MC You seem to be thrown into a top-performance washing machine at the moment, and your brain is about to turn out.

He clearly felt that he had been pulled into a rope of at least twenty meters, spinning rapidly in a spiral.

It's a loss to the soul body.,If it's a flesh painting style, it's too curious.。

Your grandfather, who has almost completely lost the ability to think, suddenly felt a flash of yellow light chasing after him, and he suddenly merged into his body. I vaguely heard a voice speaking in my head: "Boy, Judge Cui's spell is wrong, I don't know where it will turn for you, we can't stop you this time." Don't blame me when we meet after 60 years, my brother has a magic weapon to press the bottom of the box, so I'll give you self-defense. ”

It was vaguely Lao Bai's voice, although your head couldn't turn at this time, but you still couldn't help but be curious: What magic weapon?

As soon as I thought about Fang Sheng, I immediately felt the answer very magically: Impermanence Bao Dan, which raises a certain ability of the user to the peak according to demand.

Ability to the top? So if I choose hip-hop ability, will I be able to compete for a million prize money in hip-hop next year?

As soon as your mind moved, you immediately felt that some strange ability was growing in your body...... Broken! I don't even know where I'm going, so I just used the Impermanence Treasure Pill? If I go to a primitive society, do I sing hip-hop and dance with apes?

You want to cry without tears, if he guessed correctly, this should be the legendary golden finger! Hey, hey, you're so smart, is there an option to go back to the previous level?

The birds didn't have anyone to bird him, and he didn't feel anything. You only felt grief-stricken, and couldn't help but scream.

"Ahh Regret me!!! ”

I felt that the white light flashed, and the feeling of rotation suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he instinctively blinked, huh! A long knife rushed in his face, and at a distance of less than a millimeter, it stopped precisely on his nose.

"Ahh You shouted, instinctively ducked back, and fell to the ground on all fours.

Only then did he see the scene around him.

A fat old man in his fifties, wearing a leather cuirass, was looking at him with a fierce look, and the knife that almost split his head was in the old man's hand!

The old man's fat face had an unnatural flush, and he breathed heavily, and he looked like he had drunk too much. What's going on? You were still in a daze, and the old man spoke.

"Repentance? Hehehaha, you, a famous man who shook the world, will regret it when you die? The old man seemed to have seen something strange, a pair of fierce drunken eyes widened, shaking his head: "You dare to scold Cao Cao, dare to scold Liu Jingzhou, I admire your courage, but if you dare to scold Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must kill you!" Do you understand, great celebrity? Regret? It's too late to regret! ”

After saying this, the old man raised his knife again.

Cao Cao? The traitorous male Cao Cao? Liu Jingzhou? Who is Liu Jingzhou? Liu Biao? Who is the old man? Who am I? Thou art a great celebrity? What's your last name? Baume & Mercier? Scolding Cao Cao? Scolding Liu Biao?

a lot! I'm Youheng!

The first troll of the Three Kingdoms, the Italian cannon in the mouth cannon, a little expert in tricks, you are balanced, you are flat!

sprayed Cao Cao not only, but also sprayed his subordinates one by one, Cao Cao was unwilling to bear the stigma of killing celebrities, so he threw it to Liu Biao, and then scolded Liu Biao, Liu Biao was not willing to carry this pot, so he threw it to Huang Zu, and then of course Huang Zu also sprayed, Huang Zu was a rough embryo, with the strength of wine, he was slaughtered easily, at the age of twenty-four.

"Don't worry about killing me!" You Ye thought a lot in an instant, but immediately forced himself to continue thinking about it, because Huang Zu's knife was about to fall, and he opened his mouth and screamed.

Sure enough, Huang Zu's knife paused slightly.

"Don't worry about killing me, anyway, I can't hold the chicken,

You are so mighty, killing me is like trampling a rat to death! ”

Although You Heng's body is young and tall, but in front of an old soldier like Huang Zu, it is not an exaggeration to have no power to restrain the chicken, at this time, first seek to survive and then talk about others, you can't beat it, you can only freestyle (improvised rap) without saying a word, at this moment, your life is instantaneous, and your tongue jumps faster than the heavy machine gun, and it quickly impacts Huang Zu's eardrum:

"There must be some kind of misunderstanding among us,

Let the general's understanding of me be a little misplaced,

Please give me a chance to explain,

To tell you the truth, my adoration for you comes from the bottom of my heart.

