【007】The best way
Lu Bu was particularly strange about Ma Xiaoquan's appearance, especially when he saw Ma Xiaoquan being cut just now, and then he was fine, Lu Bu hadn't figured it out yet.
As soon as Cao Cao appeared, Lu Bu ran over, grabbed the sleeve of Cao Cao's clothes and said, "Meng De, I don't care, I have to go to your place today to drink some wine to suppress the shock!" ”
Cao Cao's heart was empty: Could it be that this evil star really saw through me?
Cao Cao hurriedly smiled bitterly and said: "Master Hou is in a hurry, what is there to go to the humble house, why don't you and I go to the Xiangting Building for a drink?" ”
This Lu Bu, like Cao Cao, is a womanizer, and among the most famous spring buildings in Luoyang, the girl in the Xiangting Building is the most beautiful.
Dong Fatzi had also paid attention to Xiangtinglou before, but then Dong Zhuo thought about it, if I eat and wipe the women in Luoyang, wouldn't this Lu Bu be unwilling, besides, the sergeant I brought over from Xiliang would not be willing.
Therefore, when Dong Zhuo swept Luoyang, he specially left a few spring buildings, first, he sometimes went to play, and second, he could also go to play a group P with his subordinates, which can really be described as killing two birds with one stone.
(What a fucking ignorant!) It is said that as soon as Lu Bu heard that Cao Cao invited him to go to Xiangtinglou to drink, he immediately came to his senses and hurriedly pulled Cao Cao to urge him.
Cao Cao looked bitter, but he couldn't complain, so he could only say to Lu Bu again: "Master Hou, please wait for a while, let me go back to the mansion to change my clothes first, and you and I will go again, how about it?" ”
Lu Bu frowned, thinking, this kid won't change his hexagram, right? No, I have to go in with him.
After thinking about it, Lu Bu smiled, put his arm around Cao Cao's shoulder, and then walked over with our comrade Cao Mengde
Since Ma Xiaoquan called Cao Cao, he also wanted to rush over, but he didn't expect that Lu Buren was tall and had long thighs and good endurance, and before he could react, he had already rushed over, and then after saying a few words to Cao Cao, he hugged Cao Cao and left.
Walking up, Ma Xiaoquan saw that Lu Bu was proud of the spring breeze on his face, while Cao Cao was a bitter gourd on his face, how ugly and ugly it was.
Cao Cao is a smart person, and the moment Ma Xiaoquan shouted himself, he knew that his fate was tied to this "immortal".
However, Cao Cao didn't understand why the "Shangxian" came to him in person, and he also met the person he didn't want to meet the least-Lu Bu, or twice.
Cao Cao didn't think about Lai Lu Bu, because he was very depressed these days, and he borrowed wine every day to kill his sorrows, and he was dizzy from drinking, otherwise, he also wanted to have a good time.
It's just that he has the seven-star knife in his arms, and he can't go directly to the Xiangting Tower with Lu Bu, so he mentions that he will go home first, put down the knife, and then go.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan looked at Cao Cao with big eyes, thinking to himself, you kid have to give an explanation, it's been more than 10 days, if you don't assassinate Dong Lao Fat, how can history continue?
"Mengde, who is this person?" Lu Bu put his arm around Cao Cao and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan and asked.
Cao Cao's eyes rolled and he suddenly had an idea, and he hurriedly broke free of Lu Bu, rushed forward, grabbed Ma Xiaoquan's hand and said: "Shangxian, Xiaomin has been waiting for you for too long, the treasure knife that Shangxian gave Xiaomin last time, Xiaomin took it home, thought about it for a while, and felt that he couldn't accept it, no" Cao Cao said, took out the seven-star knife from his arms, and stuffed it into Ma Xiaoquan's hand, "Shangxian, this thing is too valuable, Xiaomin can't accept it."
Cao Cao said with sincerity, if Ma Xiaoquan didn't know history, he really wanted to accept the Seven Star Knife, but he traveled back from modern times, and his first task was to find the solar recorder.
Ma Xiaoquan scolded Cao Cao for slipping his head in his heart, but he was suffering from a lack of words, and he couldn't speak for a while, so he had to hold the seven-star knife in his hand.
Lu Bu stepped forward, snatched the seven-star knife, and pulled the knife out of the scabbard with a "stab".
"Good knives!" Lu Bu's eyes revealed a hint of envy, and at the same time, he also looked at Cao Cao with suspicion.
Cao Cao smiled, pulled Lu Bu, and said to Lu Bu: "Master Hou, come, let me introduce a master to the world for Master Hou." ”
"A master of the world?"
