Yo yo yo, of course the whole book will not be finished, at least two million more to write, the so-called pawn is also a starting point, and there is still a long way to go for the recommended vote......

Your grandfather hummed a song happily and walked on the path of the Yellow Springs.

Really, he thinks he's lucky. You know, although he has always been a very real person, and he is also very enthusiastic, innocent and courageous, he is really afraid of pain.

Death, in his mind, meant an unbearable pain.

Everyone will die, if you don't die of illness, you will die of old age, but no matter how you die, it must be quite painful.

Now it's okay, I slammed the back of my head on the edge of the bed, and I died without feeling it at all, and as soon as I closed my eyes and opened them, wow, I went to the underworld.

Since it doesn't hurt, then you are not afraid of death. People in the world are afraid of death, largely because of two things, the first is that they don't know what the world will be like after death, they don't know, so they are afraid, extremely afraid. Second, there are too many worries that can't be let go, and they can't be reluctant.

Now, your grandfather has solved the first problem, there is a netherworld after death, that is to say, the so-called death is just a different way of existence, just like going abroad, the living environment has changed greatly, and you need to adapt to it all over again. I was a little nervous, but I wasn't really afraid.

As for the second point, as an orphan single dog, you really don't have any emotions that you can't let go, the money you usually earn, you should spend it, and donate it to public welfare if you can't spend it, you haven't even bought a house or a car, and the savings are a few thousand yuan in the treasure, so you should donate it to Ma Dada, as the so-called red strips come and go without worry. A wall with a high realm.

So at this moment, he is quite self-satisfied, and even the impermanence big brother around him is puzzled.

Impermanence also asked him: "Hey, you are very funny, I have been receiving people for hundreds of years, and there are millions of people in the next generation, and I have never seen you so happy." What do you enjoy? ”

You look at him, a tall hat and a long tongue, wearing a white dress, holding a white soul-attracting banner in his hand, the clothes are white and dazzling, spotless, I think this person must love clean, and immediately feel a little more favorable, so he smiled politely at him: "Master Impermanence, then let me ask you, if I cry now, can you send me back?" ”

Impermanence's head shook like a rattle: "As soon as I hear your words, I know that you don't understand traditional culture, the so-called Hades wants you to die three watches, and whoever dares to keep people will have four watches!" The judge in charge of the book of life and death, saw that your life was up, and sent us to pick you up, don't cry, even howl, I can't send you back. ”

Your grandfather clapped his hands: "That's it, I can't live when I cry, why am I not happy." It's the same as people going out to travel, since you choose to go out to play, then be happy, don't spoil your mood for this and that, waste money and waste time, stupid or not? ”

Impermanence stopped and looked at your grandfather seriously: "Can this death be the same thing as traveling?" Are you stupid or am I stupid? ”

You Ye laughed: "It's all about going to places that I haven't been to see people I've never seen, eating things I haven't eaten, what's the difference!" Hey, let's leave it alone, I think of an important question, do you have any special delicacies in the underworld? ”

Impermanence nodded: "Of course there is, have you heard of Meng Potang?" Oh, that taste, so beautiful that you have to forget who you are. ”

Meng Po soup! That's a time-honored Internet celebrity store that has been well-known for many years! When you heard this, your index finger moved, and he snorted and asked if impermanence was expensive, and impermanence didn't want to pay attention to him at this time, and led him straight to the judge's hall.

It stands to reason that before going to the judge's hall, you have to go through the vicious dog village and Wangxiangtai, the evil dog village is to let the dead souls suffer a little and recognize the fact that they are dead, Wangxiangtai belongs to psychological comfort, so that the dead souls can see their living relatives, and officially say goodbye to the previous life.

But he saw the virtue of your grandfather, and when he went to the vicious dog village, he probably thought it was a safari park, and when he went to Wangxiangtai, he might have to ask himself if the telescope was charged, so he simply made his own decisions and skipped these two links. Didn't you take us as a tourist? As a tour guide, it is not natural for you to have two attractions? Impermanence thought to himself.

Of course, the main reason is that he really has something important today, Nie Xiaoqian, a big Internet celebrity in the underworld, the one with the stage name Ghost Qiannu, is going to hold a netizen meeting, and Hei Wuchang has already taken the seat first, and he is also in a hurry to call an errand to go and see it.

