[006] A bloody case caused by a knife
Cao Cao was carrying the seven-star knife in his arms, and he couldn't figure out what he should do next for a long time, so Cao Cao wandered around aimlessly.
After a stick of incense, someone suddenly shouted Cao Cao.
Cao Cao turned his head and saw that it was Lu Bu, who was riding a red rabbit horse to this side.
Hiss~~ Cao Cao bared his teeth, why did this killing god call me?
Cao Cao stepped forward and pretended to greet Lu Bu.
After the question was completed, Cao Cao asked Lu Bu: "Dare to ask Hou Ye where is he going?" ”
Lu Bu was not hypocritical, and said directly: "I have nothing to do, I want to choose food for Chitu!" Lu Bu said, patting the red rabbit horse under his crotch, his eyes revealing pride.
Cao Cao had a ghost in his heart, and when he met Lu Bu again, he was immediately sweating profusely.
When Lu Bu saw Cao Cao like this, he wondered in his heart: Is it that my prestige has even heard of Cao Cao, who I don't have much contact with in daily life, otherwise, how could this guy be sweating profusely when he sees me?
Thinking of this, Lu Bu laughed with satisfaction, ignored Cao Cao, who was sweating profusely, and drove away with red rabbit toes.
When Lu Bu walked away, Cao Cao let out a long sigh of relief.
Cao Cao originally made up his mind to assassinate Dong Zhuo, but after seeing Lu Bu, he changed his mind and decided to go back and drink some wine to suppress the shock. Therefore, Cao Cao shook his head, sighed, turned his head and walked towards his official residence.
―――――――――――――――――――――――――― let's talk about our crossing of the "upper immortal" Ma Xiaoquan.
It is said that Ma Xiaoquan "accepted" a few local ruffians as younger brothers on the way, and coaxed a straw groom to come to Cao Cao's mansion to find Cao Cao, but because one of the ruffians was rude, he was scolded by Cao Cao's subordinates, and he wanted to kill his head.
Fortunately, Ma Xiaoquan's mind turned quickly, and he immediately stepped forward to explain, and politely told Cao Cao's subordinates that he was Cao Cao's old friend.
Cao Cao's subordinates looked at Ma Xiaoquan for a long time, and they all felt that they hadn't seen it, why?
No matter how the Han Dynasty said that the boy should learn to tie his hair after the crown ceremony, let alone an adult, what you Ma Xiaoquan said sounded good, but the short hair at this end, and the color is still light purple, how can people believe you?
Therefore, Cao Cao's subordinates not only did not be polite, but thought that Ma Xiaoquan was a liar, so he took out his saber and slashed it with his hand.
Last time he was stabbed by Cao Cao, this time Ma Xiaoquan was smart, and while talking to Cao Cao's two subordinates, Ma Xiaoquan paid attention to the movements of these two people.
However, although Ma Xiaoquan reacted, unfortunately, the knife still cut his leg.
"Ahh Ma Xiaoquan's ruffians were frightened, and they ran away, and in a few breaths, there was no one left, and only the straw groom was left.
Actually, it's not that the straw groom doesn't want to run, he ran away, and there is a cart of forage behind him, this is for Lu Bu's red rabbit horse to eat, the delay is too long, and he will be killed, rather than this, it is better to stay and see.
Cao Cao's subordinates laughed and looked at Ma Xiaoquan, as if they were enjoying the pleasure of this knife, so the knife slashed into Ma Xiaoquan's leg, and he didn't pull it out, so he let the knife be pinned to Ma Xiaoquan's leg.
Ma Xiaoquan was depressed, since he obtained the superpower of immortality, the chance of being poked by a sword and being cut by a knife seems to have increased a lot.
The knife was stuck in Ma Xiaoquan's leg, which looked very unsightly, and Cao Cao's two subordinates were looking at Ma Xiaoquan proudly.
