"What did you say?" The judge and impermanence exclaimed in unison.

"I said, I'm not going back." You replied calmly.

“Why？” Impermanence and urgency are all beginning to flutter in English.

You smiled. When he saw that the judge, impermanence, a cadre at least at the department and bureau level, was helpless in front of him as an ordinary little revenant because of operational mistakes, he began to feel that in fact, the underworld is not necessarily bad.

Where there are rules, there is a square circle. Cadres who abide by the rules are good cadres.

I don't have a father, a mother, or a girlfriend anyway, and I only have my left and right hands to relieve my boredom, so it's better to stay in the underworld, and maybe I can reunite with my parents who can't remember their appearance.

Your grandfather smiled kindly and signaled the other party not to be too nervous: "Okay, two, don't be so serious, I won't pursue the problem that you have shortened my sixty-year lifespan, of course, you can also use the underworld to make up for it." By the way, what currency do you have in circulation here? I'm afraid no one will burn paper for me in the yang world, do you have a job introduction? ”

The judges looked at each other, shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

The judge still opened his mouth tremblingly: "Your little friend, this is not just a matter of whether you personally pursue it or not. Let me explain to you this, before your life expectancy has expired, you have come to the underworld, just like you don't have an ID card in the yang world, and you can't register you. If you don't have an ID card in the yang world, it's a big deal to be a black household, and you can hide when you see the strip, that is. ”

Impermanence said: "But the problem is serious in the underworld, if you can't register, it means that you can't receive the protection of the mana of the underworld, and the ubiquitous underworld will gradually erode your consciousness and eventually turn you into a brainless demon." ”

"Shhh Is this underworld still a world of cultivation? The mana is out.

"But it's not easy to be young." Impermanence smiled bitterly: "When I went to pick you up, the police were already going upstairs, to say that the speed of the people's police is really getting faster and faster." At this point, the forensic doctors may have started to dissect, and it will be a trouble for you to suddenly live. ”

Speaking of this, the judge pulled impermanence, and the two went to the corner and muttered for a while, and then returned to your grandfather, impermanence smiled all over his face: "Let's put it this way, what about returning yang, first, it's very troublesome, and second, you don't want to." But staying in the underworld will do you too much harm to yourself. So we have come up with a foolproof plan, which is to get you back to your past life! ”

"My past life?" You blinked, "What do you mean?" ”

The judge was full of wrinkles, and said with a smile: "Life is constantly reincarnated, but ordinary people can't remember their past lives. We want to do this, find someone in your previous life who was lucky but had a short life, and send you directly over, continue to live, and then enjoy sixty years of pure happiness, what do you think? ”

Good luck but short life? Is this luck? Your eyes rolled and he was about to speak, but Impermanence preemptively mended the knife: "Didn't you say that you like to travel?" You see, you have lived in modern society, and you have also visited the underworld, how good is it to go to ancient times? Or polygamy! ”

I have to say that Bai Wuchang's last sentence deeply touched your heart!

You Ye blinked and licked his lips: "Yes, then I have to choose by myself." ”

The two gods were overjoyed, impermanence brought a basin of water, and the judge recited a mantra to show your grandfather's past life in the water one by one.

I have to say that in these thousands of years of history, there are really many troubled times and few peaceful times. Soon picked out the early past life of seven or eight dead people.

The whirlpool in the basin turned, and a picture appeared.

"This can't work, you see this poor person, starving to death, it's too miserable."

The whirlpool spun again, changing the picture.

"This doesn't work, it's still poor, and you have to wear a pair of pants if you're poor."

Turn again.

"This can't work, it's too chaotic these years, with my temper, maybe I'll have to come back soon."

Turn again.

"You want to show me this too? Isn't this TM a donkey? ”

Turn again.

"This seems to be quite rich, and it's still young, I'll take a look at it again, fuck, fuck your sister, this is the Ximen official?"

Turn again.

"Hey! This one, this one, this one! No wonder I'm so talented, I was actually him in my last life? ”

A handsome man appeared in the basin, about thirty or so touched, really called Fengshen Yuli, who was spitting blood in his mouth, and inquired with the judge, and the whip was towards the first talent, a generation of words Nalan Rongruo!

Impermanence hurriedly beat the side drum: "This is good, the prime minister's son, the emperor's favorite general, both civil and military are handsome and handsome, he will die at thirty, and you will live to ninety if you go!" Hey, remember to stand fourth when Kowloon wins the throne! ”

The judge frowned: "But this is the whip dynasty, you have a saying in the yang world, but you have also heard it, if you wear a chrysanthemum set of electric drills, if you become Nalan, then you are full of people, do you rebel or not?" If you don't rebel, the reader will have to turn his face. ”

"You care about me." Your grandfather went back directly, he was really satisfied with his previous life, and he was extremely happy: "I look at the situation, if I want to rebel, I will make a rebellion, just say that I am a Han who has penetrated into the enemy, anyway, history is written by the victors." Even if you don't rebel, what? It's a big deal to go to the female frequency mix, "I am Rong Ruo's surname Nalan", "Training Yongzheng" or something, it must be popular. ”

"Hey, it's okay if I don't rebel, if I do, it won't affect the modern age, right?" You are a little uneasy to think about it, so it's better to ask clearly.

"No, this universe is like a big tree, when you go back to the past, it's like a new branch, that's ...... for the current branch."

"Okay, okay, just don't affect it, got it."

The judge was waiting for a long speech, saying what is called the universe throughout the ages, but was interrupted impatiently by your grandfather, and the words were pinched as soon as he started, and he rolled his eyes in a choked manner.

"Okay, it's not too early, let's get over quickly, my body in my previous life was not good, and I still need to take time to nourish my body. By the way, will it be said that the style of copying Taizu's words in the future has changed too much? "You rubbed your hands, and you can't wait to start your career as a child.

The old judge exerted his magic power, pointed his hand, the basin suddenly became ten times larger, Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation, and said to your grandfather with a smile: "Go, in this life, don't let Rong Ruogongzi live happily." ”

"Just jump in?" You hesitated.

The old judge's face turned red: "Oh, you go in quickly, you don't know how much mana this consumes, no matter how slow it is, I can't support it." ”

"Oooh!" You don't have time to think about it when you see it, so you just put your heart sideways and jump into the basin.

At this moment, suddenly someone outside the judge's hall shouted: King Qin Guang has arrived!

King Qin Guang is the Yama of the first hall of the Ten Palaces of Yama, who is in charge of the book of life and death in the world, leading to superbirth, and the evil of the netherworld, it is the boss of the old judge, when he heard that he was coming, the old judge suddenly panicked, and the mana was also chaotic, and the avatar of Rong Ruo in the basin disappeared in an instant, turning into a whirlpool.

"Yo yo yo, you said you ......"

Your grandfather's face changed greatly, but unfortunately it was too late, and before he finished speaking, the whole person had fallen into the whirlpool and disappeared without a trace.

"Oops!" The judge impermanence exclaimed in unison, and before he had time to see where you had gone, impermanence casually slapped a ball of golden light into the basin, and the old judge immediately waved his sleeves and performed the trick of Xiuli Qiankun to put the basin into his sleeve.

King Qin Guang entered the hall: "Old Cui, what are you talking about? ”

"Oh, the king is here, it's like this, that is, the little god feels that he doesn't want to make progress now, it's very bad, this underworld has to develop, it must be bad for an old man like me to hold on to the defects, Xiaobai gave me advice, I still have to keep pace with the times!"

"Oh? How to keep up with the times? ”

"That's it, for example, this book of life and death, or something, in fact, it's better to use Arabic numerals......"