Chapter 9 Kong Rong makes pears the truth
"Kong Rong once served in Beihai, so he was called Kong Beihai." Ye Xianxian said.
At the mention of his family, Kong Rong immediately wilted. The tone also softened: "Alas, General Zhuo Tong. Everything is done by my Kong Rong, what does it have to do with my family. You tell Cao Mengde, what happened to me Kong Rong alone. ”
The bullshit general with no one in his eyes is called Zhuo Tong. Zhuotong? Throughout the history of the Three Kingdoms, it seems that there is no such person, so this person must be an unknown person.
The phrase "Under the nest, there are no eggs" immediately came to my mind.
"Don't you see that under the nest, there are no eggs." The general named Zhuo Tong said this famous sentence that has been passed down through the ages, he actually didn't get angry anymore, and suddenly sighed, probably he also had some sympathy for Kong Rong.
I looked at Ye Xianxian, so she was still a family student.
"Didn't Kong Rong's son say this?" I asked.
Ye Xianxian shook his head: "I remember that this was said by the messenger."
The devil knows who this famous sentence came from, anyway, what we heard was from the mouth of this Zhuo Tong young general.
Kong Rong no longer spoke, but the ancients were sometimes really not afraid of death.
"Bring them back and wait for the general." Zhuo Tong shouted.
Cao Cao said that Kong Rong gathered the crowd wrongly, and he was sad and had no evidence. It just so happened that we didn't know where to pop up with these people, and these people naturally wouldn't let us go, so we didn't defend ourselves. Besides, Xiucai met Bing, and it was unreasonable. We had to follow them silently.
Don't believe the TV series that escorts a prisoner wearing torture equipment and riding in a prisoner car all the way to the destination for trial, how can there be such a good thing for you to sit in a prison car.
We were all escorted in the middle by this group of soldiers, and we walked bumpily to Xuchang along the way.
Kong Rong is also a world-famous literati, and along the way, in addition to tying ropes to our feet to prevent escape, we were treated preferentially.
I thought we had to wear iron shackles or something. How do you think that the ancients were inproductive, how can there be so many iron shackles for you to use,
The old fox didn't seem to care at all about our capture, and he studied the rope that was tied under his feet.
The shackles used by thick hemp rope are very strong. It's light for us and we can walk, but we don't have to think about running.
Sometimes you have to admire the wisdom of the ancients, who made the most practical tools out of the crudest things.
"Why not shackles? How do you put rope and shackles on us? Along the way, he was extremely bored, and Ah Mao was also infected, so he also studied it.
Ye Xianxian expressed disdain for Ah Mao's ignorance: "The shackles were invented during the Jin Dynasty, and we are the Three Kingdoms."
Slim this is a living encyclopedia of walking, forgive me for not knowing. It seems that she will have to pat the slender ass more in the future, and she can solve many unsolved mysteries.
The cold-faced beast stared at a soldier beside him like an alien, studying the costumes of the ancients.
The soldier was also like an alien staring at the strangely dressed cold-faced beast, which was already a little strange-shaped, and they stared at each other all the way.
Until I said, "Cold-faced beast, you two are planning to spark love!"
The cold-faced beast then took his eyes off the other party, but the soldier still stared at the cold-faced beast, and it didn't take long for the cold-faced beast to start observing again. So the two continued to stare at each other with affection. Until a ditch in front of them, the two of them rolled into the ditch together.
Wu Dalang and Ximen Qing were chattering together, not knowing what they were talking about.
The old fox's confidence is so good that we can wait for the rest of us, and no one takes this as a disaster. It was like we were traveling, and the old fox had a way to save us anyway. Except for sledgehammers.
Sledgehammer looked frustrated and frightened, and he was still making up all kinds of torture in his head. The monkey frightened him with oil and vinegar, and Sledgehammer doubled his frustration and fear.
"Hammer, you know no. What, I'm talking about Ling Chi, that is, cutting off the flesh on your body with a knife. It's like a slice of sashimi. ”
The hammer shuddered with fright, and he quickly covered his arm.
"Don't try to hide, you can't hide. You're sturdy. Executioners are skilled surgeons, and they will easily avoid your blood vessels and arteries. ”
The hammer was at a loss, and his forehead was sweating.
"You know no, Hammer. O executioner, if you say that you will be cut with a thousand knives, you will not be killed by 800 knives. Because if you lose your breath with 800 knives, the executioner will be ridiculed and punished. It's just you and me, us. What is that? Gathering a crowd to misbehave. ”
The monkey looked at the frightened sledgehammer and continued his threat: "What is the wrongdoing? Misdeeds are dissenting, and dissenting is rebellion. Throughout the ages, the most taboo thing for emperors was the rebellion of others. Do you think we're going to end well? ”
I didn't bother to pay attention to these guys, so I leaned closer to Kong Rong.
"That, Kong Rong. Master Kong. "I had a look of admiration and flattery.
Kong Rong glanced at me contemptuously, seeing my deference, so he was a little less hostile to me.
I beat the snake with the stick and expressed my doubts: "Master Kong is famous all over the world, and I heard that the three-year-old pear is good." Can you tell me the story of your three-year-old pear? ”
Kong Rong rolled his eyes: "Lao Tzu doesn't like to eat pears, Lao Tzu is four years old, not three years old!"
I "......"
"Is it because you don't like to eat pears, so you deliberately gave the big pear to your eldest brother?"
Kong Rong sighed and looked into the distance leisurely: "That's not it, I still liked to eat pears when I was a child."
"Obviously, Master Kong is really loyal, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness." I gave a thumbs up and was amazed.
Kong Rong looked at me with strange eyes: "Ignorant child, as ignorant as the world. Do you think Lao Tzu really wants to let it, I don't give the big brother pears, I can't even eat the small ones. ”
I was taken aback: "You, you, you gave your brother a big pear because you were afraid of being beaten?"
Kong Rong showed an expression that you thought it would be, my three views.
Rong is four years old who has written into the three-character scripture, and the story of making pears is actually because Kong Rong will be beaten by his brother if he doesn't give a big pear, which makes me feel embarrassed.
I'm becoming more and more interested in Kong Rong.
"Kong Rong, you have such wisdom at the age of four. How do you live more and more confused, what are you doing with this old guy Cao Cao. What kind of character Cao Mengde is, you don't know. It's no wonder if he doesn't kill you. I said in a low voice.
Kong Rong looked at me and was furious: "Cao Sa's son of heaven ordered the princes, harmed my emperor of heaven, and the ambition of the wolf!" Could it be that I Kong Rong can't scold him? ”
"Kong Beihai! Hugh is nonsense! Zhuo Tong was riding on a horse and heard Kong Rong's shouting. scolded Cao Cao in such a public, and he spoke out to stop it.
I pouted, "Come on." What kind of life did Emperor Han Xian live before he was brought by Cao Cao? Cao Cao brought the Son of Heaven here, and he was waiting for him with delicious food and drink, what do you still want people to do. ”
"What? Who was Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty? Kong Rong asked me.
I patted my head, Emperor Xiaoxian is the nickname added by Cao Wei after the current emperor Liu Xie hung up, and now no one calls him Emperor Xian.
"Oh, I mean the Holy Majesty today, the Son of Heaven today, His Majesty the Emperor."
Kong Rong was furious: "You are in cahoots with Cao Mengde, a nest of snakes and rats." The Holy One is being held hostage by you villains today......"
"Gotcha, gotcha. Kong Rong, I won't argue with you. I interrupted Kong Rong, who was being cynical, and walked away with my ears covered.