Chapter Twenty-Three: Bragging is a Loss
"Really!" Seeing that Xi Shi was moved, Jiang Bang's eyes were overjoyed, and he hurriedly nodded his head like a chicken chasing a meter: "Widows never deceive people, quickly bring them to me." ”
In his opinion, his task is to get Xi Shihuan's yarn, as long as he gets it, the task will be completed, and as for how he cleans up the situation, it has nothing to do with himself.
Seeing that he was serious, Xi Shi's face was also very sincere, he bit his lip and hesitated slightly, and then handed over the basket in his hand: "Na! ”
As soon as he heard that 'Gou Jian' was going to give away his horse, and it was also given to a Guliang, Wu Zixu couldn't bear it, and he was not honest when he arrived. He kicked his legs on the ground, screaming 'woo woo' in his mouth, and it took a lot of effort to spit out the dirt from his mouth: "Gu Liang, don't be deceived by him!" Think for yourself, when he just started with me, he had a truth in his mouth! ”
"Ahh When Xi Shi heard this, he was startled, and withdrew the basket with a 'whoosh', and swept towards Jiang Bang with a pair of pretty eyes: "You give me the horse first!" ”
"Done!" Jiang Bang's eyes were very good, where could he take care of so much, and he raised his legs and ran towards the black horse. When Wu Zixu saw him leaving, he rolled and jumped up, gritting his teeth and stomping his feet at the doorman in the river, shouting: "Don't be fooled, he is Goujian!" Come here and kill him. ”
As soon as Wu Zixu spoke, Jiang Bangyan knew that the dish was bad. At this time, where could he still take care of the black horse and the white horse, he ran back with a smoke, and took advantage of Wu Zixu's shouting to be defenseless, and flew up and stomped him to the ground.
When they looked into the river again, the crowd had already pulled out their guys and stood up, and were looking at the river bank with a wary face, and the boat they were riding in also rushed towards the shore with their angry paddling.
Seeing this situation, a layer of fine sweat immediately appeared on Jiang Bangyan's head, and he didn't have time to think about it, leaned over and picked up the copper whip, so he reapplied the whip and lifted it again: "Oh, you listen to me, stop it for me, if not, I will ask for his old life first!" Stretched out his hand and waved at Fan Li: "What are you doing in a daze!" Shut his mouth! ”
Fan Li grabbed a handful of dirt, jumped up and ran closer, ignoring Wu Zixu's howl like killing a pig, and stuffed him again: "King, the mouth has been sealed!" ”
Jiang Bangyan looked down at Wu Zixu, who was looking at him with a resentful face, and then at the hesitant doormen, and a cheap smile crossed his face: "I said brother!" I've been waiting for you for so long, have you discussed the results? ”
"You!" When the leading doorman saw that the matter had come to this point, 'Gou Jian' was still pretending to be confused with himself, and suddenly had a feeling of being regarded as a fool, and his tone was also extremely resentful: "Gou Jian, your identity has been revealed, how dare you deceive me!" It's really stupid. ”
"You're just stupid." Jiang Bangyan pinched his chin, and looked at the doorman very playfully: "I'm not Goujian, I'm a robber!" You Wu Xiangguo led troops to invade Vietnam, causing Lao Tzu's family to be ruined and displaced. Now I am poor with clanging noises, and what is wrong with asking for gold and silver? ”
After listening to Jiang Bangyan's words, the doorman was furious, and he was about to attack with one move. At this moment, a relatively thin and delucent-eyed doorman rushed forward and grabbed his arm: "Brother Tai, don't be in a hurry, you can't ignore what Gou Jian said!" ”
"Oh!" When the head of the doorman heard this, his face softened slightly, and he turned his head and asked, "According to Brother Tai's opinion, what does he mean!" ”
The thin doorman stroked his beard and rolled his eyes a few times, chewing the words of 'Gou Jian' several times in his heart, and his eyes suddenly lit up:
"Brother Tai, don't say that he is Gou Jian anymore, just treat him as a robber!" Then he leaned his head forward, and explained in a whisper that only two people could hear, like a thief: "The Yue Kingdom has been broken, and the savings of many years have been plundered by my Wu State, and its treasury is empty. Gou Jian returned to the country, no matter whether he wanted to take revenge or not, he could not lack gold and silver wealth. ”
Speaking of which, he saw through you with a look on his face, and coldly glanced at the 'Gou Jian' on the opposite side with a full thirty degrees below zero: "The reason why he is pretending to be a kidnapper is nothing more than to get some money, and he doesn't want to reveal his identity." Brother Tai, if the world knows that the king of Yue has tied up the Xiangguo of Wu and demanded a ransom, how will the countries think of him as a king! ”
"This!" The leading doorman scratched his head, carefully savored the words of the guy, and his face suddenly sank: "It's not good, Gou Jian is not good for Xiangguo!" The thin doorman was stunned when he heard this, and asked urgently: "How do you know!" ”
The leading doorman gritted his teeth, and his face suddenly showed a trace of hideousness, and he said with hatred in his mouth: "Kill people and kill them!" ”
The thin doorman sighed: "That's not necessarily!" Stretching out his hand, he stroked his beard, put on a strategizing appearance, and replied with a smile: "Wu Xiangguo is a hero, cherish reputation as life!" Being arrested this time, for Xiangguo, it is a great shame, and it is too much to cover up, and how can he destroy his reputation and talk nonsense everywhere. Gou Jian's move is because he knows that Wu Xiangguo is a human being, so he dares to do it! ”
At this point, a trace of concern suddenly appeared on the thin doorman's face: "It's just that I'm waiting, alas! For the sake of Xiangguo, let's die! ”
"I see!" The leading doorman Gao Shan looked up at the thin doorman, and hugged his fist deeply: "Mr. Gaoyi, it is admirable!" Then he straightened up and pointed at 'Gou Jian': "Wu Na thief, I will give you all the gold and silver you want." It's just that I went out in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring so much, so I sent someone to pick it up immediately. Wu Xiangguo needs to treat each other well in your place, if there is one less cold hair, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless. ”
"Really?" Jiang Bang smiled evilly, leaned down and dragged down Wu Zixu's beard, took it in his hand and showed off to the doormen on the opposite side, and blew it with his mouth, the beard was immediately like a fallen leaf in the wind, and fell into the river flutteringly: "Less, what are you going to do!" ”
"Dog thief!" The head of the doorman obviously didn't expect the other side to be so tough, he said that he was less cold, he really dared to pull out his beard, he was angry and rolled his eyes, but there was no way, so he had to stomp his feet and live a mouth.
Jiang Bang's eyes smiled coldly, and he raised his arm and pointed at the doorman: "You kid listen to me, be honest, talk about what you can do, and talk about what you can't do!" With a press of his hand, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Wu Zixu, and shouted at the doorman: "Believe it or not, from now on, if you scold me again, I will pull his beard!" ”
At this point, Jiang Bang's eyes rolled, with a smug face, and he hooked his finger at Xi Shi: "Listen to what you mean, he also killed your brother, right?" If yes, this opportunity is yours, you will take it! ”