slapped his forehead vigorously, and used a concussion with a magnitude eight earthquake to stop the emotion of the two girls in his head: "You two, you can't do something serious!" It's really okay, help me think about how to mix in the Tang Dynasty! Yang Yuhuan is Tang Xuanzong's wife, stealing her bath towel is almost like death! ’

Diao Chan shook his body a few times and stabilized his body, frowning hatefully: "That's your business, why let me think about it!" Xi Shi's tearful head and melon seeds were fast, and he echoed with a look of approval: "That's it!" What does it matter to us that you are begging for a wife? ”

Jiang Bang saw that the two of them refused to help, and they had a lot of rhythm to continue to discuss the tragic fate of the woman, and his head slammed on the coffee table with a 'poof': "Two beauties, let's be realistic!" You live in my body, and if I hang up, where will you go? ’

"It's too!" Xi Shi scratched his head in ignorance, and muttered thoughtfully: "I have long been a part of your body, if you really have three long and two short, I have to finish playing." He pouted and pulled Diao Chan's hateful arm: "Sister, what should I do!" ”

Diao Chan glanced coldly at Jiang Bangyan's tofu-brain-like brain, and I didn't care about it with a face, and pouted my mouth hard: "We don't have flesh and blood, at most, we will die early and be born early, what are you afraid of him doing!" If he dares to die, we will dare to bury it! Stretched out his hand and pressed Xi Shi's tearful back, hugged her and walked a few steps forward: "Sister, you have suffered such a big sin, why haven't you lived to understand it until now!" Remember, men don't have a good thing, so they have to drink medicine and give them bottles, hang them and give them ropes, and they must not be soft-hearted. ”

Xi Shi clenched his eyebrows and gritted his back molars for a long time, and nodded his head with a firm face: "My sister is right, if he hadn't fooled me, I wouldn't be so sad!" Let him die, leave him alone. ”

'Nima! Seeing that Xi Shi was hated by Diao Chan so quickly and became a class enemy, Jiang Bangyan was unhappy in his heart, and scolded his mother in his heart at that time: "Diao Chan hates, if you don't want to stay, you can leave!" Standing on Lao Tzu's turf and saying bad things about Lao Tzu, are you sorry! ’

"If you can go, I'll leave early!" Diao Chan rolled her eyes disdainfully: "If you can't leave, who wants to stay in your head!" Speaking of this, her face was cold: "Also, keep my mouth clean, if you say dirty words again, be careful that I urinate on your nerve center." ”

Seeing that the girl's tricks were so vicious, Jiang Bang's eyes immediately softened: "Sister, you are ruthless, it's not okay if my brother is wrong!" I promise not to scold you, and I won't ask you for help, you can live as long as you like, don't defecate anywhere! ’

"You're smart!" Diao Chan responded with a gloomy face, turned around and was about to walk back, trying to find a place to sit down and rest, but Xi Shi came up with a confused face: "Sister, let's not eat or drink, it all depends on his spirit, how can there be urine and urine...."

"You!" Seeing that Xi Shi was tearful and wanted to tell the truth, Diao Chan hurriedly covered her mouth, and was about to bury the other party's two sentences, Jiang Bangyan's thoughts had already reached their ears:

'It's a lie to make trouble for a long time! I said sister, you can't be authentic! Even if I'm a little sorry for you in the Three Kingdoms, it's an unintentional mistake! You're eating me and drinking me now, what's wrong with giving me some effort. And you, Xi Shi tears, have you forgotten why Xi Shi gave you to me? Although it was Gou Jian's body, the pain was mine! ’

When Xi Shi heard this, he couldn't bear it in his heart, and pouted and shook Diao Chan's hateful arm: "Sister, what he said is right!" No matter what he was for, but he really moved Xi Shi at that time! Otherwise, there wouldn't be me. Otherwise, let's help him, there's only one time left anyway. ”

Diao Chan frowned and pondered for a while before nodding his head as if the exterminator had promised Zhou Zhiruo: "Since that's the case, let's help him once!" Feng glared: "Say, what do you need us to do?" ”

"I know, I know!" Seeing that Diao Chan hated to agree to the matter, Xi Shi immediately showed a bright smile, and without waiting for Jiang Bangyan to respond, he hurriedly opened his mouth: "We just need to remember something!" ”

"Write something down?" Diao Chan nodded thoughtfully: "I want to know what happened at that time!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Seeing that Diao Chan hated a little, Jiang Bangyan nodded his head in a hurry: "I can't remember so much myself, you guys pay more attention and help me remember more." ”

Diao Chan snorted coldly: "It's that simple? Jiang Bang's eyes were solemn: 'It's that simple!' After getting a clear answer, Diao Chan let out a long sigh of relief: "That's okay, I'll help you with this!" Hurry up and read the book! ”

.....

"It's time to eat!"

With Liu Nana's warbler cry, Jiang Bangyan, who was tutoring courses from junior high school to university in front of the computer, immediately immersed himself in the ocean of happiness.

Although Liu Nana's food is salty, salty, and light, it is very distinctive, but Jiang Bangyan's food is delicious: "I said sister, your skills are really good, I haven't eaten such fragrant food for a long time." ”

Whether the food is delicious or not, Liu Nana also knows a lot in her heart, seeing that she has made it like this, Jiang Bangyan is still so wolf-eating, and she is not satisfied in her heart: "Bangyan, why am I eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes so salty!" Otherwise, I'll do it all over again! As he spoke, he reached out to bring the food on the table.

"Don't, don't!" Jiang Bangyan was willing to let Liu Nana work hard, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop her: "I said sister, don't you know, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and shredded potatoes are really not ordinary!" Try it if you don't believe it! ”

"Really!" Seeing that he was serious, Liu Nana couldn't help but hesitate, picked up a shredded potato with chopsticks and dipped it in the tomato, frowned and stuffed it into her mouth like a great enemy, and her face was bitter: "I didn't put salt in this." ”

"As long as you can eat it!" Jiang Bangyan picked up a chopstick dish and stuffed it into his mouth with a look of enjoyment: "Sister, you don't know!" I didn't catch anything to eat over there, and I drank thin all day, and I forgot what oil and salt tasted like. He chewed a few bites quickly, and swallowed down with his neck: "You said that you would order something to mix up when you went to the Tang Dynasty!" Imperial examination? Trade? ”

Liu Nana tilted her head and blinked her eyes and thought for a while, then snapped her fingers with the sound of the 'horn': "Tang Dynasty martial arts, you learn martial arts and become a general!" ”

Jiang Bangyan looked at his arms and legs with an embarrassed expression: "This thing can't be in a hurry!" Liu Nana pouted: "Write poetry!" In the Tang Dynasty, it was popular to be able to write poems, and Li Bai was famous at that time, and it didn't cost money to eat all over the world. Let me tell you, if you memorize Tang poems and Song lyrics well, even if you can't frighten Li Bai, you can fool Yang Guifei! ”

"That's a good idea! It's a killer feature! Jiang Bangyan nodded approvingly: "After eating, I'll carry it well!" ”