[229] Do not return Dan
Summary of the previous chapter: Zhuge Liang is not an idle person, he has been slightly upwind during the conversation, Ma Xiaoquan changed his strategy in time, listened to the words of the source, used his own experience and experience, and played the favor card appropriately, and sure enough, Zhuge Liang was soft
+++++++++++++++ get rid of Zhuge Kongming, the next thing you have to do is to get rid of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, the two fierce generals.
Ma Xiaoquan thinks that Zhang Fei is better to deal with it, after all, this guy is relatively old and coarse, and loves to drink, as long as he does what he likes, fights for his life and drinks with this guy for a few days, presumably Zhang Fei will also buy Ma Xiaoquan a face, and slightly cooperate with Zhuge Liang to carry out his work; However, this Guan Yu
"Tsk~~" Ma Xiaoquan thought about it for a long time, and felt that Guan Yu was more difficult to handle, so he consciously asked the source: "What do you say, give me an idea?" ”
In Ma Xiaoquan's sea of consciousness, Yuan stretched his waist with his tender feet, and said, "Isn't Guan Yu very good to you, and quite respectful?" ”
"Nonsense, I've already promised Zhuge Liang, why don't you have to mess with Guan Yu?"
Yuan Dao: "I'm afraid it's difficult, think about it, this Guan Yu is not only powerful, but also a good commander, don't say it, I still appreciate Guan Yu, this army and navy can be commanded, it's really powerful."
"Eh, eh~~" Ma Xiaoquan was unwilling, "Let you think of a way for me, what do you say?" ”
Yuan pouted: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are so rude, you are a girl~~"
Ma Xiaoquan scolded: "What kind of child is a girl, you are not a person, what are you pretending to be Nie Xiaoqian?" ”
"Nie Xiaoqian?" Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Who is Nie Xiaoqian?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan interrupted: "Oh. An innocent friend of mine, I said, what the hell are you going to do? ”
Gen pouted: "Mmmm, let me think about it"
After a long moment, Gen suddenly laughed.
"Got it?"
Yuan nodded: "Well, but, ah, this method is a bit detrimental"
"It doesn't matter if he loses it or not, say it quickly"
"Well, you can do this and that"
After listening to Yuan's idea, Ma Xiaoquan scolded with his mouth open: "Are you fucking human?" Can you think of such a bad trick? ”
Yuan Hui scolded: "Soul is light, Ma Xiaoquan, you are really soulless, I will help you come up with ideas, and you actually scold me for not being human?" You're gone."
Ma Xiaoquan muttered: "You are not a human being"
"So are you going to do or not to do my idea?"
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "Of course I did." ”
"Then hurry up and do it, less nonsense!"
According to Yuan's idea, Ma Xiaoquan prepared a large number of medicinal materials, all kinds of which were available.
Then, Ma Xiaoquan synthesized the laxatives in these medicinal materials, called "Bu Hui Dan".
It's not the first time that Ma Xiaoquan has made fake pills, so Ma Xiaoquan is familiar with this so-called non-return pill, and in less than half a day, Ma Xiaoquan came out with two.
"What now?" Ma Xiaoquan asked the source.
Yuan Dao: "It's easy to say, isn't Guan Yu proud, you just say that"
"Uh-huh" Ma Xiaoquan nodded as he listened.
In the evening, Ma Xiaoquan called Ma Yun and ordered: "Call Guan Yu over!" ”
Ma Yun acted as ordered and invited Guan Yu to the guest room where Ma Xiaoquan was temporarily staying.
Guan Yu is tall and has to bow his head when he enters the guest room.
At the moment when Guan Yu lowered his head, Ma Xiaoquan stepped back, deliberately did not stand firm, and fell, and at the same time as he fell, two black and shiny pills rolled out of Ma Xiaoquan's sleeve pocket.
Guan Yu is well-informed and has very good eyesight, as soon as Ma Xiaoquan's pill rolled out, Guan Yu quickly squatted down and picked up the two pills.
"Lord Immortal, this is"
Ma Xiaoquan stood up, raised his head and took a look: "Oh, this is not returning the Divine Pill, how did you roll it out, Yun Chang, give it to me"
Guan Yu pursed his lips, returned the reluctant Dan to Ma Xiaoquan, and asked, "Lord Shangxian, you said that this is not returning the Divine Pill, what is this for?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and asked Guan Yu with slanted eyes: "You really want to know?" ”
Guan Yu nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan sighed: "This is not a god pill, but a test product refined by my master, there were three at the beginning, and I gave one to Xiao Cao, oh, it is Cao Cao, after Cao Cao ate this guy, he immediately married several wives"
"Huh?" When Guan Yu heard this, his heart moved, and he hurriedly asked, "Lord Shangxian, do you mean to say that this is not the one who returns the Divine Pill?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Well, it should be no problem to strengthen the body, strengthen the foundation and peiyuan, and even count the royal women overnight." ”
Guan Yu is a hero in the world, heroes have loved beauties since ancient times, when Cao Cao conquered Lu Bu, Guan Yu asked Cao Cao to pass Qin Yilu's wife, but unfortunately Cao Cao was cunning and didn't agree, and then he himself accepted people's wives, and afterwards, Cao Cao also said in front of Guan Yu that Qin Yilu's wife was a good hand in bed, and he thought about it several times a night, Guan Yu regretted it very much.
