Chapter 66: Diao Chan Hates
Pick up the jade Buddha and put it on the turban, and after a while, a layer of mist rises, and then, a woman with frost on her face appears in front of the two.
At a glance at the woman's appearance, Jiang Bang sat on the sofa with a frightened ass: "Diao Chan, what are you doing!" I didn't mean to! ”
The woman glanced at Jiang Bang contemptuously, twisted her body, floated down from mid-air, and replied coldly in a tone that was enough to freeze all creatures: "I know you didn't mean it, and I'm not Diao Chan!" The cold light flashed in his eyes, and a bitter hatred 'poof' shot on Jiang Bangyan's face: "I am Diao Chan hate!" ”
"Diao Chan hates?" When Jiang Bang heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, and after relieving his strength for a while, he woke up from the shock: "I said Gu Liang!" The most powerful men and the most courageous men have all returned to Diao Chan, why is there still hatred? ”
Diao Chan closed his eyes with hatred, and a mouthful of broken silver teeth gnawed:
"I hate, I hate that the princes of the Eighteen Roads gathered in the Tiger Prison to call heroes in vain, but they only knew that they were fighting for power and profit, fearing the enemy like a tiger and refusing to move forward; I hate, I hate Wang Yun, the world's famous scholars and Confucianists, but he came up with such a disgraceful idea; I hate, I hate the men in the world who only know how to talk about it, but they pin their hopes of saving the country and the society and saving the people of the world in the crotch of women; I hate, I hate for a thousand years, and you men are so proud and not ashamed! Phew! ”
"Splash!" Although Jiang Bangyan sympathized with Diao Chan's plight and admired Diao Chan's beauty, he still resisted Diao Chan's saliva!
He wiped the spitting star on his face vigorously, timidly glanced at Diao Chan, who was standing with horizontal eyebrows, and retorted with an innocent and weak face: "Gu Liang, even if you have hatred in your heart, you shouldn't sprinkle your anger on me!" I didn't come up with that idea, and I'm not from you big guys, right? ”
Diao Chan hated hearing this, his eyes widened violently, and he roared with hatred: "You men, there is no good thing!" The figure twisted, and jumped towards Jiang Bangyan with a 'whoosh'.
Jiang Bang saw her flying towards him viciously, only to say that this girl was going to be unfavorable to herself, and raised her arm in fright to block it, but as soon as her hand was raised, she saw Diao Chan's hatred turn into a crystal clear glass and fall into the palm of her hand.
Just in doubt, the glass-like object suddenly softened, and after a moment's effort, it merged into his palm, and then, there was a cheering voice from the melon in his head: "Great, finally have a companion, I am Xi Shi tears, who are you!" ”
Diao Chan hated to be much better to women, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider, at least his tone was much softer, and after a faint sigh: "I am Diao Chan hating ......"
When there were only Xi Shi tears in his head, Jiang Bangyan didn't realize how to drop, but after more Diao Chan hated, the two girls began to have a meeting in their heads.
Liu Nana saw that he had unexpectedly got a goblin back, and she was also ruthless, and her willow eyebrows were upside down, so she reached out and grabbed his ear, and suddenly came to a 360-degree roundabout, and then lifted it up violently, and dragged a Jiang Bangyan up from the sofa: "Comrade Love Saint, haven't you crossed into a child?" Why did you bring another one, come on, come on, you explain it to me! ”
Jiang Bangyan was in a daze, and Liu Nana suddenly grabbed his ear, and tears of pain flowed out: "Ouch! Nana, you light, let me tell you, it's really not what you think......" He covered his ears and wailed, and hurriedly explained his encounter in the Three Kingdoms at the speed of light: "...... And just like that, I was struck back by a thunderbolt. ”
Liu Nana didn't believe it with a smile, and glanced at him with a strong vinegar: "Really? Jiang Bangyan pointed to the sky, stomped his feet and swore with a curse: "Really! Nana, you have to believe me, I only have you in my heart! I have never had crooked thoughts about Diao Chan, if I lie to you, the next time I cross, I can't be a eunuch! ”
Seeing that he was sincere and his oath was poisonous, Liu Nana hesitantly let go of her hand, but her small mouth was high: "Only by believing in you can you have a ghost!" A three-month-old kid can fool a big movie, let alone me! ”
Jiang Bangyan rubbed his ears that seemed to be about to be broken, and was about to lean over to get some cheap rewards, but saw a few words on Diao Chan's headscarf, and hurriedly pulled Liu Nana's arm, stretched out his hand and pointed at the coffee table: "Nana, look, there are words on it!" ”
Liu Nana glanced at her fingers, and her chin fell to the ground with a 'click': "Yang Yuhuan's bath towel!" This, this, this is outrageous! ”
Jiang Bangyan swallowed hard and spit, and dragged Liu Nana with a look of grievance: "That Nana!" It's inconvenient for men to do this, or else, ha! ”
Liu Nana gave him a blank look: "Don't you have two little goblins!" If only they were allowed to steal it! Jiang Bangyan shook his head: "Nana, you don't know, I really can't command them!" ”
Liu Nana pouted and asked with a disgusted face, "Are you going?" Jiang Bang's eyes turned to the sky, and he looked like he would rather die than give in: "Don't go!" Liu Nana saw that the old trick was not good, so she stomped her foot and squeezed out two tears: "Then how can I get married!" Jiang Bangyan leaned forward and reached out to put his arm around Liu Nana's shoulder: "I can be ligated!" ”
When Liu Nana heard this, her pretty face turned red: "No way!" You Laipi, your words don't count, you don't love me, you're not a man, huh! ”
Jiang Bangyan shook his head vigorously: "Nana, it's not that I don't want to go, it's really not easy to do!" Stealing a woman's bath towel, too, hey! ”
Liu Nana saw that it was not good, her face immediately softened, grabbed Jiang Bangyan's arm and shook it lightly a few times, stretched out her hand and pointed to the famous dish on the coffee table that was poured with her own sweat, and pleaded softly with a face I am a little woman: "Good Bangyan, you see, for you, I have begun to learn to cook!" I'm really ready to marry you, and that's all there is left of anyway, so you can go again! ”
Speaking of this, she raised two fingers and raised her fingers to the sky: "Bangyan, I swear, as long as you can get back the last treasure, I will marry you immediately!" It's not good to do laundry, cook, and watch the children! ”
Jiang Bang saw the grievances that Liu Nana said, and half of his body was crispy, and with Liu Nana's shaking of his strength, he put his arm on the other party's body and pressed it against the soft place: "Sister, don't you care, isn't it just stealing a bath towel, what a big deal!" Don't worry, even if my brother rebels, he can also snatch it back for you! Hurry up and get something to eat, I'm full and look at the history of the Tang Dynasty, and I'll go to meet that Li Longji! ”