volume: "The meeting is dismissed!" Get out of here! Why didn't anyone scold that grandson just now? It's all white-eyed wolves that can't be raised! ”

He slapped the table hard, took out his mobile phone, kicked the door open, and jumped back to his office in pain.

That night, seven or eight big men rushed into your residence, and beat your grandfather who was sleeping half-soundly, and your grandfather struggled desperately to get up and fought back frantically.

Seven or eight big men looked at each other, probed your lord's snort, and were so shocked that their faces were as earthy as they fled like rabbits.

MC You, died, at the age of twenty-seven, the whole book is finished.