Moreover, Guan Yu is now forty-five years old, although this age is the year of fighting, but who doesn't want to be accompanied by a few young and beautiful beautiful girls?
Cao Cao thought, and Cao Cao did it; Liu Bei thought that Liu Bei would take off his wife Gan's clothes when he had nothing to do at night, and admired Gan's white jade-like skin in the moonlight; What about Guan Yu, does he want to?
Ma Xiaoquan is very sure, and Guan Yu definitely wants to.
Seeing Guan Yu's eyes rolling wildly, Ma Xiao said with all his heart playful, and hurriedly said: "But this is just an experimental pill, there may be side effects, for example, diarrhea or something."
Men are lower-body thinking animals, especially when it comes to men and women, without exception.
Although Guan Yu is awe-inspiring, loyal and courageous, he can't get over this hurdle when he encounters things with men and women.
Guan Yu waved his hand: "Lord Shangxian, can you give me this pill, I want to try it." ”
Ma Xiaoquan smashed his mouth and said, "You kid really want to?" ”
Guan Yu nodded.
"There are side effects!"
"I'm not afraid!"
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said, "You are so busy, how can you have time to sleep with women?" ”
Guan Yu retorted: "The lord is busier than me, and he pulls Mrs. Gan at night" At this point, Guan Yu suddenly realized that he had missed his words, and hurriedly stopped talking.
"Oh~~~" Ma Xiaoquan smiled and patted Guan Yu's shoulder, "You kid, okay~~"
Guan Yu smiled: "I also saw it once when I went to the toilet." ”
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Since you ask for it, then the immortal will give you one, but you remember, this pill has side effects, if you can't stand it, you can drink fecal juice to solve its effect." ”
"Dung juice" Guan Yu was full of arrogance, "No, I will definitely be able to do it!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Okay, go down, this immortal is going to cultivate!" ”
"Yes!"
As soon as Guan Yu left, Ma Xiaoquan asked Ma Yun to call Zhuge Liang over again.
As soon as the two met, Ma Xiaoquan got straight to the point and said: "Kong Ming, there is something that you need to do, it's like this."
Zhuge Liang listened while humming, and after listening, Zhuge Liang frowned: "So, General Guan took the immortal lord's non-return pill?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Hey, Guan Yu and I have a good relationship, I also sued him, saying that this is not a side effect of the Divine Pill, but he just doesn't listen." ”
Zhuge Liang snorted: "Lord Shangxian, what should I do?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded, and said in his heart: What a Zhuge Liang, he's so fucking smart.
Ma Xiaoquan handed another non-return pill to Zhuge Liang and instructed: "You take this non-return pill and go to make a bet with Guan Yu, and you must win the bet." ”
Zhuge Liang said: "Originally, I had a tense relationship with Guan Yu, if this is a win, wouldn't it?"
Ma Xiaoquan said: "The immortal hasn't finished talking yet, after you win, destroy Guan Yu's one, and then give your current one to Liu Bei."
Zhuge Liang hmmmm
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and said in his heart: It is so fucking comfortable to be praised by Zhuge Liang, the world's number one resourcer, for being smart.
In the sea of consciousness, Yuan pouted and said: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are really shameless, this idea of yours was come up with me, what can you come up with with an IQ of 120?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan: ""
As soon as Zhuge Liang left, Ma Xiaoquan was not idle, and knocked on Liu Bei's bedroom door that night.
Liu Bei didn't sleep either, so he introduced Ma Xiaoquan into the house, and the two talked.
After talking for a while, Ma Xiaoquan said that he would not return the Dan, and after listening to it, Liu Bei was also interested, and asked: "Lord Shangxian, this is not returning the Dan, is there really this special effect?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "It's hard to say, but after Cao Cao took it, it was really powerful, well, you know"
Liu Bei smiled: "Is there anything else?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan glanced at Liu Bei: "How can there be, the pill is refined by the master of this immortal, and this immortal can't, Cao Cao only got one, you see your Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang have one, hey, blame me for being too thin."
When Liu Bei heard that it was gone, he was a little anxious.
Liu Bei is older than Guan Yu, although he is only one year older, but in terms of demand, Liu Bei is far better than Guan Yu.
The reason is the same, Liu Bei really likes his own Mrs. Gan, especially the white jade-like skin that can be broken by blowing, Liu Bei is strong when he thinks of it
Ma Xiaoquan saw Liu Bei hesitating, and said: "If Xuande really wants it, it's not impossible, so, you let Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu make a bet, and the winner will hand over his own, there is one more than that, you just can't confiscate it." ”