In the blink of an eye, I entered the judge's hall, and an old man like a tree root sat behind the high case and looked up at your grandfather.

"Lao Bai, is this that Youye?" The old man spoke.

"Hey, old judge, didn't you see it yourself!" Bai Wuchang was in a hurry to leave at this time, and he didn't have the heart to go with the old man.

The old man was unhappy: "Is there any condescension and humility?" If you ask you anything, you can say anything, sir, didn't I lose my glasses? If you could see it, I ask you what you do? ”

Bai Wuchang flickered his eyes, oh, sure enough, this old man never left his glasses. He also answered honestly according to the process: "The dead soul You Ye, stage name MC You Ye, nickname You Bold, male, Han nationality, died of fighting with others at the age of twenty-seven. ”

Your grandfather was suddenly surprised: "Such a? It's just been a little over a month since I took this stage name, and you recorded it? And my nickname, which was given by my classmates in elementary school, you know? ”

Bai Wuchang glanced at him disdainfully: "How fresh!" There are so many people with the same name and surname, what if we don't find it right and get the wrong person? ”

"Reasonable, reasonable." Your grandfather is impressed, this civil servant in the underworld is very serious.

"Smack!" The old judge had spread out the book of life and death, and was about to hook your name, when he suddenly heard the last sentence of impermanence, and the surprised judge's pen fell to the ground.

"How old?" The old judge's voice was sharp.

Bai Wuchang suddenly felt bad: "Huh? …… This, twenty-seven! ”

"Twenty-seven?" The old judge's eyes were round, and his voice was trilling: "Isn't it eighty-seven?" ”

"I'll see!" Bai Wuchang's face was nervous and serious, he didn't care about the rules, he grabbed two steps and looked at the book of life and death-

"Whew!" With a long sigh, Bai Wuchang's voice was full of grief and indignation: "What did I say? What do you mean? Did I mention it last time I had a meeting, saying that we should keep pace with the times and use Arabic numerals, you don't say respect for traditional culture, use Chinese numerals to record, and refuse to capitalize for fear of trouble, now it's okay, right? Okay, right? If you listen to me, can you see eight as two? ”

The "eight" character is obviously a little sloppy, the angle is not enough, and there are some overlaps, and it looks like a "two".

"Whew!" The old judge wilted, and muttered in his mouth: "Blame me for these glasses, when will I not lose them, but I have to lose them now!" These are good, this is for the Yama princes to check out, my judge is the end, this book of life and death is a small heavenly rule, if something goes wrong, the punishment is strict and severe, how good is this, it will also affect you. ”

Bai Wuchang also panicked, and spun around in place: "It's bad, it's bad, it's going to be investigated, all the dishes are stopped, today Lao Hei is still absent from work, this is going to be discovered, and the two crimes will be punished together, maybe you will have to go to that Xiantai." ”

A judge and an impermanence, all of them are Yin gods with a name, and they are all frightened at this moment. Suddenly, a weak voice sounded: "I'm sorry, I want to ask, what are you ...... Did you mistake my lifespan? ”

"That's right, that's right!" Judge Impermanence smiled on his face almost at the same time, waved his hands together, and replied in unison.

"Yo yo yo?" Your grandfather is upset, I stood next to me and watched and listened with my own ears, you are trying to give birth to me, right? How is this different from those official apes in the yang world?

Your grandfather is a jealous and hateful character, this is unhappy, his face is sinking, and his words are horizontal:

"Really, I'm a little disappointed with your performance,

Yes, I thought the underworld would be a little different,

Fack, do I look like a retard?

Enough, justice and fairness shouldn't just be written on paper!

I asked to go to your superiors,

Ask them where the book of life and death is published,

I have sixty years to live,

You're telling me now that the time is sold out? ”

Single *4, Double *4, Double *2, Double *2!

A fluency of rhythm took away the determination of the judge and impermanence to deny. In fact, the system of the underworld is really, very strict, and attaches great importance to all kinds of malfeasance and mistakes.

The two glanced at each other, and immediately decided to make up for your mistakes with your mistakes, and secretly send your grandfather back to the yang world, and in another sixty years, everyone will meet again, and the underworld must be very beautiful at that time.