Chapter Twenty-Four: How Not to Pinch It

"Really!" As soon as Xi Shi heard that he still had a chance to take revenge, he was as excited as a chicken pecking rice, and jumped in front of Old Man Wu with a 'poof'.

I saw that her willow eyebrows were upside down, her phoenix eyes were wide open, her face was covered with frost, like an enemy, and she didn't care whether people scolded her on the other side or not, stretched out her lotus-like arm and probed forward, and the five Qianqian jade fingers grabbed Wu Zixu's beard and couldn't help but drag it up: "Old thief, invade me and kill my brother, but did you ever think that there would be today." With a retraction of her hand, a handful of gray beards fell into her hands.

Jiang Bangyan never expected that Xi Shi would be honest to this point, and he would just pull it without looking at his eyes. Seeing Old Man Wu's headache grinning and spraying dirt vigorously, the muscles on Jiang Bangyan's face couldn't help twitching, and he felt uncomfortable for Old Man Wu in his heart.

When his facial expression returned to normal, he saw Xi Shi with a face that was still unfinished, counting his beard there, while squinting his eyes at Wu Zixu's remaining beard, he hurriedly said, "Gu Liang, don't be excited." Lone said, they scolded before they scolded! ”

When Xi Shi heard this, he immediately understood: "It's early. He scratched his head with a pouted face and annoyance, and muttered in a red face: "A total of thirteen roots, otherwise, let them scold me!" ”

"Phew!" As soon as Xi Shi's words fell, the angry roar of the leader came from his ears: "We didn't insult you, why are you so unfaithful, and you pull the beard of my family Xiangguo." ”

"This!" Although Xi Shi has agreed to carry the pot, as a man, especially a man with advanced ideas in the 21st century and such a noble body of His Royal Highness King Yue, Jiang Bangyan feels: 'This pot can't be carried by women, if you want to carry it, you have to let Gou Jian carry it!' His face widened, and he pulled his neck and shouted, "What are you shouting, what are you shouting!" This is to set an example for you, so that you know and know the serious consequences of scolding Lao Tzu! Two more beeps, believe it or not, Lao Tzu dared to draw Wang Ba on his face. ”

"I believe I believe it!" Wu Zixu's first beard was pulled off from 'Gou Jian', and all the guests had a considerable understanding of Comrade 'Gou Jian''s golden mouth. Seeing that he was going to be powerful again, where did he dare to quarrel with him, he nodded his head quickly one by one, and invariably expressed his confidence in him.

"That's pretty much it!" Jiang Bang saw that everyone was so cooperative, and he was secretly proud in his heart. He rubbed his nose, looked down at Wu Zixu, who was in tears of grievance, and lowered his head with a smile: "Wu Xiangguo, don't feel wronged, I don't want to get along with you, who let you bully people so much, come here to beat me!" ”

At this point, he straightened his body violently, glanced at Xi Shi, and saw that the other party was next to him, and the basket in his hand was only a stone's throw away from him, and he couldn't help but have the idea of yarn again.

His eyes rolled, and he pointed at Wu Zixu with his hand, with a very serious face, and asked affectionately at Xi Shi: "Gu Liang, why did you say that he killed your brother!" ”

At this time, Xi Shi was pulling Wu Zixu's beard for himself, happy that his brother was angry, where could he see Jiang Bangyan's careful eyes. Seeing that his own king asked, he only said that the king wanted to let himself play the grievance exercise, his pretty eyes were closed, and two lines of crystal clear tears were like a curtain with broken threads, and they rolled down his cheeks: "Last time Wu Yue fought ...... war"

If it is placed in normal times, if a beautiful person cries in front of him, Jiang Bangyan will pull someone to sit aside and let the other party pour out the depression in his heart. Of course, if the beauty is willing, by the way, she will exchange life or something, and it seems that there is no magic horse.

But when things came to this day, he didn't have so many ideas. As for the reason, it is very simple: 'I have offended Wu Zixu to death.' According to his understanding of Old Man Wu, it is almost certain that as long as Wu Zixu gets out of the big difficulty, he will never let himself go. ’

Seeing that the baby was so close to him, Xi Shi closed his eyes again, he was still in danger, Jiang Bangyan naturally wouldn't listen to Xi Shi's nonsense anymore, stretched out his hand and grabbed a piece of white yarn from the basket, and under the gaze of everyone who was almost collapsed, he rushed into the air with the white yarn, and shouted excitedly and happily: "Hahaha, I got it, thunder and smash me!" ”

Unexpectedly, after a few screams, there was no movement in the sky except for a few crows flying by. After looking at the cloudless sky and the fiery sun, Jiang Bang's eyes wanted to cry without tears: "Why are you still pinching here!" ”

When I looked around again, I saw that everyone seemed to have seen a monster, and they were all staring at themselves blankly. Even Wu Zixu, who was lying on the ground, opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened, allowing the soil in his mouth to collapse in patches and turn into muddy water and flow into his throat.

Although Jiang Bangyan also felt that his actions just now were gray, he still didn't figure it out, everyone looked at him like this for Mao. He scratched his head with a frown, coughed lightly a few times to hide his embarrassment, and greeted Liu Nana's little jade Buddha in his heart, as if he had discovered a new continent, he shook the white yarn in his hand a few times, and shouted to himself: "It's really a good yarn!" ”

Compared with everyone else, Xi Shi is the closest to 'Gou Jian', and he is the first to wake up. Seeing that his own king actually snatched his own yarn to show off, he took a closer look, and his pretty face was flushed with shame, and he hurriedly reached out and grabbed it, complaining with disgust in his mouth: "How can the king be so rude, he actually takes the little woman's, the little woman's ......"

When Jiang Bang heard this, he remembered to see what he was holding. When I looked at it, I saw that although it was white, it was obviously much thicker than yarn, and the most intriguing thing was that there were several more straps on the waist, chest, and shoulders. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly understood what he had grabbed.

When I looked at Xi Shi again, I saw that she was bowing her head and holding her chest, her face was red, and she was waiting to find a crack in the ground to get in, and she didn't care about it in her heart. I wanted to explain a few words, but I felt that no matter how I explained it, I couldn't hide the essence of my wolf shooting, and I was stunned there.

After everyone fell silent for a stick of incense, there was a sudden shouting of killing in the northeast, and when they hurriedly turned their heads to look, they saw a team of more than 1,000 soldiers coming from the northeast.

Seeing this, Fan Li hurriedly jumped on a boulder and put his hand on his forehead: "King, it was Dr. Wen who brought troops to meet us!" ”

At this time, if the guests can't react anymore, then their lives will be really in vain. Seeing that the soldiers and horses of the Yue Kingdom had arrived, but their own Xiangguo was still in the hands of the other party, the leading doorman gritted his teeth: "Quickly row over to save Xiangguo!" With a wave of his hand: "Give me the arrow!"