"I'm going to find Yang Guifei!"

After a day of hard reading Tang poems and Song Ci, Jiang Bang's eyes were full of carefulness, and he once again let out a roar on Liu Nana's balcony.

Unexpectedly, a bolt of lightning pierced the night sky, slammed into his head with a 'click', and fell backwards......

"General Gao!" With a very mocking shout, Jiang Bangyan felt that his arm was being pushed against him, and when he turned his head, he saw that he was a young man with a white face who was about fourteen or fifteen years old, and he was about to cast an inquiring gaze, but he saw that the other party was snorting at his side.

When I looked at the other party's mouth, I saw a man with a red face, a beard that was longer than his chest, eight feet tall, and dressed as a civil official. Before he could come to his senses, the civil official stroked his beard and smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pointed to the red carpeted aisle between the two: "Please!" ”

When I squinted, I saw a man dressed as a scholar lying crookedly in the middle of the carpet as if no one was around, and he was triumphantly swinging a huge foot back and forth.

Just as he was wondering, a majestic voice suddenly came from overhead: "General Gao, Li Taibai has a good temperament, and he is so drunk, you can reluctantly take off your boots for him!" ”

When I looked up, I saw an old man in his sixties, wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, sitting on a large golden chair in the middle, smiling kindly at himself.

At a glance at the other party's dress, he knew that he was designated as an emperor-level big man, and then thought about the other party's words, and he had a little understanding of the identity of himself and the person below: 'The one lying down below is the poet immortal Li Bai; He is a great general. ’

Because he didn't fully understand the situation, he didn't dare to speak indiscriminately, but hurriedly bowed to the people above, and then walked quickly to Li Bai's side.

When Li Bai saw him coming, he suddenly let out a burst of extremely cool laughter, unscrupulously stretched his foot towards Jiang Bang's eyes, and turned his foot twice, and raised his chin shell: "Father-in-law Gao, it's hard work!" ”

"Father-in-law, father-in-law?" As soon as he heard this title, Jiang Bangyan immediately stayed on the spot. He glanced at Li Bai in disbelief, and saw the other party's mocking and abusing face, without the slightest intention of deceiving, and his heart shrank into a ball at that time.

tremblingly touched his hand secretly, and found that he really didn't have that job, and his eyes were red when he was anxious. Just as he was about to go away, Li Bai's vague drunken words came into his ears again: "Yes, you are not your father-in-law, are I am?" Stretching out his hand to the side, he pointed: "If you don't want to take off your boots, you can also read the national letter!" ”

Looking at Li Bai's extremely colorful and stinky shoes rendered by vomit, Jiang Bangyan covered his nose and shrank back, and couldn't help but look along his fingers, only to find that next to the civil official, there was a red-haired and blue-eyed foreigner.

After taking a closer look, he saw that the foreigner was really holding a piece of leather in his hand, and he walked forward and stretched out his hand: "I'll take a look!" ”

Although the foreigner pursed his lips disdainfully, he twisted his head towards the emperor-level figure, and saw that the other party nodded at him, so he bowed down very gentlemanly and handed the 'national letter' in his hand to Jiang Bangyan's hand.

Jiang Bangyan put the national letter in front of him, and he felt a heavy smell of mutton coming to his face, through his nostrils it was straight to his head, and his snot and tears involuntarily flowed out, and he sneezed three times and took four or five steps back before stabilizing his body.

shook off the big snot vigorously, wiped the sleeve viciously, hung a face of wind and cold, bit the back molars and picked up the national letter to look at it, and a very suspicious 'huh' word popped out of his mouth.

The white eyes glanced at the foreigner, and walked to Li Bai's side with a pulled face: "What does Mr. Taibai mean, let me read it?" ”

"That's right!" Li Bai waved his sleeves uninhibitedly, without taking Jiang Bangyan into his eyes at all: "If you can understand it, you can read it!" Hahaha! ”

Seeing that he was kind and good-mannered, but Li Bai was so rude, Jiang Bang's eyes were also angry, and he was about to ridicule him for a few words, but the voice of the emperor-level figure came into his ears again: "General Gao!" This is a text, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military don't know, you can't understand it, it's reasonable, or quickly take off the boots with Mr. Taibai, and make an early reply. ”

As soon as the words of the emperor-level figure fell, the person dressed as a civil official flashed to the middle, and pushed the board forward with a look of excitement: "What Your Majesty said is extremely true!" Minister Li Linfu seconded the proposal! If that's the case, that's fine, but Li Linfu seemed to have an enmity with himself, and after he finished speaking, he was a big white eye.

When the emperor didn't speak, Li Bai was still crazy to death, this will have a clear purpose, he became even more intensified, 'haha' laughed and waved his hand, and half-lay on his back with a pestle: "Your Majesty, I still need to reply to that country in a while, the minister is not strong enough to drink, not only can not take off his boots, but also can't grind ink." As for the matter of grinding ink, why don't you let Yang join the army and work hard? ”

"This!" Although Gao Lishi is a eunuch, he is also Li Longji's old buddy, and he is very unhappy to let Gao Lishi beg to take off the boots covered with filth. When he heard this, he would have to let his brother-in-law grind ink, and Li Longji was called a diaphragm in his heart.

was about to scold Li Bai for a few words, but he saw that the envoy of Fanbang was looking at the excitement with a smug face, so he reluctantly pinched his nose and swallowed the thunderous anger that came to his mouth, and made a gesture at a middle-aged man in his thirties below: "Yang joins the army, since Mr. Taibai values you, you should work hard!" ”

The man arched his hand with a bitter face, leaned over aggrievedly, and reached out to smash Jiang Bangyan: "General Gao, please first!" ”

From the moment Li Bai asked Yang Guozhong to grind ink, Jiang Bangyan didn't stop looking at Li Longji's face, and saw that His Majesty the Emperor's face was much gloomy, knowing that this was an opinion on Comrade Li Bai, his eyes rolled around, and he had a plan in his heart.

Walked quickly to Li Bai's side, glanced at the drunkard with contempt, stretched out his arm, and grabbed the clean right foot.

Li Bai only said that he wanted to take off the clean boots first, not only did he not care, but he proudly raised his right foot and sent it over.

He was about to enjoy the treatment of Lux taking off his boots, but suddenly felt a tightness in his ankles, and then, a strong force came up from his feet, dragging himself into the air and spinning.

When he hurriedly looked at it, he saw that the damned eunuch had dragged his feet and spun around in a circle, despite his sixty-year-old age. Before he woke up, he heard 'Gao Lishi' shout: "Get out!" "The sound of 'soft' is to fly out, and the sound of 'clang' falls out of the temple gate.