[014] Director Ma
When Cao Cao returned to the mansion, it was already evening.
After coming out of Dong Zhuo's Palace, Cao Cao did not come back in a hurry, but vented in the Xiangting Tower first.
As soon as he entered the mansion, one of his subordinates stepped forward and reported: "My lord, the Situ Mansion family sent a box, saying that it must be handed over to the general. ”
"Situ Mansion?" Cao Cao was inexplicable and didn't figure it out for a while, but he still said, "Take the box and I'll take a look." ”
"Yes!"
The moment the box was presented, Cao Cao's heart was a lot colder.
"Hey, it's going to come after all!" Cao Cao said, pulling open the top cover of the box and taking a look.
Inside the box, lying quietly was the peerless knife - the Seven Star Knife
It is said that after Ma Xiaoquan said goodbye to Dong Zhuo, he led Xiu'er, Miaoyu, and Hua Lin back to Situ Mansion.
Wang Yun, the old pervert, saw the three little beauties beside Ma Xiaoquan, and knelt in front of Ma Xiaoquan with tears, crying: "Shangxian, can you give the old man an elixir?"
Ma Xiaoquan asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?" What's wrong? ”
Wang Yun's face turned red, and he whispered: "The old man wants to restore the vitality of his youth."
"Uh~" When Ma Xiaoquan heard it, he was in trouble.
Oh, you old immortal who has been making trouble for a long time and wants to do that, the soil is buried up to the neck, why do you still want a woman with an immortal heart below?
Ma Xiaoquan said deliberately: "Call Diao Chan out for me to dance first." ”
Wang Yun was in trouble: "This"
"Why don't you go soon?"
Wang Yun answered.
"Wait!" Ma Xiaoquan called Wang Yun, "First arrange a room for each of my three little beauties, and then give this to Cao Cao, saying that I did something for him." ”
Ma Xiaoquan said, took out the seven-star knife that had been prepared long ago, and handed it to Wang Yun.
Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, although Wang Yun is also a womanizer, but in front of national affairs and world affairs, Wang Yun still can't help but be excited.
"Shangxian, what are you?"
Ma Xiaoquan stretched his waist lazily and said, "Don't you see it?" ”
Wang Yun is cunning and cunning, how can he not see it, as soon as Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, Wang Yun ran away with the seven-star knife in his hand.
―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― Dong Zhuo Palace, partial pavilion.
Dong Zhuo rubbed the buttocks of the little slave girl next to him and shouted: "Li Ru, where is Li Ru?" ”
Li Ru answered outside the palace.
"Come in!"
Li Ru bowed his body and entered the side pavilion.
"Captain!" Li Ru bowed to Dong Zhuo.
"Li Ru, there are no outsiders, just call your father-in-law."
"Yes, father-in-law!"
Dong Zhuo snorted and said, "Li Ru, that Shangxian said that you can't get close to women, I can't help it, there won't be any problems, right?" ”
Li Ru said respectfully: "My father-in-law is as strong as an ox, how can there be a problem, what's more, didn't the immortal say that the future of this great Han is my father-in-law's?"
Dong Zhuo laughed, got up and said, "Okay, Li Ru, you go down, by the way, find someone for me to keep an eye on that immortal." ”
Li Ru smiled
At night, Cao Cao held the seven-star knife, tossing and turning and unable to sleep.
"This knife is really a good knife!" Cao Cao rubbed the blade and said to himself, "I just don't know, how to get close to Dong Zhuo's old thief?" ”
He really couldn't make up his mind, Cao Cao got up and drank to the door: "Someone!" ”
The subordinate outside the door responded: "The subordinates are here!" ”
Cao Cao raised his eyebrows and asked, "But Lu Yidao?" ”
The subordinate outside the door replied: "Subordinate Lu Yidao!" ”
"Hmm~" Cao Cao grabbed the scabbard of the Seven Star Knife and threw it out along the window, "Take this thing, go to Situ Mansion, and then give this to Lord Situ!" ”
"Yes!"
