When he saw the four big characters on the ground, Li Ru also felt the seriousness of the matter. It's not that he's uncommon and weird, it's just that what he sees and hears today is beyond his knowledge of the world.

In his opinion, it is already unbelievable for a child under the age of one to pee out words, but the person in front of him has urinated twice in a row, and the words that come out of urine every time are closely related to today's events, which is definitely not as simple as a coincidence.

He muttered in his heart, 'Could it be that someone made it on purpose?' But when he thought about it, he thought it was unlikely, because he really couldn't think of anyone who had such great ability to teach such a little doll to read. Could it be: 'Is it really Old Man Dong who has appeared?' ’

At this moment, Dong Zhuo's voice suddenly came into his ears, Li Ru was startled in vain, and hurriedly nodded his head and replied urgently: "Wait a minute, go and invite the old lady!" ”

Dong Zhuo waved his hand in distraught: "Go quickly, go quickly!" Stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and then glanced at Cai Yong, who was also confused: "Suddenly there is an extra father, what's the matter with this special two." ”

Although Old Man Cai is a Confucian scholar and a literati Beidou, but such a bizarre thing is the first time he has encountered it, he frowned and stroked his beard, glanced at Dong Zhuo, who had a tangled face, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: "If it is said that Old Man Dong has appeared, I am afraid that the old lady will come and show his feet!" If it is said to be a demon, this child is still carrying the life of the old Cui family! How can this be so easy to pinch? ’

He thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't come up with a reason, so he simply stomped his foot: "Alas! This matter is really bizarre, the old man really can't tell the truth from the fake, why don't you treat it politely first, don't offend, and then make a plan after the old lady arrives. ”

"Bo has a point!" Dong Zhuo was already out of order at this time, and it was easy for someone to give an idea, so naturally he wouldn't care too much. He nodded slowly, and was about to hand over Jiang Bangyan's eyes to the woman, when a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his head, and his face was pulled down with a 'swish': "Treat each other politely!" Do you want someone to call him daddy? ”

"This!" Cai Yong was shocked when he heard this, and secretly screamed in his heart: "I only care about calculating the truth and falsehood, and I forget my age." He looked at Jiang Bangyan, who couldn't walk, and then at Master Dong, who was nearly fifty years old, stretched out his hand to scratch his head, and sighed with an embarrassed face: "It's a bit inappropriate!" Otherwise, call Mr. Forget it! No big or small, no one for all ages! ”

"That's pretty much it!" As soon as he heard that he didn't need to call his father, Dong Zhuo's face immediately improved, and he respectfully pinched Jiang Bang's eyes and handed it to the woman: "That, ha, you hold our husband first!" ”

The woman hurriedly made a gesture, reached out to take Jiang Bangyan, tied him into swaddling clothes again, reached out and patted his buttocks, sifted like chaff, and muttered endlessly: "Ao Aoao, Heng'er is good!" Mother is here, I feel it! O'O'o...."

"No way!" When the woman first started to coax, Dong Zhuo could still pinch his nose and listen, and when he heard it for the fourth time, he couldn't help but make trouble again: "You can't call Heng'er, you can't call yourself a mother, that's me," At this point, Dong Zhuo woke up violently, swallowed the word 'father' in his mouth, and stomped his foot hatefully: "That's our husband." ”

The woman's face was bitter, she looked at her child in embarrassment, and was about to distinguish a few words, but she saw that her mother-in-law was shaking her head at herself, and she had no choice but to pinch her nose and turn her head a little, and squeezed out a tangled 'yes' word from the corner of her mouth, and shook her hands: "Oaoao, sir, sleep!" ”

.......

"Zhong Ying!" With an old roar, an old lady in her sixties appeared in the Cui family's compound with a cane and Li Ru's support: "What's the matter with looking for the old body?" ”

"Mother!" Seeing that the old lady was coming, Dong Zhuo's stomach broke out in an instant. He shook the fat all over his body, trembled and rushed to the old lady, arched his body hard, and stretched out his hand to point at Jiang Bangyan: "He said he was my father!" ”

"You bastard!" As soon as the old lady heard that her son had brought her a little man for herself, she was anxious, and she hit Dong Zhuo's head with a crutch: "You will believe it when he says it, you are a pig brain!" As she spoke, she lifted her crutch in a fit of rage, seeing that she was about to smash it again.

Dong Zhuo saw that it was not the road, so he hurriedly hugged his head and stepped back: "Mother, listen to my explanation!" That kid is really unusual! It's okay if he doesn't speak, as soon as he speaks, the old lady's eyes turn red with a 'poof', and she pushes Li Ru away, carrying a crutch and pushing forward: "You can't make a thing!" My wife has been a widow for 20 years, and I have always been clean and clean. I'm old, I'm getting a little daddy, you're going to ruin my reputation! I'm me, I'm fighting with you. ”

"Old lady, old lady!" Cai Yong saw that Dong Zhuo was beaten and complained bitterly, so he didn't care about it, so he hurriedly stepped forward and stopped in front: "Old lady Hugh is angry, I really don't blame the master at this time, and listen to me tell you slowly!" ”

If someone else stops herself, the old lady may not be willing to obey, but Cai Yong is a well-known Confucian master, and his reputation is not ordinary.

Rao is like this, the old lady didn't show any good face, and slammed the crutch to the ground: "Cai, if you have something to say, the old man listens!" ”

Cai Yong saw that the old lady had stopped, and hurriedly kicked Dong Zhuo, who was with a pimple, with his foot, but his eyes kept staring at the old lady: "Old lady, you have misunderstood the master, today's matter is really strange, and it is difficult for me and the master to distinguish the truth from the false, so I sent someone to invite you to ......."

"Is that so?" With Cai Yong's gushing introduction, the old lady's face slowly became solemn, she looked incredulous, reached out to push away Cai Yong, who was still spitting stars, walked to the woman's side tremblingly with a crutch, and pointed at Jiang Bangyan: "What you said, but this son?" "I leaned my head forward, wanting to see Jiang Bang's eyes more clearly.

From the old lady beating Dong Zhuo, Jiang Bangyan had a plan in his heart: "This one who came is the main master, as long as she is fooled, others can't recognize her if they want to." The two eyes were fixed on the old lady, and they did not leave for a moment.

When the old lady arrived, he tried his best to use his small eyes to release a look of déjà vu with mixed feelings, staring at the old lady's eyes and fanning non-stop.

The old lady saw that the child's eyes were so expectant and affectionate, and from time to time she put some electricity at herself, and when she was bluffed, she threw a crutch to protect her chest, and wrung her brows and gasped: "Why are your eyes so weird?" ”