Cao Cao nodded and said, "This master is from the distant Elysium, and he is currently a thousand years old, and the Immortal Lord is still immortal."
Chitose and immortal? These two points were enough to make Lu Bu's nerves tremble.
After all, Lu Bu is a reckless man, since Cao Cao said so, Lu Bu also believed it.
Lu Bu knelt down at Ma Xiaoquan with a pop, and there were two bangs.
"Shangxian, Xiaomin is reckless, take Shangxian's treasure knife, please atone for your sins!" Lu Bu said, holding the treasure knife in both hands, trembling and sending it to Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan was not hypocritical, he took the seven-star knife back, and then said to Lu Bu: "Hou Ye, please get up, Hou Ye, please get up, the so-called Lu Bu among people, red rabbit among horses, isn't it?" (In fact, there was no saying that Lu Bu and Ma Zhong Chitu were among people at that time, but they were added by later generations when they were talking about the Three Kingdoms, Ma Xiaoquan stole the words of his predecessors here, and he was really a disciple) In this way, if Hou Ye has time, come to Lord Situ's house, Ben Xian has recently lived temporarily in Lord Situ's house! ”
After Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, he laughed with his hands behind his back and left.
Lu Bu stared blankly at Ma Xiaoquan's distant figure, chewing on the sentence that Ma Xiaoquan just said: "Lu Bu among people, red rabbit among horses."
Cao Cao stepped forward, helped Lu Bu up, and sighed.
Lu Bu asked Cao Cao: "Earlier, Ben Hou saw Meng De's sergeant slashing this person with a saber, not only was this person not injured, but he laughed and returned the saber, and then listened to Meng De's words, now think about it, it is really a strange person!" ”
After Cao Cao stuffed the seven-star knife to Ma Xiaoquan, he was in a good mood, and at this moment, he was also very proud to pat Ma Xiaoquan's ass: "Yes, I still remember the day I met Lord Shangxian, it was really peculiar, Lord Shangxian He walked out of the clouds and smiled at me, it's just Master Hou, I suddenly don't want to go into the house to change clothes, let's go to Xiangtinglou, how about it?" ”
When Lu Bu heard this, he laughed and stepped on the red rabbit horse: "Mengde, Xiangtinglou, see you or leave." After Lu Bu finished speaking, he squinted at the straw groom, "You have a cart of forage, Ben Hou wants it, send it to my house!" After Lu Bu finished speaking, he said "drive" twice, and rode his horse in the direction of Xiangtinglou.
Cao Cao called out a sergeant, let him prepare a fast horse, and then also drove the horse in the direction of Xiangtinglou.
―――――――――――――――――――――― since he saw Cao Cao and Lu Bu, Ma Xiaoquan walked back gracefully.
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan was also anxious in his heart, after all, the Seven Star Knife was now in his hands, so how could Comrade Cao Cao assassinate Dong Lao Fat?
Ma Xiaoquan pondered, and unconsciously arrived at the door of Situ's mansion.
Just then, the door of the mansion opened, and the housekeeper in Situ's mansion walked out with a basket of vegetable leaves.
When the family saw that it was Ma Xiaoquan, they hurriedly put down the vegetable basket and saluted Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and went directly into the gate.
In the side room of Situ Mansion, Wang Yun was drinking a little wine and humming a little song in his mouth, and in front of him, Diao Chan was dancing.
"Cicada, you are getting more and more beautiful" Wang Yun said, couldn't help but get up, grabbed Diao Chan's little arm, and looked at her evilly.
"Father, father, can't" Diao Chan looked at Wang Yun in horror.
"What's the matter, you are a righteous daughter adopted by your father, and your father likes you, what's not to do" Wang Yun said, reaching out and pinching Diao Chan's face.
"Hmm~~Beautiful~" Wang Yun pursed Tian's lips and forcibly pulled Diao Chan into his arms.
"No Father"
At this moment, the door of the side room was kicked open with a "bang".
Wang Yun was furious and was about to attack, but when he looked at it, it was the "Shangxian Lord", and he suddenly softened again.
After Ma Xiaoquan entered the gate, he asked the family where Wang Yun was, and the family did not hide it, and told him that he was in the side room, so Ma Xiaoquan went to the side room with a heavy heart.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the side room, Ma Xiaoquan heard a woman's voice coming from the room, as if she was being used by someone.
Ma Xiaoquan is angry, in broad daylight, in Lord Situ's mansion, who dares to be so presumptuous?
So what Ma Xiaoquan didn't think about was a kick and kicked the door open.