Cao Cao thought for a moment, and then said, "Slow! ”
"Your Excellency?"
"Be careful, don't let people see it!"
Situ House.
Ma Xiaoquan was just about to go to bed when he heard Wang Yun knocking on his door, sounding very anxious.
Ma Xiaoquan got out of bed and opened the door, only to see Wang Yun sweating profusely and said: "Shangxian, Shangxian, this Cao Cao" Wang Yun said, taking out the scabbard of the seven-star knife.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at the seven-star scabbard in Wang Yun's hand, thought for a while, and asked Wang Yun, "What do you think Xiao Cao means?" ”
Wang Yun was stunned for a moment, then calmed down and thought about it.
"Lord Shangxian, Cao**"
Ma Xiaoquan hummed and said, "Prepare the horse and the car, I'll go to Xiaocao!" ”
Cao Cao looked at the sky, thinking that Ma Xiaoquan should have received the scabbard, and instructed his subordinates: "Come on, go to Xiangtinglou and invite a few little ladies to come over, just say that I Cao Cao is affectionate, in addition, prepare wine and good food!" ”
Sure enough, not long after Cao Cao was ready, Ma Xiaoquan came with Xiu'er and Miaoyu.
Cao Cao went out to greet Ma Xiaoquan warmly, and highly praised Xiu'er and Miaoyu's appearance.
Looking at Cao Cao's envious face, Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "Xiao Cao, I visited late at night, do you know what I mean?" ”
Cao Cao laughed and arched his hand: "Immortal atonement, immortal atonement, you and I only talk about Fengyue today, only talk about Fengyue"
Cao Cao can give the seven-star knife scabbard to Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan doesn't know what Cao Cao means, but Ma Xiaoquan hasn't figured it out for the time being, why Cao Cao went around in such a circle.
However, since he claimed to be an immortal, Ma Xiaoquan naturally couldn't let Cao Cao look down on him.
Ma Xiaoquan catered to him: "Then you and I only talk about Fengyue today, hehe"
Several people entered the inner hall together, sat in a circle, Cao Cao picked up a glass of wine, and said, "Shangxian, I salute you!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "Xiao Cao doesn't have to be so polite, what about wine, such good wine, why don't you let my Xiu'er and Miaoyu dance for us, how about it?" ”
Cao Cao clapped his hands.
Ma Xiaoquan sighed in his heart: he finally avoided drinking.
After all, Xiu'er and Miaoyu have stayed by Dong Zhuo's side and know how to do it, Ma Xiao finished speaking, and the two got up hand in hand, joined Cao Cao's beat, and danced.
At this time, Cao Cao's subordinates also took over a few little ladies from the Xiangting Building, and a few little ladies also brought musicians. As soon as the musician saw Xiu'er and Miaoyu dancing, he quickly started playing.
Cao Cao already knew the rhythm of music, and after the music sounded, Cao Cao couldn't help but nod his head and close his eyes to enjoy it.
At this time, the little ladies of the Xiangtinglou opened their mouths and sang a curling voice:
Snow is falling
The sun is red and sunny
One with heaven and earth, with the sky
The mind returns
Give me back tonight
Bow down to heaven and earth, and hide your face in the sky
Ma Xiaoquan has never heard such a beautiful singing, the singing is so refreshing, but somehow, Ma Xiaoquan heard a trace of sadness from the singing.
"This" Ma Xiaoquan looked at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao looked at Ma Xiaoquan with an appreciative look and nodded lightly.
The singing of the little ladies gradually infected all the people present, Xiu'er and Miaoyu unconsciously stopped dancing, hid their faces and cried, and Cao Cao's soldiers slowly closed their eyes.
After the song was sung, the audience was silent.
"Ahem~" Ma Xiaoquan was afraid of the cold field, so he deliberately coughed twice, and said, "Today, Benxian and Cao Cheng~~" When Ma Xiaoquan said this, he hurriedly stopped, changed his tone and continued: "Benxian and Xiaocao, only talk about Fengyue, don't talk about anything else, you guys, you are all happy." ”
Everyone snorted, but the atmosphere was still very depressing.
