The scene was quickly arranged, and Ma Xiaoquan followed the director's example, holding two wooden planks in his hands, gently closing them, and shouting: "Begin!" ”

Behind the desk of King Qin's palace (in fact, it is a desk in the inner hall of Cao Cao's mansion), there is a man sitting upright, the man looks not very old, but he still has a little bit of majestic momentum, but the man sitting behind the desk looks very nervous, because there is a person who is much more majestic than him standing not far from him, needless to say, this person is our Cao Cao Cao Mengde.

"Cards!" Ma Xiaoquan closed the plank and said, "Lu Yidao, what are you nervous about?" This 'Jing Ke' hasn't played yet, why is it looking at you, what the hell? ”

Lu Yidao had a sad face, he couldn't say what he was suffering, from the beginning to the present, his boss was standing beside him, and he was sitting, this

Lu Yidao secretly glanced at Cao Cao not far away.

Cao Cao was also depressed, he didn't want to play it, but now that he has acted, he has played such a role, standing still, not talking, and he has to be his subordinates.

"Xiao Cao!" Ma Xiaoquan saw the clue and shouted, "Look at you like that, does Lu Yidao owe you money?" ”

Cao Cao sighed and shook his head.

"Then what are you doing with a tiger face?"

Cao Cao was helpless and laughed dryly.

"Do it all over again!"

"Smack! ~" The show continues.

King Qin (Lu Yidao) picked up the wine glass and shouted to the table: "I heard that someone came to offer a picture? Reese? ”

Li Si (Miaoyu) said to King Qin (Lu Yidao): "The king, the envoy of Zhao State, people are outside the palace!" ”

"Xuan!"

"Xuanzhao State Envoy Audience" [Extras] "Xuanzhao State Envoy Audience" [Extras] "Xuan" [Extras] "Hmm~~" Ma Xiaoquan took two wooden planks and fanned them as fans, and hummed with satisfaction.

The envoy of Zhao (Xiu'er) entered the hall, raised his head, and said to the King of Qin (Lu Yidao) without humility or arrogance: "The envoy of Zhao State, Jing Ke, has seen the king!" ”

Xiu'er has a soft voice, although she is dressed as a woman, but because she is dressed in a hurry, coupled with her small figure, there is no sense of threat, which makes people look at it, and she can't help but want to step forward and pinch Xiu'er's little face.

King Qin (Lu Yidao) looked at Jing Ke (Xiu'er) and said, "You, how can the widow believe you?" ”

Jing Ke (Xiu'er) laughed, threw down a burden in his hand, and pointed: "This is Fan Yuzhi's head (in fact, it is a bag with some cloth strips stuffed in it), and this map of Yan Du Kang that I carry behind me!" ”

"Oh? Submit the map quickly and let the widow take a look! ”

"Wait!" [Li Si (Miaoyu) debut] Li Si (Miaoyu) said: "King, this person's origin is unknown, this"

King Qin (Lu Yidao) waved his hand and said, "The widow is destined to return, how can he be afraid?" ”

Jing Ke (Xiu'er) stepped forward, took out the map, and said: "King, this map of Yandu Kang is geographically complex, I have to explain it, I don't know the king."

King Qin (Lu Yidao) waved his hand again and said, "Present it and explain it to the widow." After Lu finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed the wine glass to take a sip.

"Uh-huh!" Cao Cao snorted coldly, and looked at Lu Yidao with straight eyes.

Lu Yidao seemed to sense something, he tilted his head slightly, and found that Cao Cao was staring at the wine glass in his hand at this time.

Lu Yidao is in trouble, drink? Still not drinking? Drink it, if the boss blames it, wouldn't it be miserable, don't drink it, now it's a scenario simulation, I'm the King of Qin, I'm the best, I have to get your consent to drink a drink?

Thinking of this, Lu Yidao didn't care, picked up the wine glass, and took a clean sip.

When Cao Cao saw it, his angry face was blue and red for a while, but it was not easy to attack, so he could only hold back.

As the saying goes, if you can't breathe up, you can't breathe down. Cao Cao held back like this, and "Bobo" let out two farts at once.

Jing Ke (Miaoyu) had just walked a few steps, and when he saw that he was about to walk to the desk, he suddenly heard these two sounds and was startled.

"Who!" Ma Xiaoquan jumped out and shouted, "Who farted?" Who, report your name! ”

Cao Cao blushed and didn't say a word, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to drill down, but Lu Yidao, knowing that the fart was put by his boss, didn't dare to make a noise.

Finally, Lu Yidao raised his hands and said, "My lord, I want to go to the toilet!" ”

When Miaoyu Xiu'er and a few little ladies heard this, they couldn't help but sneer.

And the rest of the soldiers all laughed.

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand helplessly: "Go and come back quickly!" ”

"Hey!" Lu Yidao stood up, covered his ass and ran.

Cao Cao looked at Lu Yidao's distant figure, and couldn't help but sigh and be moved in his heart

After Lu Yidao returned, the performance continued.

