"Who?"

"Report to your lord, there is a detailed work here."

A row of spears was aimed at our unarmed traversers in the pit. No, I'm holding a pot lid in my hand, and I'm not unarmed.

However, wanting to resist with just a broken pot lid is like making Ye Xianxian lose weight, it is a pure dream.

Me: "Let's go! He threw away the lid and raised his hands.

"Hey, you guys look at it. We finally met the ancients dressed in real ancient costumes. Wu Dalang still doesn't forget his surprise.

"Can you think of an idea, we're being treated as spies now. This is a group of soldiers, a group of soldiers. Ximenqing, who has always worn a pair of pants with Wu Dalang, retorted.

"What should I do?" Mao asked.

"What else can I do, find the old fellow." The monkey spoke.

Mao and the monkey are talking about the old fox. Either way, the old fox is now our backbone. This old fox, full of wisdom and cunning, always has a way, and it is not a piece of cake to deal with these simple-minded ancients, this is our common idea.

"No way, let's wait to be executed. It is said that the ancients punished the finest work the most severely, such as Ling Chi, car cracking, peeling and so on. "The old fox didn't know which tendon was wrong.

"Dr. Ye, Old Ye. Don't scare me. I'm timid, I know you have a way. "That's the sound of a hammer.

Despite being honored as Ye Lao, the old fox still said: "You think I am Sun Wukong, now we are surrounded by a group of ancient soldiers on the battlefield as fine works." What can I do, wait for death everyone. ”

The hammer immediately shuddered, and he raised his hands high: "Hey, I'm not fine. I'm not a spy. I ......"

Before he could finish shouting, he was kicked hard, and a man who looked like an officer said! "The fine work that Lao Tzu caught said that he was not a fine work. Look at you dressed up in strange costumes, all of you are strangely shaped, and you are haunted here. It's not a fine work, bring it back to me and torture it! ”

Obviously, I saw the hammer's face turn pale and tortured. For the ancients, as long as you can confess, torture is not humane.

I wasn't afraid, because I knew the old fox could do magic. With his trick of calling for wind and rain, these soldiers are not allowed to kneel down and worship him as a god.

We walked out of the pit with our hands raised. I approached the old fox: "Hey, old fox, don't make trouble. Don't you know how to do magic, and you can scare them away with two tricks. ”

The old fox looked back at me in surprise: "Magic? You're funny, do you believe that? That's me lying to you. In order for you to cross with us, I have used all 36 strategies. ”

I choked, it turned out that there was no bullshit magic at all, this old thing had been lying to me.

I still didn't give up: "Impossible, then how did you do it?" You do it again, and that trick will work. ”

The old fox looked at me contemptuously: "Don't say that you are from the 21st century, I am ashamed to say your IQ." Holographic projection you don't know? ”

I......

The old fox walked in front with his hands raised and ignored me, and ten thousand alpacas galloped past me in my heart.

I turned around and continued to look for my savior, Ye Xianxian. I suddenly found myself accustomed to and accepted Ye Xianxian's existence, which really frightened me.

"Slim, what are we going to do?"

As long as I don't mess with her, Xian Xian is still obedient to me: "Let's pretend to follow them first." Inquire which dynasty they are and what year it is. ”

I was immediately relieved when I said this, this old fox was really confident. He deliberately scared us, this old thing still has a way to get out.

The hammer was not so natural, and his face turned pale. Especially the costume film and television dramas he watched since he was a child, he was deeply affected, and the hammer stubbornly thought that we were about to be caught, skinned and torn apart.

"Brother Xiao Ming. I, I'm not married. I didn't have a girlfriend yet, so I just died. It's good to really kill me, and it's better to live than die when the time comes. ”

The hammer cried with a handful of snot and tears.

I really wanted to comfort him and tell him not to worry, we have old foxes.

The mischievous thought took over my sympathy, and I doubled my crying face: "Hammer, I heard that they have seventy-two criminal laws, you have watched TV, you know what it is, right?"

The monkey shuddered, and his legs were like chaff.

"Brother Xiao Ming, my name is Bean Sledgehammer. Can you call me a sledgehammer. ”

"No problem, Hammer."

"Thank you, Brother Xiao Ming."

"You're welcome, Hammer."

I'm such a king bastard.

We were tied with our hands behind our backs and escorted by a squad of soldiers. We misjudged, this is not a battlefield. They were supposed to be arresting someone when they fired their arrows.

Finally, this squad of soldiers escorted us to meet a large group of soldiers and horses on the official road ahead. At the head of the team was a general-like fellow, dressed in armor, riding a tall horse, and his eyes were full of disdain.