Ma Xiaoquan also sighed in his heart.
You can't blame them, if you want to blame it, blame Dong Zhuo, the old thief, for being cruel and unkind.
"Hmm~" Ma Xiaoquan groped his chin, thought for a while, and said, "In this way, let's make a game." ”
"Games?"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and said, "This game is called 'Scenario Simulation'!" ”
Subsequently, Ma Xiaoquan briefly introduced to everyone what is called "scenario simulation". In fact, this so-called "scenario simulation", to put it bluntly, is the filming of modern society, but if Ma Xiaoquan directly tells everyone that we are filming, they will definitely not understand, so Ma Xiaoquan deliberately said that filming is "scenario simulation".
After everyone listened, a little lady from Xiangtinglou asked: "Dare to ask the adults (the little lady of Xiangtinglou doesn't know which way Ma Xiaoquan is a fairy, in this era of male superiority and inferiority, women are generally called adults for men wearing fancy clothes), what will we do?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and said, "Don't be in a hurry, let's divide the labor first, from now on, all of you will call me 'Director Ma', do you hear?" ”
"Director Ma?" Cao Cao was the first to be puzzled and asked, "Lord Shangxian, why is this?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan explained: "This 'scenario simulation', naturally there are people who want to be the leader, teach everyone how to act, some people, want to perform, na, what about these performers, Benxian named them 'actors' (shameless, the word "actor" was invented by Ma Xiaoquan), and there are people, that is, the audience, ah, just watching other people's performances, I say this, do you all understand? ”
Everyone seemed to understand, and Xiu'er asked, "My lord, which part are we going to simulate?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Cao Cao, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Jing Ke assassinated King Qin!" ”
"Hiss~~" Cao Cao just picked up the wine glass, ready to take a sip of himself, and when he heard Ma Xiaoquan say this, the wine in the cup almost shook out.
Cao Cao put down his wine glass and looked at Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan smiled at Cao Cao, Cao Cao's heart sank, and he understood what Ma Xiaoquan meant.
The occurrence of Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin was earlier than the current late Han Dynasty, and the development of a hundred schools of thought and a hundred flowers blooming formed a non-inherent way of historical recording, among them, there are many records of the seven heroes of the Warring States period fighting for hegemony, and these records, whether oral or note-taking history among the people, have a lot, that is to say, a child, more or less have heard this legendary story.
Among Cao Cao's soldiers, most of them were young men in their 20s, and Xiu'er and Miaoyu around Ma Xiaoquan, as well as a few young ladies in Xiangtinglou, were all teenage girls.
"That's it!" Ma Xiaoquan saw everyone whispering with their heads down, and knew that it had an effect, so he hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot, "Simulation is simulation, the rules can't be changed, if anyone can't play well, he will be fined three glasses of wine, and jump around the table three times to show punishment, how about it?" ”
After all, there are many young people, and they are much more cheerful to do things, and before Cao Cao could speak, Xiu'er Miaoyu and a few little ladies chattered and applauded.
Cao Cao made a tiger face and agreed, in case he didn't act well, he didn't say anything about the punishment, and jumped around the table three times in front of his soldiers, wouldn't it make people laugh when it was passed out?
Cao Cao came to Ma Xiaoquan's side and whispered: "Lord Shangxian, look at me"
Ma Xiaoquan knew what Cao Cao meant, and without waiting for Cao Cao to finish speaking, he announced loudly: "Our first actor already has it, that is our Xiao Cao, Lord Cao, um~~ Xiao Cao, you, just play a close guard in the Qin Palace!" ”
"Huh?" Cao Cao was stunned, he originally thought that Ma Xiaoquan would not arrange it for him, but he didn't expect to let himself play the role of a guard, this
"Huh? Disagree? ”
Cao Cao accompanied the smiling face and said, "How dare you dare, Lord Shangxian, just do it!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan rolled his eyes and said, "What did you say you should call me just now?" ”
Cao Cao reacted and hurriedly changed his words: "Director Ma, Director Ma!" ”