I scolded Cao Cao, because he deceived the king and was called a national thief,

I scolded Liu Biao because he was a chicken thief when he closed his door,

My grandfather never cared who sat across from him,

As long as he should be scolded, he will definitely be scolded as a cripple!

But I can't think of scolding the general,

After all, you have a great feat,

Definitely drank too much and said the wrong thing,

I'm going to pour down three glasses of wine. ”

Halfway through the song, the strong sense of rhythm drove Huang Zu to nod his head involuntarily, the knife in his hand was still raised, but he didn't have any strength, and he shook it around naturally...... WELL, HE'S CALLING FOR YOU.

An ordinary rap without even an accompaniment, but I don't know why Huang Zu listened to it so much, you thought about it, and decided that it was the effect of the sad golden finger to improve his ability.

I want to cry when I think of this, this is the Three Kingdoms! In the troubled times when force was supreme, why didn't he improve force at that time? Let's ask which man doesn't have a prancing horse and a knife, and what Lu Bu, Xiahou, Cao Guan, Zhang Zhao, Ma Huang, and Huang yearn for!

But now it's okay, he was a hard copywriter in his previous life, he didn't understand military science and technology at all, and in this life he is a famous big-mouthed cannon of the Three Kingdoms, known as talented but he died in every trick, and his precious golden finger improved Nima's hip-hop ...... Ignore me, I have seen the direction of the future, and beyond it, there are fallen leaves all over the ground, and endless desolation.

was grieving for his fate, Huang Zu had already thrown the knife, lifted the wine, sat down next to him, and put his big thick arm directly over, with a smile on his face: "Brother Zhengping is worthy of a famous man in the sea!" Sure enough, it is a hero who knows heroes and values heroes, and what I said just now really won my heart! Only the virtuous brother knows that Cao Mengde is just a traitor of the country, and I, Huang Zu, am the real hero! ”

Huang Zu had the same neck, poured a few sips of wine, and laughed: "Just now, the virtuous brother said that Huang has a great feat, ahahaha, Huang has not shown his edge in this life, I don't know what meritorious deeds I know?" ”

You squinted at Huang Zu, the old man's face was flushed, and he couldn't see his eyebrows when he smiled, thinking that I was a big grass, you are a dragon in a dragon suit, and the entire Three Kingdoms has no chance to play, my Romance of the Three Kingdoms is still in junior high school, who remembers that you have ...... Oops, no! Your grandfather's eyes lit up - buddy really remembered, that Jiangdong Tiger Sun Jian Sun Wentai, wasn't it you who killed him? Hey sample, is this a tricky trick to kill the master? Hmph, for the sake of your knife speed, why not touch you? The so-called big husband can bend and stretch.

Your grandfather slapped Huang Zu's thigh with his hand:

"Oops, oops,

General Huang's exploits are enough to shock thousands of troops,

No matter how many generals in the world deserve only quiet listening,

I don't need to say anything else, so I don't have to blame me for being verbose,

Just say one thing that scares the whole world!

The Jiangdong Tigers of that year, Dong Zhuo suffered from him,

It's a pity that he chose the wrong enemy, and he chose to face Huang Zu,

What about galloping the world? What about martial arts?

His Sun Wentai's head was easily picked up by the general......"

Huang Zu's head was pecked by a chicken, and he drank it in a big gulp with a wine jar, and shouted happily in his mouth: "Brother Xian is really a world-shattering talent!" Well said, well said, my old Huang's heart is pounding! Tomorrow, tomorrow I will hold a banquet, let all the celebrities in Jiangxia come to my house and entertain the virtuous brother together! When the time comes, Brother Xian's words should also be told to everyone, ahhahahaha. ”

Huang Zu almost forgot what his name was, and your grandfather was secretly worried. You're done listening to it yourself, why do you want to show off? Why show off? This is going to get out, the Jiangdong Tiger is dead, and his son Sun Ce, the little overlord, is still alive! I insulted the ancestors of his family, if he didn't fight with me, he dared to go out and say that his surname was Sun?

Aren't you looking for something for me? No, you can't play like that!