As soon as the door was kicked open, Ma Xiaoquan saw that it was no one else who was strong against women, it was our Lord Situ Wang Yunwang.
And the woman who was used to be strong is our Diao Chan crush.
I saw Wang Yun holding Diao Chan's slender waist with one hand, and pinching Diao Chan's pretty face with the other, looking like he was about to succeed.
Ma Xiaoquan is angry, how can you say that Diao Chan is your righteous daughter, right, why are you so beastly and beastly to attack your daughter?
Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan didn't wait for Wang Yun to react, stepped forward and snatched Diao Chan over, and then kicked Wang Yun's chrysanthemum.
Wang Yun Juhua was attacked, in pain, and in a hurry, she actually "poofed" and let out a loud fart.
"Lord Wang, what do you mean by this?"
Wang Yun covered the chrysanthemum and smiled, and said, "Shangxian misunderstood, Xiaomin is just helping his daughter change clothes, and has nothing else to do!" ”
"You fart!"
Wang Yun rubbed the chrysanthemum and was depressed: It's not all your kick, otherwise how could I fart.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Let's not mention today's matter for the time being, you go to the main hall first, I have something to discuss with you." ”
Wang Yunwei agreed reluctantly, but the promise was agreed, and he still looked at Diao Chan with a thief's heart.
"Don't go yet!"
"Hey~~Hey~~" Wang Yun hurriedly put on his shoes, covered the chrysanthemum and bowed out of the side room.
When Wang Yun walked away, Ma Xiaoquan let go of Diao Chan and said, "Diao Chan girl, this immortal has offended a lot before, and I hope the girl will forgive me." ”
Diao Chan was frightened again, and he was grateful to Ma Xiaoquan and saluted back: "The immortal carries love, the blessing of the slave and the maid, and the slave and the maid thank the immortal for saving him!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was puzzled and asked, "Isn't this old guy Wang Situ your father-in-law, why is he still doing this to you?" ”
Diao Chan raised her hand lightly, wiped away the tears on her cheeks, and said tremblingly: "The slave maid is occasionally rescued by the father-in-law, and the father-in-law has kindness and cicada, but the cicada can't repay it with his body."
Ma Xiaoquan understood, the old guy Wang Yun wanted to eat tender grass, too, Diao Chan was just a righteous daughter and maidservant girl of Wang Yun, even if Wang Yun accepted Diao Chan, in this era, it is not impossible. It's just that Wang Yun, Lao'er, you are so old, the soil is almost buried to your chest, and you are still thinking about these things, you are really an old pervert.
Ma Xiao's whole head is big: This Diao Chan is now trapped in a demon cave, no, you have to do your best to get Diao Chan's beautiful eyebrows out, of course, who to get it to, it's really a problem, to Dong Zhuo? No, Cao Cao's knife hasn't been offered yet, huh? Lu Bu? No, there is actually no such person as Diao Chan in the official history of the Three Kingdoms!
couldn't make up his mind, Ma Xiaoquan casually comforted Diao Chan a few words, and hurriedly walked to the main hall.
In the main hall, Wang Yun was anxiously waiting for Ma Xiaoquan.
Lord Shangxian (Ma Xiaoquan) told himself, saying that he was not finished, in case he saw my dear Diao Chan and didn't hold back, what should he do
The more Wang Yun thought about it, the more anxious he became.
In a hurry, Ma Xiaoquan entered the main hall with a smile.
"Lord Situ, I've kept you waiting!"
Wang Yun asked Ma Xiaoquan with a red face: "Lord Shangxian, then my daughter Diao Chan her"
Ma Xiaoquan snorted: "Lord Situ, don't worry, Ling Ai has already asked someone to send him back to the boudoir, and this immortal only greets Ling Ai with a few words." ”
When Wang Yun heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly slapped his ass to Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan stopped Wang Yun's sycophant words and said, "Benxian went out on patrol today and found a person who can be used to assassinate Dong Lao Thief!" ”
When Wang Yun heard this, he immediately said sternly: "I don't know who the immortal is talking about?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian!" ”
As soon as Wang Yun heard that Ma Xiaoquan was talking about Lu Bu, he suddenly sat down on the ground.
"Shangxian~~" Wang Yun cried, "Lu Bu is arrogant and moody, in the past, he killed Ding Yuan and Dong thief, Shangxian, don't do it"
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he said in his heart: You old man, I think you are afraid that Lu Bu will rob you of Diao Chan.
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head: "No, no, Lu Bu, this person, can be used by me, the best way is this!" ”