Jing Ke (Xiu'er) took the map, slowly walked towards the King of Qin (Lu Yidao), walked to the King of Qin (Lu Yidao), Jing Ke (Xiu'er) slowly unfolded the map, and said: "King, this is the map of Yan Dukang"

King Qin (Lu Yidao) pretended to be uh-huh, just when Jing Ke (Xiu'er) slowly unfolded the map to the end, and was about to see the poor dagger, Cao Cao suddenly rushed out and shouted: "Bah! Good you thief, dare to assassinate the king, die! Cao Cao said, and pounced on Jing Ke (Xiu'er) viciously.

Xiu'er is a daughter after all, and when she saw Cao Cao like this, she couldn't help but drop the picture in her hand, and ran back in fright.

Lu Yidao looked left and right very innocently, and that expression was definitely an extremely innocent expression.

Cao Cao made such a fuss, and the audience burst into laughter again, a few little ladies in Xiangtinglou couldn't straighten their waists with laughter, and some soldiers just lay on the ground, holding their stomachs and shouting pain.

Cao Cao chased Xiu'er for a while, only then did he realize that he had done something wrong, and hurriedly scratched his scalp and laughed hehe.

Ma Xiaoquan wiped away his tears, pointed at Lu Yidao and said: "See, there must be Xiao Cao's momentum, you see that you play the role of the King of Qin, how can it be the same as not being full, do it again!" ”

Lu Yidao responded again and again.

Cao Cao thought that Ma Xiaoquan had forgotten the punishment and was gloating, Ma Xiaoquan shouted: "Xiao Cao left his post without authorization, fined three glasses of wine, and jumped around the table three times!" ”

Cao Cao's face darkened suddenly.

Lu Yidao hurriedly stepped forward and pleaded guilty on behalf of Cao Cao: "Lord Shangxian, the fault is all on the small people, if you want to punish them, punish the small people!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan knew that Lu Yidao would do this, after all, Cao Cao was his leader.

But Cao Cao pushed Lu away and said, "If you are wrong, you should be punished, and you will be punished!" With that, Cao Cao poured himself three glasses of wine, drank it in one go, and then jumped around the table three more times.

Ma Xiaoquan saw this qiē in his eyes, and couldn't help admiring Cao Cao in his heart.

Ma Xiaoquan came back to the Three Kingdoms era this time, mainly to find the solar recorder left by Huang Jingming, but now there is nothing to do, so Ma Xiaoquan wants to string the Three Kingdoms, and at the same time, Ma Xiaoquan also wants to meet the real Cao Cao, the real Liu Bei, and the real Sun family three fathers and sons.

Cao Cao's move made Ma Xiaoquan appreciate it very much, so he didn't pretend anymore.

The show then begins

Jing Ke (Xiu'er) unfolded the map to the end, and suddenly revealed a dagger (actually a piece of wood), without waiting for the King of Qin (Lu Yidao) to react, Jing Ke (Xiu'er) raised his hand to grab the dagger, and stabbed at the King of Qin (Lu Yidao), and at the same time, Jing Ke (Xiu'er) shouted in his mouth: "Dong thief, I will kill you!" ”

Xiu'er, who originally looked soft and weak, was able to shout such powerful words at this time, but the lines were wrong.

Someone reminded Ma Xiaoquan, but the corners of Ma Xiaoquan's mouth raised slightly and stopped.

For a moment, there was silence.

The dagger (wood) stabbed King Qin (Lü Yidao) in the chest.

Cao Cao stood dumbfounded, looking at the piece of wood motionlessly.

But soon, Cao Cao reacted and shouted, "Today's matter! If there is a herald, die! ”

Suddenly, a cadre of soldiers, and several little ladies in the Xiangting Tower, all knelt on the ground and kowtowed "yes".

Cao Cao turned his head and looked at Ma Xiaoquan meaningfully, Ma Xiaoquan nodded slightly at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao's heart suddenly became firm.

The reason why Cao Cao gave the seven-star scabbard to Ma Xiaoquan earlier was because he was not sure how sure this immortal was, or rather, how much effort he had to help him, after all, assassinating Dong Zhuo was a big project; Moreover, if the assassination fails, he will definitely be killed by Dong Zhuo.

On the way here, Ma Xiaoquan thought about it for a long time, if nothing else, he thought that what Cao Cao lacked now was not courage, but reason.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan asked Xiu'er and Miaoyu before this, and asked them what they thought of Dong Zhuo.

After a period of getting along, the two little girls have no suspicion of Ma Xiaoquan, firstly, this Shangxian is very kind, and secondly, Shangxian has no men's shelf at all, especially when they eat together, Shangxian even pours water for himself.

In fact, these are normal for modern people, but in ancient times, in the late Han Dynasty, when the idea of male superiority and inferiority of women was especially strict, it was comparable to picking stars from the sky.