The officer who walked ahead of us immediately ran over and knelt on one knee: "Report, report to the general." We chased to the hillside ahead and found that Kong Rong had fled. Kong Rong gathered the crowd with bad intentions. It has been ascertained that these people are all Kong Rong's comrades, and I ask the general to report to the court and arrest Kong Rong. ”

We looked at each other. Kong Rong? Three Kingdoms? We actually traveled to the Three Kingdoms era. Come to think of it, it's like a dream, we really travel back in time. Fortunately, I am familiar with history, and Kong Rong should have been killed in 208 years.

Except for the hammer, these people all understand which dynasty we are traveling to.

"Well, Kong Rong has been arrested." The general-looking guy looked disdainful.

This general knows how to be an official very well. The officer who had captured us became even more deferential.

The general was somewhat satisfied, and he rode on his horse. The eyes were arrogant: "Bring Kong Rong up."

After a while, several soldiers brought an old man in a thin robe over.

I can't believe that the old man in the thin robe in front of me is Kong Rong in history. The old man was short and emaciated. It's a bit of imagination with monkeys. It's just a look of anger, as if he was arresting people instead of being arrested.

"Kong Rong, you can see clearly. The general said that you gathered a crowd to plot against you, and the group of people in front of you is the witness. What else do you have to say? The general said.

"Hmph, Cao Mengde's old thing wants to arrest me Kong Rong, this thief can just be charged with a crime. I'm afraid that he will kill me, but he can't stop the mouths of the world! Cao Mengde, a deflated calf, a thing with a bad head, something that was stabbed to death when he went out sooner or later. And Zhuo Tong, none of the maggots in your group of manure pits are good. ”

The general named Zhuo Tong looked a little embarrassed, although he arrested Kong Rong, but he didn't dare to offend him, and was silent about Kong Rong's angry scolding at the moment.

We look at each other, is this Kong Rong? The impression of Kong Rong is three years old, and he is rich in five cars, and he is famous all over the world. The short old man in front of him who was full of rough words was actually Kong Rong?

"That, I said. We don't know this Master Kong Rong, and this general thinks it's a misunderstanding. "Ah Mao probably also thinks that this hole is different from what we know in history.

Before General Zhuo Tong could answer, Kong Rong looked us up and down, his eyes rolling: "What are you guys again?" Lao Tzu got angry when he saw the strange guy in strange clothes, and he was naked and shameless. ”

The last sentence was about me, and it really made me angry.

"Why didn't the old thing get killed by Cao Cao soon." It was Wu Dalang's voice in my ear, and probably he couldn't listen to it anymore.

I deeply feel the same way, this Kong Rong is a stinky temper. But I'm so stubborn when I'm caught. It seems that there is a bit of backbone.

"Kong Rong, you can be presumptuous. You can also scold me and the general, but don't forget, the general ordered the arrest of not only you, but also your wife and children! General Na Zhuotong's tone became stern.

"Hmph, what a general. I think it's Prime Minister Cao Dacheng. Kong Rong's eyes rolled up coldly.

Zhuo Tongxin was excited, and then he was angry: "What big prime minister? Hugh is nonsense! ”

"Cao Mengde is bent on abolishing the Three Princes and becoming the prime minister himself. The Son of Heaven is so narrow that the princes are ordered. If you can deceive the world, how can you deceive me Kong Rong? ”

We were doubly shocked, Cao Cao, the old guy, made himself prime minister on the eve of the Battle of Chibi, and this Kong Rong had already guessed it.

However, Kong Rong's exposure of Cao Cao's face in front of the public is tantamount to asking for his own death. Several of us had the same thought in our heads: another Yang Xiu.

Sure enough, Na Zhuotong was furious: "Kong Beihai! The junior general was ordered by the general to arrest you, and if he didn't care about you, it would be to save face. Full of gibberish, prime minister...... Ah, no, how can the general spare you! You Kong Rong thinks very highly of yourself and is not afraid of death, do you not care about the lives of your wife and children? ”

"Who is Kong Beihai?" Ximenqing asked me.

I shook my head too, we were just as unheard.

Ye Xianxian said beside me: "Kong Beihai is Kong Rong." ”

"What's this name, I'm still called Dounanhai." Sledgehammer didn't know why this sentence suddenly popped up.

"You don't call Dou Nanhai, you call it Hammer." I didn't forget to hit him.

The hammer didn't care about this kind of blow: "Then why is he called Kong Beihai?"