Ma Xiaoquan's face was confused, and he didn't feel any pain at all, but he pulled the knife off his leg, held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, and then twisted his buttocks before he said: "Speaking of coming to Cao Cao, why are you like this, treating your adult's old friend like this, such treatment?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan didn't say this, but when he said it, Cao Cao's two subordinates were taken aback.
What kind of person is this, we really slashed his leg, this person can't see the pain at all, and he still gropes with my saber in his hand.
"What's your name?" Ma Xiaoquan returned the saber to the man who had cut him.
"Lu Lu" was so frightened that he couldn't even say his name.
"Donkey?" Ma Xiaoquan wondered, why is there still someone with this name.
In fact, it's not that Ma Xiaoquan heard it wrong, but that he is not very accustomed to the dialect, you know, the Lu character in some dialects does sound more like a donkey in Mandarin.
"Don't stammer, say it!"
The man knelt on the ground and said, "Small, Lu Lu stabbed it, please meet the gods and immortals!" ”
"A donkey knife?" Ma Xiao is happy, how can you really have this name, it's so funny, I won't talk about you with the surname Donkey, you will follow a "knife", haha, it's so funny.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and helped the person up.
And Cao Cao's other subordinate, when Ma Xiaoquan pulled out the knife on his leg, slipped away and didn't know where to go.
Ma Xiaoquan thought in his heart: It's okay, go in and tell Cao Cao to let me in, and find him if I have something.
After Ma Xiaoquan simply appeased the "donkey knife", he also troubled him to report to Cao Cao, saying that someone was looking for him.
After the "donkey knife" entered the door, Ma Xiaoquan turned around and laughed twice at the straw groom.
At this time, the straw groom was already able to swallow a gourd with his mouth open.
After a while, the straw groom blinked his eyes and looked at Ma Xiaoquan incredulously.
"Your Excellency, you are such a strange person!" The straw groom hurriedly dismounted and knelt down in front of Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan is very depressed, why do these ancient people kneel down and kowtow to others at every turn, everyone is equal, everyone is equal, do you understand? Hey, if I tell the people of your time, you can't understand.
It was easy to pull the straw groom up, and Ma Xiaoquan asked, "What, aren't you in a hurry to send fodder to Lu Bu?" ”
The straw groom said: "The adults don't know, the Hou Ye likes to gather us together, choose materials together, and when you meet the right one, you will reward a small amount of money, and the small one will be delivered." ”
"What if you don't like it?" Ma Xiaoquan was curious.
"If you are not satisfied, Hou Ye will order the small ones to pull back and re-pull the car until Hou Ye is satisfied."
"Oh~~" Ma Xiaoquan nodded, and said in his heart: Lu Bu? Well, it would be interesting to meet Lu Bu
It is said that Lu Bu thought that his prestige frightened Cao Cao, and happily rode the red rabbit horse and trotted all the way, running a few road bends, Lu Bu saw a few people gathered in front of Cao Cao's official residence from a distance, so he stopped the red rabbit with great interest and looked at it.
In Lu Bu's eyes, Cao Cao is a school captain, although he is not as good as his Zhonglang General (Fengdu Tinghou), but he is also a well-known person. And Cao Cao's soldiers are also a little brave.
No, now a few people gathered in front of Cao Cao's door, and after his subordinates were frightened, and then, with another knife, he cut down one, and immediately scared away several people.
Mmmm, this Cao Cao, my father-in-law said that I liked him very much, indeed, this person has two brushes.
"Huh?" Lu Bu was about to leave, but next, he saw a very peculiar scene.
In fact, this is not unusual, it is nothing more than Ma Xiaoquan took out the knife pinned to his leg and returned it to the person who cut him.
This is really nothing to Ma Xiaoquan, who has the ability to heal himself from death, but for Lu Bu, this is a bit unbelievable.
Changed to himself, slashing his leg with a knife, let alone standing up, just humming, he had to hum for a long time, why did this person seem to have no reaction at all, stand up and not say, and gently twist his buttocks?
No, Master Hou, I have to go and see what is going on.
Therefore, Lu Bu said, "Drive!" Quickly ran to Ma Xiaoquan.