Speaking of Dong Zhuo, the two little girls cried pear blossoms with rain, and learned from them that Dong Zhuo was not only brutal and hateful, but also extremely perverted in his thoughts.

For example, Dong Zhuo likes to put food on the little slave girl, and then eat it while doing that kind of thing over and over again.

Ma Xiaoquan knows that in a modern island country, this kind of food culture is also more popular, but from the perspective of morality and humanity, Ma Xiaoquan is unacceptable, after all, the perverted food culture based on sacrificing women's hue is actually a disgusting distorted mentality of male hegemony.

Therefore, for the sentence "Dong thief, I will kill you!" Ma Xiaoquan didn't stop it, nor did he let it happen again, what he wanted to do was to use Xiu'er's mouth to sue Cao Cao - even a woman who has no power to restrain a chicken can say such a thing, what reason do you Cao Cao have to refuse me?

At this moment, Cao Cao's heart also shook. He didn't expect that a seemingly soft and weak woman would be so firm in her eyes and so resolute in her tone when she mentioned "Dong Zhuo".

Thinking of this, Cao Cao knelt down on one knee and arched his hand at Ma Xiaoquan: "Thank you Lord Shangxian for your advice!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan threw away the two planks in his hand, waved his hand, and motioned for Cao Cao to get up

After the performance ended, Cao Cao beckoned Lu to his side with a knife and whispered: "Today's matter, although I have already warned, but there must be a mistake in the hundred secrets, now I tell you to do something, if there is anyone who reveals it, kill it!" ”

Lu Yidao understood, nodded lightly, and bowed down.

After giving Lu a knife, Cao Cao turned around, smiled and arched his hand at Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan knew that Cao Cao would inevitably make some arrangements after the dismissal, after all, there were a lot of people present just now, perhaps, there were some people who were not strong-willed.

"Haha" Cao Cao smiled, picked up a glass of wine, and said, "Today's Fengyue, Lord Shangxian will let Cao Haosheng admire, and Cao will give a glass to Lord Shangxian." ”

Ma Xiaoquan smiled, waved his hand, and said, "Don't worry, Xiao Cao, do you understand what I meant before?" ”

Cao Cao put down his glass and nodded.

"That's good! However, you should have heard the story of Dong Shi Xiaofeng, right? ”

Cao Cao's eyebrows moved, he thought about it, and snorted.

"So, do you think that compared with Xiu'er, who plays Jing Ke more vividly?"

"This" Cao Cao was in trouble.

In fact, in this era, there was no idiom of "Dong Shi Xiaofeng", but Ma Xiaoquan embezzled it in advance. But Cao Cao is not an ordinary person, after thinking about it for a while, Cao Cao understood.

"Dong Shi Xiao Feng, Dong Shi Xiao Feng" Cao Cao repeatedly chewed on Ma Xiaoquan's idiom.

"So, Xiao Cao, do you understand what I mean?" Ma Xiaoquan spoke again.

Cao Cao snorted, nodded and said, "What does the immortal mean, go to the top?" ”

"Clever!"

"Can assassinate Dong thief"

Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "Xiao Cao, can you twist other people's thighs with your own arms?" ”

Cao Cao didn't understand for a while, and hurriedly said, "Please also ask Lord Shangxian to teach you." ”

Ma Xiaoquan said: "With your current strength, even if you succeed in assassinating Dong Thief, do you think you can escape?" ”

Cao Cao didn't hesitate this time, and said directly: "No!" ”

"So after Dong Zhuo's death, will the gang of people under him make a mess?"

"Yes! Ah~~" Cao Cao seemed to think of something, and said busily, "At that time, the government and the opposition will be in chaos!" The world is in chaos! ”

Ma Xiaoquan nodded, he is more and more appreciative of Cao Cao, this Cao Cao is a little clear, it is really powerful, if Ma Xiaoquan does not know history, the two of him may not be Cao Cao's opponent.

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan said: "Assassinate Dong Zhuo, do you think this immortal can't see that it is Wang Yun's old guy who is using you as a gunman?" However, danger and opportunity coexist, as long as you grasp this opportunity, take the opportunity to escape from Luoyang, return to your hometown and make a comeback, within 10 years, hum "Ma Xiaoquan is here, no longer go into detail, he knows, point here, Cao Cao should understand everything."

"10 years" Cao Cao chewed Ma Xiaoquan's words repeatedly.

Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward, patted Cao Cao's shoulder, and said, "Have you seen Lu Bu?" ”

Cao Cao snorted.

"How to leave Luoyang, you don't need me to say, right?"

Ma Xiao's words are here, and Cao Cao completely understands.

"Thank you for your teaching!" Cao Cao knelt on his knees, and his heart was already admiring the five-body throw.

PS: Chapter 15 of the crusade against Dong Zhuo, Xiao Jue offers 4200 words, and a total of 7800 words are presented today, I hope you like it, the code word is not easy, and Xiao Jue also has problems with the lumbar spine, I hope you will pay attention to your body while reading the book! In addition, please collect flowers click!