"Lord Yue's words are reasonable!" As soon as Dong Zhuo's words fell, a cultural person with a thin and pointed mouth monkey cheek and a wisp of goatee burst out: "There is a way to eliminate evil!" These people are relatives of traitors, if they don't kill them, sooner or later they will be troubled, and I hope that my father-in-law will not hesitate, and do it quickly. ”

"Li Wenyou!" Old man Cai couldn't persuade Dong Zhuo to be in a hurry, and when he heard that the thin and tall man was in opposition to himself, he was anxious: "If the man doesn't kill, it can still be called a trouble, what ability do women and children have, and they want to kill them, are you so bewitching the Taishi, aren't you afraid of retribution?" ”

'Retribution! Although Jiang Bangyan couldn't speak, he knew very well in his heart, and knew that if he didn't want to find a way, he would not be able to do it soon. When I was anxious, I suddenly heard such a sentence, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my intuitive head, and an evil thought, 'poof' sounded in my heart.

He twisted his body violently, twisted his head at Cai Yong, and pulled his neck to cry 'wow'.

Seeing that Cai Yong and Li Ru wanted to kill one and the other to protect the dispute, Dong Zhuo was already a little troubled, and then Jiang Bangyan cried and made trouble, and when he was angry, he stomped his feet, and his fingers scolded loudly: "Do you want to die? Don't stop crying with a certain yet! ”

The woman trembled with fright, hurriedly ripped off her clothes, and was about to pour another pot for Jiang Bangyan. Jiang Bang's eyes are not drinking milk, so he naturally won't be honest, he twisted his neck and refused to commit it, and he couldn't stop crying in his mouth.

The old woman next to him saw that he refused to breastfeed and cried so much, so she hurriedly leaned over: "Heng'er, mother, this child is not urinating." ”

"That's right!" The woman slapped her forehead with a 'snap', and replied abruptly: "I just fed it once, maybe it came out of poop." Reaching out to open the swaddling clothes, he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that it was clean and there was no trace of feces and urine.

Just when he was puzzled, he suddenly saw his son's little bean worm squirming, glanced at his little face, saw his son smiling, and wanted to sit up, and his eyebrows twisted into a big pimple: "Mother-in-law, look at him!" ”

"What are you doing?" The actions of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quickly attracted the attention of the guards, and they pulled their necks and shouted: "Talking to each other, whispering, do you want to escape?" ”

The woman was so frightened by the soldier that she trembled, pointed at Jiang Bang's eyes with her hand, and hurriedly argued: "Master Bing, I'm not going to escape, it's a child who wants to pee!" ”

"Peeing?" When the soldier heard this, he swept his hand in front of his nose with a look of disgust: "What a bad luck! He was about to walk away, but he saw two cold rays of light shooting towards him. When he looked up, he saw that the son-in-law of the Taishi was staring at him, knowing that he would not let himself leave, so he had to stop patiently, shook his chin and whispered: "Hurry up!" ”

The woman thanked her, poked Jiang Bangyan's two calves forward, and whistled with a 'shhhh

Jiang Bangyan cried for a long time, waiting for this opportunity, he struggled to raise his little hand, pinched the only thing he could use, and peed in circles.

As Jiang Bangyan's urine gradually spilled on the ground, the soldier's face gradually changed, from disgust at the beginning, to surprise; From a look of surprise to a face of fear.

He raised his arm tremblingly, looked at the soaked urine in disbelief, his lips trembled and trembled for a long time, before he woke up from the shock, and then let out a hissing exclamation from his mouth: "Tai~~~Tai~~~ Division~~~, come and see!" ”

"Bold!" Seeing that a little pawn dared to shout at his father-in-law, a layer of frost immediately rose on Li Ru's face, and he strode to the side of the soldier and slapped his face: "How can you call and drink Taishi." ”

The soldier was hit, and suddenly sobered up a lot, and knelt on the ground with a 'poof', and stretched out his hand to point at the soaked urine: "Lord Li, the villain should die, the villain should die, but that kid is too evil!" ”

Li Ru stroked his beard and looked at the ground along his fingers, but saw the two big words 'avoid death' urinating on the ground.

Seeing this situation, Rao is Li Ru couldn't help but be taken aback when he did a bad thing. He reflexively raised his head, his jaw hurt, and he dragged down a strand of beard, and he gasped at that time: "Hiss! Is this his pee? ”

The soldier covered his face, glanced at Li Ru timidly, hesitated for a while, and then nodded with a look of grievance, and squeezed out the word 'yes' from his mouth.

Dong Zhuo and Cai Yong were not far from them, and when they saw that they were making a commotion, they glanced at each other suspiciously, nodded to each other, and walked over together. As soon as he got closer, Dong Zhuo turned his face on the board: "Wenyou, what's wrong?" ”

Li Ru swallowed hard and spitted, stretched out his hand and pointed to the ground: "Uncle Yue, words!" Dong Zhuo and Cai Yong stretched their necks to glance at it, and exclaimed in unison: "Don't die!" Could it be providence? Li Rushen nodded approvingly: "It should be about the same!" ”

Dong Zhuo glanced at Cai Yong, then looked at his good son-in-law, dragged his chin and frowned around Jiang Bangyan's 'mother' for four or five circles, his eyes suddenly looked faced, and he snatched Jiang Bangyan into his hand: "Just a child, how can you know how to read, it is obvious that this woman is pretending to be a ghost!" "Carrying Jiang Bang's eyes up, he was going to throw him out.

"Taishi, no!" Cai Yong saw that Dong Zhuo was about to commit murder again, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "The matter hasn't been clarified yet, how can you take the killer lightly!" In case there is really a miracle here, I'm afraid that I won't regret it in the future! ”

"That's right, too!" Dong Zhuo glanced at Jiang Bangyan, who was held high by himself but didn't cry or make trouble, just stared at his Jiang Bangyan with an angry face, and his heart was also hairy, he slowly lowered his arm, took Jiang Bangyan into his arms, twisted his brows and thought for a while: "There is!" The body squatted on the ground and split Jiang Bangyan's legs: "Pee one more for so-and-so." ”

It was a matter of life, Jiang Bangyan naturally didn't dare to wait for it, seeing that Dong Zhuo had given him a chance, he first nodded hard at the other party, and then concentrated and held his breath and brewed for a while, and then under the gaze of everyone who almost collapsed, he peed up.

From Jiang Bangyan nodding at himself, Dong Zhuo felt a little flustered, and always felt that this child was a little unusual, and when Jiang Bangyan began to pee, he was even more convinced of his judgment.

He looked at the urine that gradually formed handwriting on the ground in disbelief, his mouth gradually became an 'O' shape, and the fat on his face twitched even more, and he said with words: "I'm your father!" Is this swollen possible, how can you be my father? With a blank expression, he twisted his head towards Li Ru: "Quick, please invite my mother to come here." ”