"Who are you?" Lu Bu didn't bring Fang Tian's halberd, but only a sword, so he pulled out his sword and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't know Lu Bu, but looking at the person in front of him, his eyes were bright, his facial features were handsome, and his eyebrows also revealed a sense of confidence, and then he looked at the mount under this person's crotch, with red mane, ring-eyed and big nose, long legs and strong body, he could think of it with his ass, this is not a red rabbit.
So the one who rides the red rabbit, in addition to Lu Bu, there is also a second master Guan, well, Lu Bu is not dead yet, Cao Cao hasn't sent you a horse yet, and the plot hasn't developed there, so second master Guan, don't worry, there will be bread, there will be milk, and your red rabbit horse will have it in the future.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, looked at Lu Bu, learned the words he had learned from Wang Yun Lao'er in the past few days, and said, "Gong, but Fengxian?" ”
Lu Bu was shocked, I haven't reported my family yet, how do you know about me, could it be that you are the same as Cao Cao, you know my Lu Bu's prestige? It seems that recently, my Lu Bu has been famous.
During the Three Kingdoms period at the end of the Han Dynasty, the communication between people, familiar people will shout words, not names, Ma Xiaoquan previously said to Cao Cao's doorman that he was looking for Cao Cao, and did not say that he was looking for Meng De, but now facing Lu Bu, he directly said Lu Bu's words.
Therefore, Lu Bu, a reckless man, also felt that he and Ma Xiaoquan knew each other.
Lu Bu thought: The person who can say my Lu Bu must have a good status. Let me ask who this man is.
Lu Budao: "Who is the public? ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and didn't answer Lu Bu's words.
Lu Bu was angry, you said my name, I asked you, you didn't answer? Anyway, I'm also a big Han Zhonglang general, right, I'm also the Marquis of the Pavilion, right, you didn't answer my words?
Outrageous.
The more Lu Bu thought about it, the more angry he became, he dismounted directly and pounced on Ma Xiaoquan.
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan also has his troubles, say, I said what is my name, don't say it, you will definitely come to beat me, no, I laughed twice, you kid jumped up and wanted to fight with me.
Why is my Ma Xiaoquan so unlucky?
But it was such a coincidence, when Lu Bu was about to pounce on Ma Xiaoquan, Cao Cao appeared.
At this time, Cao Cao was depressed and came back to drink two more cups, why did he turn a corner and saw his mansion, but found a forage cart parked in front of the door, and next to the car, there was a horse.
This horse
"Tiansha~" Cao Cao felt a pang in his heart, and couldn't help scolding.
What else could this horse be besides Lu Bu's red rabbit horse? Could it be that Lu Bu discovered his mind?
But it's not right, if you find out, I didn't cut Cao Cao earlier, so why wait to come to my door?
Cao Cao couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he stood still.
Ma Xiaoquan's eyes were sharp, and after seeing Cao Cao, he didn't wait for Lu Bu to catch him, and immediately shouted: "Xiao Cao, Cao Mengde!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shouted like this, and pushed Cao Cao, who was still hesitant, up, Cao Cao originally thought, no, let's hide for a while, and after Lu Bu leaves, I will find a way to leave.
But just because Ma Xiaoquan shouted like this, okay, Cao Cao could only bite the bullet and stand up with a smile.
Lu Bu was originally determined to catch Ma Xiaoquan, but seeing that he had caught it, Ma Xiaoquan shouted like this, Lu Bu stopped, and following the sound, Lu Bu also looked over.
Now, the world's first fierce general Lu Bulu Fengxian, the world's first quasi-traitorous male Cao Cao Cao Mengde (why does Xiao Jue say that it is a quasi-traitorous male, hehe, stay tuned!) ), and Ma Xiaoquan, the "parallel fairy" who crossed over, completed the first meeting in this "history".
Sometimes, a knife can really cause a "bloody case", but it doesn't seem to have shed blood.
PS: Readers, if you think Xiao Jue's text is worth a look, then please look forward to the next chapter of Xiao Jue!