Chapter 70: A Taste of the Old Eunuch's Roots

Li Bai is known as poetry, wine, and the three immortals of swords, in addition to poetry and wine, swordsmanship is also quite good, and he is also a person with a certain reputation in the rivers and lakes. The reason why he was recruited was not that his skills were inferior, but he really didn't expect that the opposite person would throw himself out so simply and rudely in front of the emperor.

If that's the case, it's just that, but the one who threw him out is still a eunuch who has always looked down on scholars, who is disabled, who is not even a man, and who is already in the age of sixties.

A carp stood up, rolled up his sleeves, stared at his red eyes, bit his back molars and walked in, and made up his mind to have a good 'lala' with the undisciplined Colliers. Unexpectedly, as soon as he raised his legs, the voice of the eunuch who was neither male nor female came from the hall:

"The Bohai State can be poisoned, and the books reach the Tang Dynasty officials. Since you occupied Goryeo and approached the country, the border soldiers have repeatedly invaded our realm, and they want to come from the palace family. If I can't bear it now, the official can give up the 176 cities of Goryeo to my country, and I have good things to give. The Wuwu of the Great White Mountain, the Kunbu of the South China Sea, the Drum of the Zhacheng, the Deer of the Fu, the Yong of Guojaw, the Horse of the Leader, the Mian of Vaud, the Crucian Carp of the Xunrong River, the Plum of the Pill Capital, and the Pear of Leyou, your official family has a share. If you still refuse, I will raise an army to fight, and see which one wins!"

As soon as he heard that the eunuch could actually understand the text, Li Bai immediately felt that his waist was a little unstraight, and he secretly screamed in his heart.

He dared to mess around in the palace, and no one could understand the text, so he wanted to take this opportunity to show off his knowledge, and by the way, humiliate Gao Lishi and Yang to join the army.

Now that Fanbang's national letter has been read, his knowledge monopoly has been broken, and then thinking about the smug appearance on the main hall just now, a cold sweat 'swish' flowed down.

Just as he was wandering, a majestic and angry roar suddenly came from the hall: "Li Taibai, take a look, is General Gao reading it right?" ”

As soon as he heard the movement, Li Bai knew that it was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty who was speaking, his body trembled, and he walked into the hall like chaff, holding the last bit of fantasy, and tremblingly took the piece of sheepskin from Jiang Bangyan's hand.

What made him desperate was that what was written in the book was exactly the same as what 'Gao Lishi' recited, and he read it three times in a row, and he didn't find any fault with it.

swallowed hard and spitted, and made the most respectful bow in his life to Li Longji with the most tangled face ever: "Your Majesty, what Gonggong Gao recited, there is no difference!" ”

Because Li Bai was too arrogant, and the conditions he proposed were even more rude, when Jiang Bangyan lost Li Bai, Li Longji not only had no anger, but had an indescribable coolness, but it was just because of his emperor's face, so he pulled his face and pretended to be angry.

When Jiang Bangyan 'translated' the letter of state, the angry look that Li Longji originally pretended to be was immediately replaced by a raging fire: "Nima's, the big fart of the Bohai Kingdom, also dares to argue with Lao Tzu, this is not looking for death, but what to do." ’

Although he was very angry in his heart, out of concern about the low level of education of 'Gao Lishi', he was afraid that Nawa would deliberately mislead himself by talking nonsense in order to bluff Li Bai, so he forced his temper to call Li Bai back to ask.

After receiving Li Bai's affirmative answer, he was angry and flipped the table: "Extremely arrogant!" Arrogance! ”

Li Bai was secretly complaining that he shouldn't pretend to be excessive, and when he heard this, he just said that he was talking about himself, and knelt on the ground with a 'poof': "Your Majesty forgive me, the grass people drank too much just now....."

"Not about you!" Li Longji didn't look at Li Bai, shook his big sleeves vigorously, and shouted loudly at the civil and military forces below: "This time the family wants to raise troops to seize Goryeo, what strategy can you Aiqing have to deal with the enemy?"

When the civil and military officials heard this, they couldn't help but secretly complain together: 'When you want to fight the main battle, you can't find out the enemy's reality and reality; When the Lord is reconciled, His Majesty the beloved Emperor is angry again, and if he is unlucky, he will kill people. In such a dilemma, how dare everyone say more, and they all cast their eyes on Li Linfu.

Li Longji didn't say a word when he saw that everyone was like a clay sculpture and wood carving, but just looked at Li Linfu, tilted his eyes towards Li Linfu, and a very threatening 'um' word erupted from his nostrils.

Seeing this, Li Linfu knew that he couldn't run, pinched his nose and scolded his mother in his heart:

"Your Majesty, in the past, Emperor Taizong conquered Goryeo three times, and I don't know how many creatures he killed, he couldn't win, and the treasury was wasted. Fortunately, after the death of Gai Suwen, his son and boy brothers fought for power, and were willing to guide me, and Emperor Gaozong sent veteran generals Li Li and Xue Rengui to command millions of male soldiers, and it took hundreds of battles to diagnose and kill. Today, the peace has been for a long time, there are no generals and no soldiers, and if the war resumes, it is difficult to ensure victory. Soldiers are in trouble, and I don't know when it will stop? Ministers, this matter should be valued by peace, may my emperor be sacred! ”

"This!" As soon as he heard that he was being bullied, Li Linfu, as the prime minister, turned out to be the main minister, and Li Longji was unhappy in his heart, but he was suffering from the fact that people had clearly analyzed the national economy and people's livelihood, the history of the war, and the current situation of soldiers and horses, and it was irrefutable at all.

Everywhere in his eyes, an old man in a purple robe had already flashed: "Your Majesty, what Li Xiangguo discussed is the words of Lao Cheng to seek the country, and the ministers beg His Majesty to accept it!" ”

Before he had time to see who it was, the civil and military officials bowed down as if they had discussed: "The minister seconded the proposal!" ”

Just when he felt lonely, lonely, unbearable and cold in a high place, and felt very cold, a half-male voice suddenly came into his ears: "Your Majesty, I don't think this is difficult to do!" When he turned his head to look, it was his good friend Gao Lishi.

If it were placed in normal times, Li Longji would never allow a eunuch to make a big deal in the court, but today he was very disappointed in the hundred officials, where could he still take care of these taboos, and he didn't want to ask: "What does Lux have to say?" ”

"Your Majesty!" Jiang Bang looked like a minister, bowed with his hands and bowed to Li Longji, and then straightened up and pointed at the envoy with his hand: "The old slave thinks that the great poison of the Bohai Kingdom is undersmoking." Walking quickly to the envoy, he couldn't help but raise his hand, and the 'snap' was a slap.

The envoy obviously didn't expect that this eunuch would dare to pump himself, and he covered his face and stepped back: "You dare to hit me?" ”

"Bang!" Before he finished speaking, he was kicked again between his legs, and he bowed down in his arms, and was about to scold angrily, but the voice of 'Gao Lishi' came into his ears again: "Are you swollen?" Where the fart is big, I dare to argue with our Majesty of the Tang Dynasty, Lao Tzu is so on you! ”