Chapter 65: Finally Got It
I have to say that Li Ru is indeed a good son-in-law who knows right and wrong, knows strategy and knows military aircraft, seeing Dong Zhuo's change of hexagram, it is to put the facts and reason, from the situation of the Han Dynasty to family conflicts and neighborhood disputes, Dong Zhuo's eyelids are numb, the moon sinks to the west, and the stars are flying non-stop.
Diao Chan originally planned to wait for Dong Zhuo to go back, and then bewitch him well, and lay a more solid foundation for the victory, but he waited left and right, but he didn't see Dong Zhuo come back, and he couldn't bear to be sleepy for a while, so he lay down on the side of the desk with his hand on his cheek and fell asleep.
Jiang Bang saw the opportunity, urged Xi Shi to tearfully carry him into the room, and was about to take off his headscarf, but Diao Chan twisted his body lazily. Xi Shi didn't show his face in the house, afraid that Diao Chan would see that he had a misunderstanding, so he hurriedly put Jiang Bangyan on the ground, twisted his body and hid it in Jiang Bangyan's brain.
As soon as she left, Jiang Bangyan immediately lost the advantage of height, and was about to return, but saw that Diao Chan had no follow-up movements, and then looked at the height, if she worked hard, it seemed that she could also do it, her teeth bit her heart and she was horizontal, and her hands and feet crawled towards Diao Chan.
When he got closer, Jiang Bangyan realized that he was thinking a little simple: 'It's really good to stand up, but it's still a little short when you're lying on your stomach!' After a moment of silence, he pressed the table and slammed it, and used his weak calves to prop up his body.
Seeing that he really stood up, Jiang Bang's eyes were in ecstasy, and he struggled to take a step forward, never thinking that as soon as his feet were raised, he felt that his calves were weak for a while, and he fell forward with a 'whew', and pounced on Diao Chan, and reached out with his right hand, just grabbing Diao Chan's turban.
I thought that if I grabbed something, my body would be more stable, but unexpectedly, Diao Chan was going to sleep, the headscarf was tied very loosely, and the weight of Jiang Bangyan's whole body was pressed, and the headscarf was pulled off.
In mid-air, he felt that his body was light, and he was going down if he didn't get castrated, he knew that it was not good, and his left hand stretched forward violently, just in the arms of Diao Chan, pinching a mung bean-sized thing and dragging it desperately, which was able to stabilize his body.
Diao Chan was sleeping there, never expected that there would be people in the inner room of the dignified Taishi's Mansion, and when the headscarf was torn off, she didn't take it to heart, but she accidentally pulled it when she was napping, and only when there was a sharp pain in her chest, she suddenly opened her eyes.
was about to shout, but saw his father-in-law dripping saliva and pinching his own thing dangling there, and the angry sable chan silver teeth clenched and his face was frosty. took a look, saw that there was no one around, and suddenly became bold, and pushed Jiang Bangyan aside as soon as he stretched out his hand.
When the matter was done, Jiang Bangyan also knew that the dish was bad: "Not to mention that the husband entered his daughter-in-law's room in the middle of the night, how to explain, just say that he was pulling someone else's stuff, and it would be swollen." As long as Diao Chan shows Dong Zhuo and the old lady, he will immediately become a beast and drink milk? Who believes? ’
He also counted on himself to get the turban, and quickly hit a thunderbolt to split himself back, but unexpectedly, waiting left and right, there was still a bright moon outside, without a trace of dark clouds.
was anxious, but saw Diao Chan walking towards him with angry eyebrows, and he kicked his legs in fright, and used a high move to move his buttocks, and retreated backwards.
Although his movements are not slow, he is really not as good as Diao Chan, just a few steps back, he was chased by Diao Chan to his side, and he 'spit' at his head: "You are an old and unserious person, no matter how hard your aunt's life is, you can't let your grandparents and grandchildren be bullied by three generations, I'm sorry!" ”
Jiang Bangyan thought that Diao Chan was going to twist his ears twice, but unexpectedly, the other party actually spat at him viciously, and one was spat on him, and he hurriedly raised his headscarf and covered his head.
At this time, the furious Diao Chan found that his turban had been torn off, and he was standing there like a female ghost with his hair in a cloak of hair, and he was immediately anxious and angry, and snatched the turban with his hand, wanting to tie his hair up again.
But unexpectedly, as soon as he grabbed the headscarf in his hand, he felt a wet feeling on his hand, and when he took a look, he saw that there was a bunch of sticky things on it, and he knew that it was his own sputum, and he felt nauseous, and he raised his hand and smashed it at Jiang Bangyan: "I don't want it!" ”
Jiang Bangyan was annoyed because he lost his turban, and when he saw the turban fly back, his heart was ecstatic, and he grabbed his hand in his hand, and was waiting to take a closer look at what was wrong, when he felt that the room was suddenly dark.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw a dark cloud blocking the moon, and before he woke up, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared in the sky, and a "bang" sound hit the door of the head, and the "ah" of Jiang Bangyan's eyes fell backwards, and in the haze, he only heard Diao Chan exclaim: "The ashes were really struck by thunder!" "My head tilted and I lost consciousness.
When I woke up, I found myself lying on Liu Nana's bed without accident, struggling to sit up, seeing that the sun was just right outside, but Liu Nana was not around, she frowned and shouted: "Nana, where have you been." ”
"I'm cooking!" As soon as Jiang Bangyan's words fell, Liu Nana's panicked answer came from outside the bedroom, and then Liu Nana ran into the house with a plate of dishes: "Look, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, I learned it online, what, I'm virtuous!" ”
Although Jiang Bangyan doesn't cook much, he is still relatively proficient in such a difficult dish as scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Seeing that the black half of this dish is half red and half red, it is obvious that the pot has been pasted after the heat, and she is about to say a few words, but she feels that people are so beautiful that it is not easy to fry vegetables for herself. Thyun is merciful! ”
How did Liu Nana know that his kung fu at this time had moved Na Duo's thoughts, and when she heard him praise herself, her pretty face suddenly turned into a brilliant red flower: "Then you taste it!" ”
As soon as he heard that he was allowed to eat that thing, Jiang Bangyan couldn't wait to make a thunder and then split himself back, and hurriedly raised the headscarf in his hand: "Nana, I'm not hungry now, let's study Diao Chan's hat first!" ”
"Is that it?" Liu Nana glanced at it, and saw that Jiang Bangyan took back a headscarf, and her eyebrows twisted into a big pimple: "This is not a hat?" ”
"It's called!" Jiang Bangyan waved his turban weakly, walked to the living room with his shoes, and spread the curtain on the coffee table: "I didn't expect Diao Chan to wear it every day!" Stretch out your hand: "It should be operated in the same way as Xi Shi's yarn, give me the Jade Buddha, I'll try!" ”
Liu Nana put down the plate, took off the jade Buddha and handed it forward: "You won't bring another one back this time, right?" Jiang Bangyan shook his head with a bitter expression: "This time I dressed as a three-month-old little child, if I can turn one back like this, I really become a saint." ”